Current football jokes.......

magalan


Joined: 17/01/2009
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Message Posted:
13/01/2012 15:05

Fergie, Mancini, Kenny and Harry sitting in a pub. Kenny goes up and buys the first round of drinks.



Mancini the second and Harry the third. Fergie buys the next but Mancini complains "where's mine?!"



Fergie replies "Sorry pal, this is the fourth round and you're not in it.”



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Some weeks later it's just Fergie, Harry and Kenny.



The pressure is getting to them all so they agree on double rounds.



Up goes Harry and stands the first two rounds, Then it's Fergie for two shouts.



Kenny then marches up and just buys Harry a drink. "Hey where's mine?" growls Fergie.



"Tough sh*t old purple nose, this is the fifth round and you’re not in it – when will you learn not to start Scholes if you want to keep 11 men on the field and win!”