Joke for breakfast

gillken


Joined: 25/05/2008
Posts: 521

Message Posted:
11/12/2008 08:51

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs

and toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally

slept in.



As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly,

"You've got to make love to me this very moment!"



My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is

going to be my lucky day!"



Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all;

right there on the kitchen table.



Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt

still around her neck.



Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"



She explained, "The egg timer's broken."