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Spoon
Joined: 16/01/2012
Posts: 6
Message Posted:
17/01/2012 22:12 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 1 of 8 in Discussion |
| When the captain of the ill fated Costa Concordia was asked if he knew where he was going he replied "off course"
I was watching the news about the stricken cruise ship when the Sky News presenter said, "She's lying on her side with a gash the size of a tennis court."
I just happened to glance over at the wife on the sofa and now it's all kicked off here!
April 14th 1912:
MAN: "Women and children only please."
25 years ago:
WOMAN: "Women want sex equality"
15 years ago:
WOMAN:"Women to fight sexism"
5 years ago:
WOMAN:"Women winning on sex equality"
3 days ago:
WOMAN: "It was unbelievable, men were trying to get into the lifeboats before women" |
rowlo
Joined: 12/10/2008
Posts: 4796
Message Posted:
17/01/2012 22:14 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 2 of 8 in Discussion |
| someones gotta row them lifeboats  |
Panchocat
Joined: 29/11/2009
Posts: 1333
Message Posted:
17/01/2012 22:23 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 3 of 8 in Discussion |
| That lot seems to be doing the rounds on Facebook, Spoon.
Looks like you are aiming to get your stars up in double quick time lol! |
Jonholmes
Joined: 08/11/2011
Posts: 184
Message Posted:
17/01/2012 22:59 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 4 of 8 in Discussion |
| BRS thread closed due to bad taste ,this one is allowed to run, now that is strange. BTW I find this thread amusing , just an observeration.
One concerning the recent death of people , the other about a group of ex-pats .I am confused . |
rowlo
Joined: 12/10/2008
Posts: 4796
Message Posted:
17/01/2012 23:02 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 5 of 8 in Discussion |
| give the mods a chance , they cant scrutinize every thread |
Jonholmes
Joined: 08/11/2011
Posts: 184
Message Posted:
17/01/2012 23:14 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 6 of 8 in Discussion |
| Just bought a lottery ticket to win a cruise round the mediterranean,last weeks was a rollover. |
Jonholmes
Joined: 08/11/2011
Posts: 184
Message Posted:
17/01/2012 23:20 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 7 of 8 in Discussion |
| Attention passengers this is your captain, We of Carnival Cruise Lines Costa Concordia welcome you to Italy. If you look out the port side now you'll see the beautiful Tuscan sky and to our starboard you'll see the old Italian navy. |
Harold2555
Joined: 19/04/2008
Posts: 1139
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18/01/2012 00:14 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 8 of 8 in Discussion |
| This thread is now closed.
A little too early and too near the Knuckle |
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