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kaiserphil
Joined: 14/12/2008
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22/01/2012 12:12 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 1 of 7 in Discussion |
| Coming back from another recent EC summit in Rome, various European leaders were forced to take the train due to a strike by Swiss ATC controllers; sitting together in the same compartment, travelling through the Swiss Alps, were Sarkozy, Cameron, Merkel and the young and very attractive female Irish foreign minister.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, Sarkozy has a bright red, hand print on his cheek. No one speaks, everyone is extremely shocked and embarrassed.
Angela Merkel thinks: Sarkozy, not able to help himself, must have groped the Irish girl in the dark, and she slapped his cheek.
The Irish girl thinks: Sarkozy, not able to help himself, must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled Merkel and she slapped his cheek. |
kaiserphil
Joined: 14/12/2008
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22/01/2012 12:14 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 2 of 7 in Discussion |
| Cont'd,
Sarkozy thinks: Why me? That perfidious Cameron must have groped the Irish girl in the dark knowing that I'd get the blame for it and she slapped me... the English bastard.
And Cameron thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack that little French shit again. |
elko2
 
Joined: 24/07/2007
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Message Posted:
22/01/2012 12:22 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 3 of 7 in Discussion |
| A very old joke with new names.
ismet |
kaiserphil
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22/01/2012 13:36 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 4 of 7 in Discussion |
| So it is Ismet. Never mind, someone may enjoy it! |
Fawsley
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Message Posted:
22/01/2012 13:51 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 5 of 7 in Discussion |
| Those that enjoy it are probably English. |
dublinderm
Joined: 26/09/2009
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22/01/2012 15:20 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 6 of 7 in Discussion |
| Hi,
I'm not English and I enjoyed it.
The name of the Irish Deputy Foreign Minister is Lucinda Creighton. She may be young, but attractive....mmh perhaps I will suspend judgement.
DD |
philbailey
Joined: 17/01/2011
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22/01/2012 15:24 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 7 of 7 in Discussion |
| I told my wife "I've got a new job having sex, live on stage"
She said "Are you having me on ?"
I replied "I'll ask my boss, but so far they've all been thin and pretty" |
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