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Lambousa Gordon


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I'm not sure how true this can be but the full script can be found at the following link:



http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3688456/Chav-nativity-which-has-Jesus-turning-water-into-lager-angers-parents.html



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There's no respect anymore Gordon. Heads should roll for this.



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I have nuff respect !!



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If this had been a TV sketch show by Little Britain or Catherine Tate it would have been hailed as brilliant, so why all the fuss.



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do you let your kids watch programes like that . You should be ashamed of yourself. I agree about teaching your kids the right way and not letting them see crap like that on the tv



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Becks - I didn't see any mention in batterboy58's posting of letting his kids watch these programmes??



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Batter



I agree that it would not have been highlighted in the way it has but if it was in Little Britain (and there is much of the Vicki Pollard about this skit) then people might have understood that it was comedy...



When you give children something based on the country's predominant religious creed to play, to then try to dumb it down in this way is patronising in the extreme.



I'm sure the drama teacher or whoever thought this up did so thinking that they would make the story funny and accessible to the class and for that at least you have to give them some measure of credit... Teachers are encouraged to try to engage their pupils and bring the subject matter alive.



But this is so poor it really is not up to scrutiny on any level other than the lowest... I'm sure David Walliams and Matt Lucas would have made it much funnier...



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I don't remember even saying I had any kids.



I have seen plenty of school nativity plays brought up to date in an attempt to engage kids and put across a message, I don't see this as any different really.

I think the objection here is because it's done in a chav style, this is simply chavvist.



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Maximum respec for you battboy ! innit



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Aaarright!



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Batterboy - 'chavvist' - that's a new one on me! Good one though.



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It`s just a modern day twist on when Jesus turned water into wine. The local school here did goldilocks and the three gangsters.



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"Goldilocks and Gangsters", what sacrilege!



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Or Peter Pansy!



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They did that one last Easter



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Doyen shame on you and 1001 Damnations



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Rod, tell me you're joking, please!



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Mid-Summer Nights wet dream?



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Not joking, it`s true



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The Nutscracker Suite



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That dick, Whittington.



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Pussy in boots...



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Winnie the shit...



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Robin Hoodie..



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Hi-Jack the Beanstalk..



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Don't forget lesbian jam!



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That one`s class!!



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A Christmas (single mum) Carol.



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Once In Royal David`s City Center



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Rowdy Night



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"O" Come all Ye Faithless....



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Anyway our pub landlord has managed to do the opposite......he turns Lager into water.



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When 'another' child is born



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Joyful Joyful Asbo



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A pint of Black Sheep served by the Baahhmaid..



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Nonce in Royal David`s City



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While Shepherds flog their Watches by night..



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Rod, message 40.Brilliant!



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Babes in the Hood...



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Peter Panhandle feat: Karpas Donkey as Nana



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Have it away in a Manger...



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What would the reaction have been had it been

Mohamed: the messenger of Allah doing somthing would the thread have been allowed to continue ??



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No it wouldn`t have continued because it wouldn`t have been contemplated in the first place, i don`t know why.



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Possibly because people of the muslim faith are proud of their faith where people of the Christian faith sometimes feel they have to apologise for their beliefs for fear of ridicule, which leaves them wide open to just that.

I must say that if my children had been pupils at this school I would not have been impressed at the content of this, we should be teaching our young people respect and tolerance of others religious beliefs whatever they are.



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Hattikens- totally agree. No respect.



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No 1,

Who knows, if there had been a little more respect, tolerance and understanding of other peoples beliefs over the years there may have been a few less wars.

As Dave Alan used to say, May your God go with you, whoever he may be.



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See this



http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=113996&in_page_id=3



Allah's great i'n'it!



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In 2004 Madame Tussauds used waxworks of David and Victoria Beckham to portray Mary & Joseph in a nativity scene.



Now that is disrespecful.



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Muslims will object to disrespect to Christ, as a sainted prophet, I am told

and they have done so when Christians have sat back & said nothing.

Go back a few hundred years & you would find no tolerance at all for this

kind of thing, in Christianity, so what does it tell us about our attitudes? Are we just more relaxed, or just irreverent?



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WHO CARES



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`O` Little Town Of Beckenham



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And what about the wedding feast where Jesus turned water into wine??!!

Much better idea in my humble opinion. Cheers !



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Yeah but still about 30 years out... don't think it featured in the nativity.. mind you she got pregnant somehow! Oh did I really say that... oops! sorry folks...



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