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windmill
Joined: 06/07/2008
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13/12/2008 19:06 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 1 of 9 in Discussion |
| There was a man from leeds,who swallowed a packet of seeds,from out of his arse came turfs of grass,& on his balls grew weeds |
The-Wicks
Joined: 27/05/2007
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13/12/2008 19:16 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 2 of 9 in Discussion |
| Steve where did he get the packet of seeds.
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RedSnapper
Joined: 12/08/2008
Posts: 540
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13/12/2008 19:17 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 3 of 9 in Discussion |
| Woolworths but they`ve sold out now. |
windmill
Joined: 06/07/2008
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13/12/2008 19:35 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 4 of 9 in Discussion |
| Hampton Court |
terryW.H.F.C
Joined: 01/12/2008
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13/12/2008 20:14 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 5 of 9 in Discussion |
| no woolworths are shutting down now |
Lemtich
Joined: 15/02/2007
Posts: 1487
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13/12/2008 20:58 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 6 of 9 in Discussion |
| A friend I knew who was suffering severe pain from his backside went to the doctor and explained his problem.
"Well then", said the doctor," go behind the screen, slip off your pants and trousers and lets have a look".
The doctor had a look and exclaimed.
"My God! You've got a lettuce growing out of your rectum!"
"Is it serious?" my friend asked.
"I'm afraid it is,
its just the tip of the iceberg!"
Lem |
No1Doyen
Joined: 04/07/2008
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13/12/2008 20:59 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 7 of 9 in Discussion |
| Lem, I just don't know what to say.  |
RedSnapper
Joined: 12/08/2008
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13/12/2008 21:04 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 8 of 9 in Discussion |
| He bought `em in the closing down sale |
Steve1953
Joined: 04/12/2008
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14/12/2008 11:18 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 9 of 9 in Discussion |
| Latest cricket news from India. Freddie sent down a full toss,not his googlie,because he can swing it both ways,and hes waiting for the umpire to raise his finger.
KP is standing in the slips with his legs apart waiting for a tickle,and the there was a change of bowlers - the bowler is Holding the batsman's Willey .
Collingwood has gone down to long leg after bowling a maiden over,and I think it was Freddie Truman that said at a dinner to his host in Delhi - pass me the salt please,Gunga Din.
Brian Johnson's legover wit still one of the best,sorry dont know many rhymes,hope this will do,regards to all,Steve |
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