New Jokes Please - Calling Pte Pike-

Steve1953



Joined: 04/12/2008
Posts: 298

Message Posted:
14/12/2008 02:24

Dear Pikey,whats got an IQ of 144?



A gross of irishman.



I think you have been getting too much stick - as a newcomer,maybe can you enlighten the readers why you seem slanted by the south? I've just watched Billy Connolly interviewed by his missus and he was up for it - why not build an additional carraigeway for the drunks . Sounds similar to Dave Allen,who said 99% of all accidents are caused by drunk drivers ../... so it follows that 1% are caused by drunk drivers





Logically,so why dont you sober drivers stay off the roads and let us drunks drive in safety?

Sorry to digress about important matters ,but I think that humour on both sides is absent? regards to all,Steve and Pickey

Steve1953



Joined: 04/12/2008
Posts: 298

Message Posted:
14/12/2008 02:28

Sorry,too late 99% accidents caused by SOBER drivers,not drunks,apogogies,Steve and Pikey

RedSnapper


Joined: 12/08/2008
Posts: 540

Message Posted:
14/12/2008 09:29

I think it`s because he served in the Greek Navy.

britvic



Joined: 05/09/2008
Posts: 3039

Message Posted:
14/12/2008 12:23

I didn't think you were allowed personal messages, but then again.....................

fire starter


Joined: 19/06/2008
Posts: 3401

Message Posted:
15/12/2008 10:11

so many new moderators.

are they all sleeping?

Harold2555



Joined: 19/04/2008
Posts: 1139

Message Posted:
15/12/2008 10:16

Never sleep firestarter but it's not exactly a personal message is it.



Paul