joke on europe in florida

timaloy


Joined: 30/06/2011
Posts: 171

Message Posted:
07/02/2012 14:02

Hans, a middle-aged German tourist on his first visit to Orlando, Florida, finds the red light district and enters a large brothel. The madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain him.



They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she gasps and runs away! Seeing this, the madam sends over a more experienced lady to entertain the gentleman.



They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear, and she too screams, "No!" and walks quickly away.



The madam is surprised that this ordinary looking man has asked for something so outrageous that her two girls will have nothing to do with him. She decides that only her most experienced lady, Lola, will do. Lola has never said no, and it's not likely anything would surprise her. So the madam sends her over to Hans. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she

timaloy


Joined: 30/06/2011
Posts: 171

Message Posted:
07/02/2012 14:06

sorry all,joke wouldint fit on screen

ttoli


Joined: 24/03/2007
Posts: 1172

Message Posted:
07/02/2012 14:22

I've just thought of a great owl joke, but I can't use it until 2/8/20.

Kibris


Joined: 07/11/2007
Posts: 372

Message Posted:
07/02/2012 14:31

Have the rest on me Tim



sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she screams, "NO WAY, BUDDY!" and smacks him as hard as she can and leaves.



Madam is by now absolutely intrigued, having seen nothing like this in all her years of operating a brothel. She hasn't done the bedroom work herself for a long time, but she's sure she has said yes to everything a man could possibly ask for. She just has to find out what this man wants that has made her girls so angry. Besides she sees a chance to teach her employees a lesson.



So she goes over to Hans and says that she's the best in the house and is available. She sits and talks with him. They frolic, giggle, drink and then she sits in his lap.



Hans leans forwards and whispers in her ear, "Can I pay in Euros?"

elko2



Joined: 24/07/2007
Posts: 4400

Message Posted:
07/02/2012 15:06

Bloody funny.

ismet

timaloy


Joined: 30/06/2011
Posts: 171

Message Posted:
07/02/2012 15:16

ya stole ma punch line kibris,thank god,cheers mate

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
07/02/2012 15:21

A few months ago I read a book about the negative effects alcohol and fast food can have on your body and I was sickened and shocked.



Then and there I decided quitting was in order. And since that day, I haven't touched another book.