Who will win the title...(Alternative Version)

jimchris09


Joined: 13/02/2009
Posts: 547

Message Posted:
07/02/2012 21:15

I think Oswaldthwistle Rovers are a cert for the 4th division of the "Grandma Gronk's Surgical Support" north central Lancashire & Yorkshire Valleys league this year....an all my mates agree!







The deciding factor has been the appointment of Neasden Utd's ashen faced 59 year old Ron Knee as caretaker manager during the summer. Knee (59) wasted no time in bringing renowned striker Alex "Baldy" Pevsner into the side and this has ensured that the defence has improved no end as it has had to deal with his reputation of scoring at least two own goals each match.







Latest Score: Oswalthwisle 2 Sleathwaite 3 (Pevsner 2 og)







Mr Knee is 59







Apologies to Private Eye!

greylag


Joined: 08/04/2009
Posts: 1110

Message Posted:
07/02/2012 21:25

When did Oswalthwistle get floodlights and underground heating,



Grey.

jimchris09


Joined: 13/02/2009
Posts: 547

Message Posted:
07/02/2012 21:43

Eh? We're ard oop north tha knows...only Jessies need that sort o stuff! )

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
07/02/2012 22:09

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