Christmas Jokes

Steve1953



Joined: 04/12/2008
Posts: 298

Message Posted:
17/12/2008 21:00

3 shepherd's were standing over the Messiah's cradle in the stable.



One gets up quick,and bangs his head on a low beam ....



Jesus Christ .... that b....... hurt, he says



Joseph piped up..... by God,thats a good name - we were going to call him Fred

Best wishes to all for a good christmas and a peaceful new year,Steve

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
18/12/2008 10:08

A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perked up and said, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"

"What a coincidence," the farmer said. "This is a special day for me. I am celebrating."

"This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating," said the woman.

"What a coincidence!" said the farmer.

As they clinked glasses, he added, "What are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynaecologist told me that I am pregnant!"

"What a coincidence!" said the man. "I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs. "

"That's great!" said the woman. "'How did your chickens become fertile?"

"I used a different cock," he replied.

The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said, "What a coincidence……!"