12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on Britis

parkview



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22/02/2012 18:42

1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - 'This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.'



2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.'



3.. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - 'And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria .. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!'



4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - 'Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew.'



5. US PGA Commentator - 'One of the reasons Arnie ( Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them . Oh my god !! What have I just said??'



6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'

BizziLizzi


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Message Posted:
22/02/2012 23:18

An old chestnut , but a classic, was Brian Johnston's



"The batsman(i)s Holding, the bowler(i)s Willie"



But that wasn't unintentional , it was said Johnston had been waiting for that particular combination ever since he saw the selection lists.



The other was the commentator who announced "The Fleet's all lit up tonight" and - in those oh so innocent days - nearly got the programme taken off air.