12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired cont

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22/02/2012 18:43

7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!



8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: 'Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday.'



9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on 'Look North' said: 'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this. '



10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on 'Sky Sports': 'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets.'



11. Michael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: 'They seem cold out there. They're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts.'



12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shot

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22/02/2012 23:57

Shame 1 - 6 is missing!!??? Are they coming soon (fnar!fnar!)

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23/02/2012 00:43

Groucho Marx interviewing an aging gent from West Virgina.

"So, how old are you, how long have you been married to the woman you love and have how many children do have together?"



REPLY, "I'm fifty-five, been married thirty-five years and have twenty-six children"



"I love my cigar, too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while"!





Richard

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23/02/2012 04:09

I googled it and found the rest



12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on British

TV and radio





1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from

Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"





2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl

Gibson comes inside of him."



3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - "This is really a lovely

horse. I once rode her mother."



4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - "Ah, isn't

that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the

Oxford crew."



5. US PGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is

playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his

balls and kisses them .....



Oh my god!! What have I just said??"



6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team

Live' said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it."

Groucho



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23/02/2012 06:56

Sports commentator Ken Brown was referring to golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson when he said:



Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny; other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.

Groucho



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23/02/2012 07:19

David Coleman:

'Linford Christie's got a habit of pulling it out when it matters most.'

Groucho



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23/02/2012 07:23

Blue Peter Presenter Simon Groom referring to a previous item on door-knockers with the words

'what a beautiful pair of knockers'.

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23/02/2012 08:08

Bill Tennant after having interviewing fanny Cradock..i wish my doughnuts would turn out like fanny's...