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NCMan



Joined: 19/09/2009
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Message Posted:
25/02/2012 07:08

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My missus and I walked past a swanky new restaurant last night.





"Did you smell that food, it smelt incredible?" she said.





Being the nice guy I am, I thought ....





"Sod - it, I'll treat her!" .....





So we walked past it again!



boroles


Joined: 28/11/2010
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25/02/2012 08:21

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What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."



I have never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.



Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them?



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