Joke - The Memory Man and his wife

Groucho



Joined: 26/04/2008
Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
28/02/2012 07:37

An elderly couple are having problems remembering things.

During a checkup, their doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember ..

Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks.

'Will you get me a cup of coffee?'

'Of course..'

'Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?' she asks.

'No, I can remember it.'

'Well, I'd like some hot milk on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so as not to forget it?'

He says, 'I can remember that. You want a cup of coffe with hot milk.'

'I'd also like a sprinkle of chocolate. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down?' she asks.

Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Coffee with milk and chocolate- I've got it, for goodness sake!'

Groucho



Joined: 26/04/2008
Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
28/02/2012 07:37

cont...

Then he toddles into the kitchen. After 20 minutes, The old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of egg and bacon..

She stares at the plate for a moment. 'Where's my toast?'

Groucho



Joined: 26/04/2008
Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
28/02/2012 07:39

An elderly gentleman.....

Had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear everything.

The gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, 'Your hearing is perfect.. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.'

The gentleman replied, 'Oh, I haven't told my family yet..

I just sit around and listen to the conversations. do you know, I've changed my will three times!'

birdman



Joined: 20/09/2010
Posts: 690

Message Posted:
28/02/2012 12:09

Both crackers ! I will use on my facebook page !!!



Gerry

elko2



Joined: 24/07/2007
Posts: 4400

Message Posted:
28/02/2012 12:45

Groucho, thanks. Both very good.

ismet

slatnumber7


Joined: 25/08/2010
Posts: 299

Message Posted:
28/02/2012 12:51

An elderly couple meet and find romance, things progress and they decide to spend a night together.



They both strip off and the lady says to him ''My, you look fit for a man of your age!''



''Well I take regular exercise and do a bit of jogging.'' He tells her and adds, ''You look pretty good too.''



''Yes but I have acute angina.'' She quips. He nods in agreement,'' Yes so I see and nice boobs too!''

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
28/02/2012 14:54

I bought my wife a memory stick

and it works





Since her1st beating she has not forgot anything

Jonesy299


Joined: 07/02/2009
Posts: 367

Message Posted:
29/02/2012 01:04

My aunty was diagnosed with memory loss issues last year - the doctor said that if she keeps fit she can manage the problem a little longer, so she has been walking 3 miles a day for the last 2 months...



.... we haven't got a clue where she is now!