A nice joke........................

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
20/03/2012 12:00

The old man was on his death bed,and he thought he smelt the baking of chocolate cookies from the kitchen.It was his favourite cake.He struggled from his bed,down the stairs,into the kitchen.



And his wife was just taking chocolate cookies from the oven.

As he reached out to eat one,his wife said:

"Get your hands off them,they are for after your funeral"

car4car


Joined: 17/12/2010
Posts: 12

Message Posted:
23/03/2012 23:58

Thanks for that, made me smile!

Jovial_John


Joined: 31/01/2009
Posts: 1024

Message Posted:
24/03/2012 07:25

The old man is on his deathbed surrounded by his wife and 4 sons. Looking at them he is again struck by the one son who is thin and weedy compared to the other 3 strapping lads. Thinking that as his time is nearly up he is entitled to know he asks his wife "Dear, is he really mine - he is so different from the other boys. All these years I have worried you were unfaithful to me". His wife reassures him "I swear on all our lives that he is truly your son" at which, his mind at rest, the old man slips away. "Thank God" the wife thinks to herself "he didn't ask me about the other three".