A little bird was flying south for the winter‏

pakistanstore


Joined: 18/03/2012
Posts: 10

Message Posted:
25/03/2012 10:29

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to revive and... felt how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing the bird out! It laid there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug it out and ate it! LESSONS FROM THIS STORY:







1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.



2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.



3) And when you’re in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!...

daisy dukes


Joined: 06/09/2008
Posts: 3815

Message Posted:
25/03/2012 11:51

There was a birdy flying high,

Dropped a message from the sky.

'Aye' said the farmer, wiping his eye

'Tis lucky my cows don't fly'....



DD

EricCrapton



Joined: 30/12/2010
Posts: 325

Message Posted:
25/03/2012 12:56

I woke up one morning, to the sound of something sweet



T'was a beautiful little Robin, singing for something to eat



I leant across to the window and crushed it's f*****g head!



T'will teach the noisy little git to wake me from my bed!