Why Men Can't Win

Taz666


Joined: 21/12/2008
Posts: 180

Message Posted:
29/12/2008 15:57

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.

If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.



If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.

If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.



If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.

If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.



If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.

If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.



If you cry, you're a wimp.

If you don't, you're insensitive.



If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.

If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.



If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.

If she asks you, it's a favor.



If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.

If you don't, you're a slob.



If you buy her flowers, you're after something.

If you

Taz666


Joined: 21/12/2008
Posts: 180

Message Posted:
29/12/2008 16:13

If you don't, you're not thoughtful.



If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.

If you're not, you're not ambitious.



If she has a headache, she's tired.

If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

japal


Joined: 12/08/2008
Posts: 89

Message Posted:
29/12/2008 19:34

Men always win.... just point out that you have the last word. Anything she says after that,is the start of a new argument.

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
29/12/2008 20:36

hi taz venus and mars spring to mind. have a good new year and studtythe books on how to make your woman happy, after all we have had years of cosmopolitian telling us how to keep our men happy, seems none of us can win. lol lili x

Taz666


Joined: 21/12/2008
Posts: 180

Message Posted:
30/12/2008 12:49

Lilli, she's very happy (when i'm out) lol