The lady Wyn

jackeen


Joined: 25/06/2008
Posts: 222

Message Posted:
01/01/2009 02:51

I hope I am not being too cheeky here but is your good lady out for the festive season? I seem to remember you were having problems earlier this year. Best wishes.

Becks


Joined: 17/11/2008
Posts: 130

Message Posted:
01/01/2009 04:58

Jackeen. whats your problem ?

deecyprus4


Joined: 27/07/2008
Posts: 3452

Message Posted:
01/01/2009 06:30

oopppsssssssss

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
01/01/2009 07:06

Yeh , poor wyn. Its an on going saga , i hear he is visiting her on fri the 13th . { if you are reading this Wyn please give my best to the lady Wyn } . Keeping the nation safe from the lady Wyn cannot be an easy task , and since the rising price of electricity it must be a costly one too , i heard she tried to escape a few times , but he has always managed to contain her to the parameters of the electrified fence he's had installed . The safety of the nation is paramount in his mind . I hear she is on the waiting list for a lobotomy , but with the nhs being as it is , it could be a long wait I hope 2009 will be the year that brings peace to them both .

Regards Simbas

deecyprus4


Joined: 27/07/2008
Posts: 3452

Message Posted:
01/01/2009 07:27

Simbas you are a scream

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
01/01/2009 08:48

Jackeen,



Thank you for your note of concern. The Lady Wyn is hardly a subject to be utterred in the same breath as A Happy New Year. As Simbas so rightly says it is a trying situation for all concerned but a visit is proposed for Friday (13th) I sent her all the jokes out of MY Christmas crackers, as she spits on them to secure them to her cell walls. She says the warden likes to read them in the flashes from the electric fence, when inmates try to escape. Simple pleasures are all we can expect.



I bought her a pair of slippers for Christmas (not that she recognises the festive system) but

I do not know what to do with the left one, since the tunnel accident.



She is available for hire on a weekend if any members have relatives that will not go home after the festive season.



Simbas has been a good friend to the family, but even with her best endeavours, we cannot bring any moderation in her behavoir.



Jackeen, thank you for asking. I know you meant it kindly but.....

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
01/01/2009 08:54

its just all too much. There I go again crying on a Christmas Day.



Hopefully our family bunker at Esentepe will be finished this year again, so we may let her have a little sunshine. She was training as an advocate in the TRNC but the clients just kept going missing. They said her IQ was just too high.



Well chin up all of you members. You have much to be grateful for, despite the moderators.

A very Happy 2009 to you all.



wyn



Theres a thought. Could we rehabilitate her as a Cyprus 44 moderator? Shes already versed in the black arts!

deecyprus4


Joined: 27/07/2008
Posts: 3452

Message Posted:
01/01/2009 09:07

What a nasty man you are, to make fun of your own wife...says it all about you doesn't it!

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
01/01/2009 10:24

Wyn you crack me up !

kenny



Joined: 26/05/2008
Posts: 405

Message Posted:
01/01/2009 11:01

wyn your sooooooooo bad ha ha

jackeen


Joined: 25/06/2008
Posts: 222

Message Posted:
01/01/2009 20:12

Wyn you really should be up for husband of the year. How you have coped over not only the festive season but throughout the past year. Your kind thoughts and deeds towards the Lady Wyn are exempliary. A pair of slippers, what a thought for a one legged woman and I know it was not your fault in the tunnel accident no matter what others have said, my lips are sealed. Simbas has indeed been a great friend to you both but you must face the truth, you will be visiting the Lady Wyn for a long time to come, medication is so superior nowadays so she will love to a very ripe old age and I am sure that in this festive season will warm the cockles of your heart. I know that you do have a heart from reading all the postings you have made on here during the year. Love to you, remember you have got friends on here who will support you in your hour of need.

britvic



Joined: 05/09/2008
Posts: 3039

Message Posted:
01/01/2009 21:13

If you need a hand Wyn, I can be there in about 3 minutes! Mind you I have had a drink, tomorrow maybe...........

jackeen


Joined: 25/06/2008
Posts: 222

Message Posted:
04/01/2009 03:20

Becks, whats your problems?