Top Ten Signs Your Spouse May Be Having An On-Line Affair ( Joke )

lesleyd



Joined: 05/06/2007
Posts: 265

Message Posted:
03/01/2009 18:36

10. Lately she sits at the computer naked.



9. After signing off, he always has a cigarette.



8. The giant rubber inflatable disk drive.



7. In the morning, the computer screen is all fogged up.



6. He's gotten amazingly good at typing with one hand.



5. She makes sarcastic remarks about your "software".



4. Lipstick on the mouse.



3. During sex, she screams "A colon backslash enter insert!"



2. The fax file is filled with pictures of someone's butt.



1. The jam in the laser printer is a pair of underwear.

Taz666


Joined: 21/12/2008
Posts: 180

Message Posted:
03/01/2009 20:47

Oh dear oh dear oh dear

lesleyd



Joined: 05/06/2007
Posts: 265

Message Posted:
04/01/2009 18:13

I know I know isn't it so sad to try to give people a laugh instead of moaning about everything.