Knocking shop

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
04/01/2009 15:36

Which is the best knocking shop to visit............

Harold2555



Joined: 19/04/2008
Posts: 1139

Message Posted:
04/01/2009 15:37

Jock



You slay me



Harold2555

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
04/01/2009 15:41

Harold2555 only for a price............

cronos


Joined: 26/10/2008
Posts: 2093

Message Posted:
04/01/2009 15:42

Jock...he said "slay" not "flay"

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
04/01/2009 15:44

I dont care...................

littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
04/01/2009 15:52

We must have a " whip round"

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
04/01/2009 15:58

Shame you have to pay for it.

kenny



Joined: 26/05/2008
Posts: 405

Message Posted:
04/01/2009 16:22

we all pay in the end !!!!

TimothyCadman


Joined: 13/12/2007
Posts: 1040

Message Posted:
04/01/2009 16:56

Try the Titanic at Karsiyaka. Always good value for money.

jimbo


Joined: 12/07/2007
Posts: 150

Message Posted:
04/01/2009 16:57

jock1 i thought it was your house

cruggs


Joined: 06/04/2008
Posts: 498

Message Posted:
04/01/2009 17:04

there is a good door and door furniture shop in karanaglou i believe that sell

good knockers, or you could go for a silent door bell.just ring twice and come

in.

Turtle


Joined: 28/05/2007
Posts: 2669

Message Posted:
04/01/2009 17:08

TC, I can guess why they call it the "Titanic"

wackyjim



Joined: 04/06/2007
Posts: 760

Message Posted:
04/01/2009 17:30

Jock



Now you are a local I reckon you should do a review of them all for the benefit of us on the board....saves us time looking for the best one when we get there



Well done Jock!!!I can see a new business opportunity here along with the Donkey taxis

cronos


Joined: 26/10/2008
Posts: 2093

Message Posted:
04/01/2009 17:32

Let me know if there any special offers on...



BOGOF in BOGAZ ?

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
04/01/2009 17:54

I love this job.....................

gibson335


Joined: 01/11/2008
Posts: 325

Message Posted:
04/01/2009 18:09

Do you need an apprentice?????????

cronos


Joined: 26/10/2008
Posts: 2093

Message Posted:
04/01/2009 18:20

Are you sure you want to be his "right hand" man ?

Turtle


Joined: 28/05/2007
Posts: 2669

Message Posted:
04/01/2009 18:21

or maybe his "rent boy" ?

gibson335


Joined: 01/11/2008
Posts: 325

Message Posted:
04/01/2009 18:36

not that way inclined at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Turtle


Joined: 28/05/2007
Posts: 2669

Message Posted:
04/01/2009 18:41

Sorry Gibo just a toe in the water ?

Blackpoolfan


Joined: 03/12/2008
Posts: 1568

Message Posted:
04/01/2009 19:05

Post deleted as offensive to another member

Tiggy


Joined: 25/07/2007
Posts: 1994

Message Posted:
04/01/2009 19:46

Down proud flesh....your master has no money.

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
04/01/2009 20:17

please tell me you are joking no brit would do that to those poor girls would they x

MrAngry


Joined: 17/11/2008
Posts: 47

Message Posted:
04/01/2009 20:46

Lilli



Wake up to the real world. Some people will do anything for money no matter where they are from. What makes the UK any different from another country?

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 01:07

Jock1,



You have always been one jump ahead of the rest of us!



wyn

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 10:04

Wyn you were right, what a great place,but i still think you should have put it on the forum instead of mailing me, will try your other suggestions tonight.

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 10:21

Jock1,



I would have preferred E Mail.



Do you think your friends would consider TLW?



wyn

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 10:41

Wyn, thats a terrible thing to say,but after much deliberation....ok.

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 13:10

Jock1,



I will send her over. Can you manage collection from Ercan.



I will get her a new jacket. I have got to be straight with you!



I will make her look as tidy as possible.



wyn

TRNCVaughan


Joined: 27/04/2008
Posts: 4578

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 13:19

As Woody Allen said when asked if he had ever paid for sex - "Only emotionally".

brian24001


Joined: 23/03/2008
Posts: 606

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 13:23

Wyn,

Can't TLW take the donkey, last I saw it was still tied to one of trees by the car park.

brian24001


Joined: 23/03/2008
Posts: 606

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 13:23

Wyn,

Can't TLW take the donkey, last I saw it was still tied to one of trees by the car park.

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 13:41

brian24001,



I thought they got collected. Did I misunderstand Jock1, or do you think that he is trying to make an ass of me? I have noticed Peeler is taking an interest in this post. I am glad that I am at The UK end



wyn



PS. My dear wife of 40 years Julie, (member wheelbarra) really enjoys the banter, when

there is any. Appreiciated your support.

brian24001


Joined: 23/03/2008
Posts: 606

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 13:51

I thought perhaps TLW could get a little 'in the mood' on the way, if she closes her eyes, will be just like being at home, so long as she holds her breath too of course!!

Not sure what a 'UK end' is, not too up on Donkey anatomy.



I think Peeler was just interested in case anyone tried to move in on 'his donkey'

Last I heard he was running towards the herd in case he arrived last and got the ugly one ..................... Jock arrived last but didn't mind.

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 18:46

Im glad you used the word, arrived

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 18:50

Jock1 & Big B 24001,



Msg stop. Ebony Eyes tonight Ercan Flight 1203. stop. Traffic heavy! stop



Naafi candle on board for DC4. stop Donkey option unacceptable.stop.



Jacket straightest I could get! Wacky send baccy urgent. stop.



wyn

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 18:57

hi wyn and jock you two are completely mad. jock what have you started peeler has really done his research. love to you both and to TLW XX

Barabus



Joined: 04/01/2009
Posts: 163

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 19:07

Christ all you guys talking about paying for it !!!! NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS............but I have been paid for it.

littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 19:10

pint of j/d and lemonade & I am available.........................









To my wife lol

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 19:29

hi barabus did you get a fair price. nige you sell yourself to cheap xxxx

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 19:59

Got your message wyn, will pick her up tonight.....

Barabus



Joined: 04/01/2009
Posts: 163

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 20:01

Yeah ! Lilli I did ! far as I can remember I got a $500 dollar tip on top of my hourly rate and a night in the most exlusive hotal in the UK....pity wages like that don't come around to often...lol

Barabus



Joined: 04/01/2009
Posts: 163

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 20:03

But shuuuuuush !! Lilli, someone might be listening and I don't want to appear cheap !!!

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 20:54

hi barabus now i really want your job. thats more than i get a year. im in the wrong job, mind you knowing my luck i would end up paying them xxx

Barabus



Joined: 04/01/2009
Posts: 163

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 21:05

yes, well maybe the pay was good, but it was a 'hard' night

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 21:07

you lucky sxd all that and a fair price in luxury, i am in the wrong place never mind the wrong job xxx

Barabus



Joined: 04/01/2009
Posts: 163

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 21:09

LOL...this is getting tooooooo close to the bone...Believe me they were American and they made me work for my dough !!!

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 21:20

Lilli,



10 packed lunches to Ercan at 11.20 pm tonight.



I am bloody starved. Anyone want a taxi from Larnaca. Cheap! cheap!



English speaking driver. Plenty jigger jigger experience! (that OK Jock1?)



wyn

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 21:21

Mutter Mutter............

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 21:52

barabus more than one for that money oh my love you were HAD xx

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 21:56

hiya wyn meals no problem, taxi no problem english speaking no problem but i wouldnt know where to get you the jjigger jigger perhaps i will call jock. I would hate to dissapoint my clients. Would you like a;la carte or shall i do dish of the day. LOL lilli xxxxxxxx

Barabus



Joined: 04/01/2009
Posts: 163

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 21:58

hahahahaha....there were actually 10 of them and they came on a private jey from Dallas......but you were right.....I was done, good and proper, but I also got 4 bottles of Bollinger. So it wasn't all bad.

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 22:02

should have insiisted on cristal my favourite, i think those oil barons took you for a good ride xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx. did you drink it all yourself and still do the buisness. oh my god your goooooooood xx

Barabus



Joined: 04/01/2009
Posts: 163

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 22:07

o'right jock mate...it wasn't the Barons it was their daughters. and the bollie was all that was on offer.

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 22:08

barabus what are you drinking now cos i need some of it xx

Barabus



Joined: 04/01/2009
Posts: 163

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 22:16

Very little mate, still at work as we speak......alas it was nights like that..that made the corporate 'entertainment' industry sooo 'entertaining' back home.

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 22:24

barabus its me lilli talking to you not jock xxxx

Barabus



Joined: 04/01/2009
Posts: 163

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 22:32

hahahahaha.....sorry Lilli, don't know how I managed that....VERY strange....but your responses were also very funny....very.....must be my lack of concentration. tried to do a bit of work. looked away for a minute and must have got the names mixed up.....my deepest appologies !!

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 22:37

this thread is awful - what must decent folk think..



Would a moderator please close - ASAP..





Nick

Barabus



Joined: 04/01/2009
Posts: 163

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 22:40

oh ! come on nick we are having a laugh. Stop being so negative and the innuendo is mılder than your average carry on film.

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 22:53

Negativenick,



That is the only positive posting I have heard from you!



Perhaps we should all "top" ourselves!



There are members on this board, who may be prepared to share their medication with you, and there are others that don't even know they need it!



wyn



Lighten up!

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 22:55

barabus no need to apologise but i dont look like macca xx

Barabus



Joined: 04/01/2009
Posts: 163

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 23:24

NO......lilli, finished work...didn't get the amail

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 23:44

Lilli,



Guess we should forget the packed lunches. I will just drive over to Guidos Bistro for

a glass of wine and the sweet. I wish!!! (more PC)



Next time in the TRNC though, I promise.



wyn

brian24001


Joined: 23/03/2008
Posts: 606

Message Posted:
06/01/2009 08:30

Can I just say that whilst driving back to the bat cave last night, I was having a chuckle over some of the posts od the day, and it occured to me that my msg #43 if taken in the wrong conrtext could be quite offensive.

I was pleased this morning to see that the thread continued in good humour, and appologise if at the time the post was a little risque, as offence was not intended to anyone.

Cheers

Brian

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
06/01/2009 08:56

wyn i m waiting. chilling a very nice bottle for you. take care and love 2 you both xx

batterboy58



Joined: 20/04/2008
Posts: 442

Message Posted:
07/01/2009 01:25

Wyn

I did not enjoy your bad language "message 57" lol

Touche