NOW this will get me done Part 3

Taz666


Joined: 21/12/2008
Posts: 180

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 22:45

I phoned the local builders today and asked the 'could I have a skip outside my house' He said 'I'm not stopping you'



I was driving up the motorway and my boss phonedme and told me I'd been promoted. I was so shocked I swerved the car. He phoned me again to say I'd been promoted even higherand I swerved again. He then made me Manageing Director and I went of the road in to a tree. The police came and asked me what had happened. I said 'I careered off the road'



I visited the RSPCA today. It's tiny: you could'nt swing a cat in there.



I bought a train ticket to France and the ticket seller said 'Eurostar?' I said 'Well I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin.



I phoned the local Gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. the lady said 'How flexible are you?' I said 'I can't make Tuesday's and Thursdays.

Taz666


Joined: 21/12/2008
Posts: 180

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 23:03

Ok I'll stop

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 23:04

NO PLEASE NO

kaiserphil


Joined: 14/12/2008
Posts: 1096

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 23:59

Taz - please don't stop! Keep 'em coming!

Taz666


Joined: 21/12/2008
Posts: 180

Message Posted:
06/01/2009 00:03

Hi Kaiserphil take a look at Now this could get me Done thread I'v just about run out of em tonight, pick up again tomorrow