The worst film you've ever seen

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
09/01/2009 17:11

We know your favourite film - but what's your worst film?

Barabus



Joined: 04/01/2009
Posts: 163

Message Posted:
09/01/2009 17:13

Other people's money...with Danny Diveto....if that's his name.

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
09/01/2009 17:14

Catwoman. A complete load of tosh.

SaorAlba


Joined: 05/01/2009
Posts: 53

Message Posted:
09/01/2009 17:19

Confessions of a Window Cleaner. Which surprised me as I enjoyed the book, albeit I was about 12.



PP

joandjelly


Joined: 24/02/2008
Posts: 2953

Message Posted:
09/01/2009 17:24

The Other Half a film about a football fan on his honeymoon in Portugal during Euro 2004. Complete and utter rubbish with a wife who is supposed to be American but is actually Scouse. Truly terrible.

Chessman


Joined: 13/05/2008
Posts: 486

Message Posted:
09/01/2009 17:31

Any film with Hugh Grant in it. Except love actually which is quite good, I am embarrassed to say!

sebenza


Joined: 02/01/2009
Posts: 15

Message Posted:
09/01/2009 17:32

any of the Batman films!

ROBnJO


Joined: 30/06/2008
Posts: 1289

Message Posted:
09/01/2009 17:33

Over Christmas I watched 'Le Parapluis Noir et un Petit Chou en Bateau Verte'.



Black & white with subtitles,... but I did cry when the cabbage got washed out to sea watched by a one legged mime artist pretending to eat frogs legs with a balsamic reduction.











Oh hang on,.. I've got the dvd cases mixed up,..



it was actually Mamma Mia!

Chessman


Joined: 13/05/2008
Posts: 486

Message Posted:
09/01/2009 17:34

sebenza. Even 'Batman Begins' and the 'Dark Knight'? I agree with you on the earlier ones.

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
09/01/2009 17:35

joandjelly. Message 5. That sounds like a good film to me. I wonder if I can get a copy somewhere!

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
09/01/2009 17:37

Geoff. Have you seen Robs message 8. I think you're right about what you said.

Kitty1


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Posts: 683

Message Posted:
09/01/2009 17:38

Anything involving Steven Segal!



Won't be watching "Zohan" again either...normally I like Adam Sandler but this was too stupid even for him.



"The Village" is another that I can happily despatch to Movie Room 101, along with my brother's favourite "Zombie Strippers".

irishwrath


Joined: 22/12/2008
Posts: 124

Message Posted:
09/01/2009 17:44

The shipping news with Kevin Spacey



Its one of those film that is so bad you think something fantastic must happen soon but no utter tripe

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
09/01/2009 17:47

The Abyss. That was a complete waste of time also. There wasn't a female Abbot to be seen all through the film.

Blackie


Joined: 20/12/2007
Posts: 129

Message Posted:
09/01/2009 17:56

Boxing Helena. A film so bad that it defies description. An arthouse film, an obsessed boyfriend ends up removing his girlfriends arms and legs and keeps her in a box. It can be described as being a bit of armless fun but you would be advised to be legless when you watch it.

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
09/01/2009 18:03

I heard the actress that played that part asked for more money for having her legs cut off. She tried suing them but her lawyer saidI she didn't have a leg to stand on!

JimmyG


Joined: 14/08/2008
Posts: 900

Message Posted:
09/01/2009 18:14

Bet she wasn't rolling around laughing either No1!!

kenny



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Posts: 405

Message Posted:
09/01/2009 18:16

debbie does dallas !

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
09/01/2009 18:17

can't remember the name but the one with the bird with the big hooters from the jam commercial...





Nick

SaorAlba


Joined: 05/01/2009
Posts: 53

Message Posted:
09/01/2009 18:50

Jam?

















Post removed for a Racist remark.

Coachie



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
09/01/2009 19:24

watched part of a 1950science fiction film about a giant octopus trying to come ashore in San francisco and a US submarine trying to stop it .The "special effects" were so bad it was hillarious...

come_on_aylin


Joined: 14/06/2008
Posts: 908

Message Posted:
09/01/2009 23:03

Two come to mind - Alexander, none of us could bear watching it to the end and Lost in Translation, it was certainly lost on me.

newlad



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Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
09/01/2009 23:13

The one of my wedding.The acting was terrible,

Paul.

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
09/01/2009 23:16

Paul. I can tell by your avatar you don't mean it.

AlsancakJack



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Posts: 5762

Message Posted:
09/01/2009 23:19

The adaptation of Tolstoy's War and Peace. It was worse than the book if that was ever possible.

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
09/01/2009 23:22

Arsenic and Old Lace with Cary Grant.

newlad



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Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
09/01/2009 23:22

Bill mess 24 you need to go to spec savers thats a man,

Paul.

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
09/01/2009 23:24

Paul. The woman with you is a Man?

newlad



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Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
09/01/2009 23:30

Bill,

Sorry the man with me is a cross dresser.

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
09/01/2009 23:31

And there was me being astute!

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
09/01/2009 23:33

Sorry for being facetious. Back on track. Wow! A cross dresser! Do you swap clothes

cyprusishome


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Posts: 2381

Message Posted:
09/01/2009 23:43

Paul



Any wedding video/film would be considered as worst ever.



As for people who got paid for the c*** films



Deep Water, The Abyss, and anything that has football in it.

pilgrim



Joined: 11/05/2007
Posts: 1404

Message Posted:
10/01/2009 00:10

mama mia, pretty bad.

lulubell


Joined: 18/11/2008
Posts: 595

Message Posted:
10/01/2009 00:18

i liked mamma mia thought it was fun.. cloverfield has to be one of the worst watched it other night after 20 mins bored senseless and turned it off!!

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
10/01/2009 00:25

Lulubell. I bought the Blue Ray version of Cloverfield - it was useless. In fact it's the worst film

I have ever seen. If anyone is thinking of watching it - dont bother.

lulubell


Joined: 18/11/2008
Posts: 595

Message Posted:
10/01/2009 00:59

yes im definately with you on that one.. thought maybe it was just me but after 20 mins of camera shaking and random people running had switched off completely!!! ha sto be one of the worst, thankfully i didnt buy it friend lent it to me and said watch it its fab...??

Static-X


Joined: 18/12/2008
Posts: 197

Message Posted:
22/02/2009 19:29

Batman And Robin. Utter. Crap. ..and I bought it for Blue-Ray too...!

rowlo



Joined: 12/10/2008
Posts: 4796

Message Posted:
22/02/2009 19:34

all them bruce lee films

Arthur


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Posts: 687

Message Posted:
22/02/2009 19:37

Conan..................the moron

hattikins


Joined: 17/02/2008
Posts: 2793

Message Posted:
22/02/2009 19:41

The Terminal, Tom Hanks.

CJtill


Joined: 02/05/2008
Posts: 836

Message Posted:
22/02/2009 19:55

The man Who Knew Too Much a 1956 Hitchcock will Jimmy Stewart and Doris Day.

With these three headliners the film was dire, but the only saving grace was Doris singing Que Sera Sera.

wacky01


Joined: 13/04/2008
Posts: 29

Message Posted:
22/02/2009 20:20

The English Patient - it was like watching paint dry!

Notsoboredhw


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Posts: 1254

Message Posted:
22/02/2009 21:02

High School Musical 2!!

Mindy



Joined: 27/10/2008
Posts: 1210

Message Posted:
22/02/2009 21:17

Blair witch project........utter dross

James


Joined: 03/05/2007
Posts: 15

Message Posted:
22/02/2009 21:26

Debbie Does Dallas was good for its time! iF WE'RE IN THAT GENRE...then Deep Throat was terrible!

batterboy58



Joined: 20/04/2008
Posts: 442

Message Posted:
22/02/2009 21:32

"One armed Lucy goes jiggedy jig in Bangkok"

fredred


Joined: 09/12/2007
Posts: 89

Message Posted:
22/02/2009 21:35

Watch Will Smith in his new film Seven Pounds last night, absolute rubbish. Fell a sleep after 45 mins.

rayz1


Joined: 22/03/2008
Posts: 65

Message Posted:
22/02/2009 22:50

Any film with Roger Moore especially oo7

JimmyG


Joined: 14/08/2008
Posts: 900

Message Posted:
23/02/2009 11:32

Driller Killer

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
23/02/2009 11:41

message 46. I thought it was an 'armless bit of fun ))

breezyboy


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Posts: 1179

Message Posted:
23/02/2009 12:31

I am amazed that nobody in 50 posts has picked out the world's biggest load of film rubbish - Borat. Total and utter tripe! I am sure Sacha Baron Cohen must have set out to see how much he could insult the public's intelligence and show that you can get away with this sort of rollocks if you have a name which attracts attention.

lulubell


Joined: 18/11/2008
Posts: 595

Message Posted:
23/02/2009 12:41

mess 51 agree borat was awful, did you see the documentary done about the people in the village where he filmed it? they were paid something like $5.00 an hour to be in the film?? dreadfull

CJtill


Joined: 02/05/2008
Posts: 836

Message Posted:
23/02/2009 21:31

Mssg 47 thought seven pound was pretty good after the first 45 minutes or so.

Mssg 48 Roger was the best 007 ever, brought a bit of tounge in cheek comedy to the role.

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
23/02/2009 22:51

have to agree with cooper my friend. i know sascha cohen he is from cardiff and i knew his dad quite well|||| awful film i cant beleive it but then the hype great marketing. oh my god that swimsuit. I cant beleive I actually ordered it for my grandkids chessman I adore Hugh Grant he cant do anything wrong in my eyes he shares my birthday so us virgos stick together. when we first had tele back late end of the 50s i was not allowed to watch a programme on saturday nights and for the life of me cant remember the name. But if the parents went out we would watch. I think he appeared from the gutter in a clould of smoke I used to think he was the devil. wish I could remember lost the plot now. Think it began with a Q any help xxxxxx

sunrise


Joined: 14/02/2009
Posts: 274

Message Posted:
24/02/2009 09:17

was it Quatermass? I also hated Cloverfield, complete rubbish. Watched the Haunting of Molly Hartley the other night, waited all the way through for something to happen, then it ended!!!!! Don't bother with that one.

deecyprus4


Joined: 27/07/2008
Posts: 3452

Message Posted:
24/02/2009 09:32

The Godfather rubbish.

Lilli



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Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
24/02/2009 15:35

thanks sunrise thats the one put my mind at rest now xxx

petez


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Posts: 560

Message Posted:
24/02/2009 16:35

Final Analysis.. terrible film

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
24/02/2009 16:41

Sunrise- agree about cloverfield, total rubbish, watched 15 minutes and turned it off.

jakki



Joined: 23/10/2007
Posts: 865

Message Posted:
24/02/2009 23:14

I can't remember the name of the film - directed by Stanley Kubrick and starring Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise - It was rubbish, many people left the cinema during the film, it was that bad!!!!!!!

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
24/02/2009 23:19

was it eyes wide shut or maybe open cant remember. wast really that bad didnt they fall in love making that movie xxxxxxx but then he falls in love easily

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
24/02/2009 23:24

Yes, eyes wide shut. Mine were after 10 minutes.

Sly1495


Joined: 17/08/2009
Posts: 53

Message Posted:
30/01/2010 00:36

Cast away its shite

or shoulin soccer

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
30/01/2010 04:42

Any film which is shown when the pubs are still open!



Richard

Corbo



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Posts: 627

Message Posted:
30/01/2010 07:11

I am a science fiction fan but I think Star Wars the most overrated film(s) of all time. The worst film changes weekly now as I watch Digiturk recent stuff. The dross coming out of America every month in vast numbers is amazing. Some good stuff too but so many films made now and the more popular are usually the worst for me. No Country for Old Men was also overrated from the usually good Coen Brothers who have lost it of late. Burn after Reading was aslo below par if not quite funny.

Ernest


Joined: 22/10/2009
Posts: 54

Message Posted:
30/01/2010 09:35

too many to list....

nurseawful



Joined: 06/02/2009
Posts: 5934

Message Posted:
30/01/2010 10:02

Any sci-fi film I detest them!

jacktheladett


Joined: 01/07/2008
Posts: 528

Message Posted:
30/01/2010 10:43

All the Police Acadamy films, all the Rocky films, anything with Arnie in - that man is dire. The one with him and Danny Devito, is of epic cringeworthy proportions.

jimchris09


Joined: 13/02/2009
Posts: 547

Message Posted:
30/01/2010 12:36

Eraserhead.



Just too weird for me!

scootex



Joined: 03/03/2009
Posts: 908

Message Posted:
30/01/2010 13:15

Just watched Christmas Madagasca with the grand kids totally unbelievable who ever heard of santa's sleigh being pulled by penguins from the south pole let alone the 4 main animal characters delivering all those presents it's ruined future christmas'es for me in fact I'm not sure I believe in it anymore

swannee7


Joined: 21/08/2009
Posts: 394

Message Posted:
30/01/2010 13:22

In the early 80's went to see Omega Man with Charlton Heston (because he was such a huge movie star). Walked out of the cinema after 30 mins. Couldn't make it out at all.

TopTen


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Posts: 1246

Message Posted:
30/01/2010 14:04

Dead Poets Society Robin Williams its crap

everon


Joined: 18/04/2009
Posts: 956

Message Posted:
30/01/2010 14:09

Mama Mia "awful" x

cockneydave


Joined: 04/06/2009
Posts: 55

Message Posted:
30/01/2010 14:10

braindead austrailian film

jimchris09


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Posts: 547

Message Posted:
30/01/2010 15:45

S'funny innit....I think Dead Poet's Society is one of my favourite films!

Dusterbruce


Joined: 03/08/2007
Posts: 1125

Message Posted:
30/01/2010 16:39

Saw a film in the 1970's in a huge cinema in Leeds, Fellini Satyricon, utter rubbish and so boring, people were walking out in droves.

kaiserphil


Joined: 14/12/2008
Posts: 1096

Message Posted:
30/01/2010 16:49

One with Robert Mitchum as a Mexican, think it was called The Rebel.

It was so slow that half the audience fell asleep and the rest walked out.

Arthur


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Posts: 687

Message Posted:
30/01/2010 20:51

Conan the Barbarian......or was it Conan the Moron?

LancsLass


Joined: 15/01/2009
Posts: 145

Message Posted:
30/01/2010 21:22

When we lived in Dubai we were invited guests from our Bank to the premier of Vanilla Sky starring Tom Cruise and Penelope Cruz. We both sat through it until nearly the end and neither of us had a clue what it was all about. Even the thought of the free booze and buffet at the end didn't entice us to stay so we crept out of the cinema. Still to this day it must go down as the worse film we have ever seen.

eager


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Posts: 1272

Message Posted:
30/01/2010 21:36

Top Ten msg 72 Dead Poets Society, thought it was a really good film certainly one of Robin Williams best.

Albert5



Joined: 19/12/2009
Posts: 59

Message Posted:
30/01/2010 23:33

Moulin Rouge (but good music and artistic direction). A rich director with no idea on cinema...



2012 (but good effects). too looong and repettitive...



Star Wars I (The fantom menace). Childish and boring. The others are OK to me, specially the old ones.



For MSG 6, a good film with Hugh Grant is "The man who went up a hill but came down a mountain". He's still in his role of "I'm stupid and I know it", but the film is brilliant. Check it!

denizkisi


Joined: 18/09/2008
Posts: 196

Message Posted:
31/01/2010 00:59

2001 space odessy



More like space oddity!! Arty farty load of old rubbish!!!

Corbo



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Posts: 627

Message Posted:
31/01/2010 09:41

'One mans meat is another'...2001 is right up there in my top 10 of all time but I can understand it not being everyone's cup of cha; to continue the food metaphors. If/when we encounter intelligence life elsewhere in the Universe it will more likely be akin to the events in 2001 than the usual little green monsters or ET cuddly things most sci fi films portray. Kubrick worked closely with the genius sci fi writer Clarke on 2001 and the film was as close to the book as it could have been and stands the test of time with very few sci fi films getting close to the meticulous effects and atmosphere. However, I find it amazing how mankind has seemed to regress lately in space exploration. When this film came out we mostly thought events portrayed in it like space bases and moon colonies would have happened by now but we seem stuck on making small gadgets for more and more inane communication where little is really said bar trivia and repeated lines of basic conversation.

MarkVPiazza


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Posts: 530

Message Posted:
31/01/2010 11:45

Slade in Flame