Lover/Partner required

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
10/01/2009 17:47

You may recall I am a 66 year young single man living in Lapta,and asked for single ladies to get in touch.I met some delightful ladies,but so far no "x"factor,so I reapply.

But as a matter of interest,I write an interesting quote from a male friend"most single women are in the bitter and twisted"league.They act like "mature Shirley Valentines".Cypriot ladies want a ring on their finger before any action!!

He has found happiness from someone not on this island.

Is he right?Will I not find happiness with a British/Cypriot from this island?

My direct email is available.

I am genuine just looking for happiness and a partner to share my life on this lovely island.

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
10/01/2009 17:53

would you consider a "bloke" Mike ? - much less trouble than birds.....



My mate Garry Monger is single - got all his own teeth too !





Nick

smithy


Joined: 17/07/2008
Posts: 5301

Message Posted:
10/01/2009 18:00

I would like to meet your friend who thinks most single women are bitter and twisted, I dont know who you have met but most of us are real genuine people, and not Shirley Valentines, good luck with your quest

smithy

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
10/01/2009 18:03

mess 3 - sounds like a pretty switched on sort of bloke to me...





Nick

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
10/01/2009 18:07

sorry Nick could never ever consider same sex

Littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
10/01/2009 18:08

are you omo phbic mike ? you must try persil it may bring new colour to your life .........

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
10/01/2009 18:09

mess 6 - was a joke old boy !



Nick

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
10/01/2009 18:19

nick,sorry of course it was a joke.You see the priority to find a partner..lost my sense of humour!!

PIPIE


Joined: 05/01/2008
Posts: 5499

Message Posted:
10/01/2009 18:31

Oh Mike i am so sad i am spoken for . you are such a catch especially as you are self sufficient in that garden of yours try this for wooing

.

Heart beet

Do you carrot at all for me?

My heart beets for you,

With your turnip nose

And your radish face.

You are a peach.

If we cantaloupe,

Lettuce marry.

Weed make a swell pear.

xxx

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
10/01/2009 19:00

thank you Pipie,I will try that doing a Romeo and Juliet from my balcony.

MaggieAndBernie



Joined: 26/07/2008
Posts: 2012

Message Posted:
10/01/2009 19:32

Pipie do you know what 'peach' means in turkish? (it's quite rude!)

Maggie

MaggieAndBernie



Joined: 26/07/2008
Posts: 2012

Message Posted:
10/01/2009 19:34

Great poem though!

MaggieAndBernie



Joined: 26/07/2008
Posts: 2012

Message Posted:
10/01/2009 19:35

Mike, to quote the song: "learning to love yourself, is the greatest love of all!"

david123


Joined: 07/07/2008
Posts: 393

Message Posted:
10/01/2009 19:36

Hi Maggir&Bernie,



yes I think it means **rstard.



David

MaggieAndBernie



Joined: 26/07/2008
Posts: 2012

Message Posted:
10/01/2009 19:40

Spot on David! can't go around telling potential partners what a 'peach' they are here! lol

britvic



Joined: 05/09/2008
Posts: 3039

Message Posted:
10/01/2009 19:43

Crikey! I thought you were all sorted in the love department, thought I would be buying a hat soon.

PIPIE


Joined: 05/01/2008
Posts: 5499

Message Posted:
10/01/2009 19:43

''Crikey'' better delete that then Mike ,oh dear sorry everyone .

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
10/01/2009 19:47

hi pipie love it love it love it. mike perhaps if you put your exact reqirements you will eliminate what you call the shirley valentines. sweetheart love has a way of finding you , never be lonely you have great friends love them in the nicest possible way and love yourself. you have a lot to offer but take time. not everybody these days wants commitment espically if you are looking and im not suggesting that you are a dolly bird, they will live you high and dry. Arm candy is a great boost to a man but now its the comfort of knowing somebody cares cariad . To find continment find it in yourself first. Would you like a couple of little dos to love as i have 2 i have to find homes for and you would love them to pieces. Mile my baby its out there give it chance, before you know it te arrow will pierce yor heart trust me xxxxx

MaggieAndBernie



Joined: 26/07/2008
Posts: 2012

Message Posted:
10/01/2009 19:54

Lilli you are so right (see my post 13, but you put it so much better than me!)Maggie x

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
10/01/2009 19:59

mike i meant high and dry and dogs, not in the same context but my bxxxxy machine wont let me press the keys hard enough and my fingers go faster so i dont check basically what i type . love you to pieces mike and want contintment fot you xxxx

britvic



Joined: 05/09/2008
Posts: 3039

Message Posted:
10/01/2009 20:00

Maybe a photo Mike? You wouldn't invest in anything without seeing it first.

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
10/01/2009 20:03

hi maggie got your man here now then. how are you. that was a grat song. what are we going to do with mike, i want him to find happiness . i am going to go through my book throw a dinner party for him and let him choose, but when i know what he wants what he really really wants then i can work on it.hope to see you both soon xxxx

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
10/01/2009 20:03

put me in the "arm candy" dept - there's no point having an ugly looking bird.



You'll spend all your time looking at other folk's women, wishing.....





Nick







An

newlad



Joined: 02/03/2008
Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
10/01/2009 20:07

Christ its like Eastenders on here,lol good luck,

Paul.

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
10/01/2009 20:15

now you will make me out to be dot cotton xxxx

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
10/01/2009 20:23

Gosh,what wonderful friends I have....cari ti loads xxxx

No I am NOT interested in Dolly Birds..done that,got a thousand tee-shirts.

I want to fall in love with a similar lady to myself,yes as Nick says,I do not want an ugly bird,I love life ,and yes I want a lovely lady on my arm,to take to dinner.I also want to be in love take her back to my house,and ,if we want,make mad passionate love!!!I want to take her,holding hands in the car,for weekends to the Karpaz.Yes,even at my age,I am still a romantic,need hugs,kisses etc.Is that a sin?

britvic



Joined: 05/09/2008
Posts: 3039

Message Posted:
10/01/2009 20:24

Lilli. Do you ever get any single woman in your resturaunt? I noticed a few in Girne when their last.

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
10/01/2009 20:26

Britvic,bit of a computer virgin,but have got nice photos somewhere.can send to those who ask

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
10/01/2009 20:28

hi mile that is not a sin i only want to protect you. my darling you have some many wonderful qualities i want the best for you and i know it is out there give it time you are an estute buisness man and you would not ave signed the dotted line before checking everything. take your time enjoy meeting your ladies and the mystic in me come march i will be ordering my hat love you mike xxxx

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
10/01/2009 20:29

Paul,please God no!!!!All the birds I fancy are murderers!!!

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
10/01/2009 20:31

nick put blinker on dont throw away what you have. remember the grass is always greener. xxxx

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
10/01/2009 20:33

hi britvic loads of them seems to me they are the shirley valentines all looking for turkish delight xxxx

MaggieAndBernie



Joined: 26/07/2008
Posts: 2012

Message Posted:
10/01/2009 20:42

Britvic, Lilli & I have met Mike and he's a dish! (married myself but no harm in windowshopping!)

Maggie x

MaggieAndBernie



Joined: 26/07/2008
Posts: 2012

Message Posted:
10/01/2009 20:45

Lilli

Had my man here over Christmas & New Year but sadly, had to send him back to work (dirty job but somebody has to do it) So I'm playing little Sis to Mike again!

Happy New Year to you and hope to see you soon!

Maggie x

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
10/01/2009 20:50

oh maggie so soory i didnt get o meet him. keep mile on the straight and narrrow and i hope to see you very soon xxxxxxxxxxx

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
10/01/2009 20:52

Re mes 26 - Mike, nothing like taking a bird up the Karpaz, as my uncle Percy used to say...





Nick

MaggieAndBernie



Joined: 26/07/2008
Posts: 2012

Message Posted:
10/01/2009 20:53

or even half way up the Hindu Koosh (as Kate Mellua used to say )

britvic



Joined: 05/09/2008
Posts: 3039

Message Posted:
10/01/2009 20:55

Msg 17, can you enlighten me please with the 'delete'?

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
10/01/2009 21:22

Mike. How do you spend your days? I'm assuming that you don't work. Therefore it is probably very difficult to get out and meet people if you are on your own. Why not start up a 'walking round Cyprus' group. You could get groups of people together and you never know you might meet someone. Or why not start a dance group - something that brings people together at very little cost.

PIPIE


Joined: 05/01/2008
Posts: 5499

Message Posted:
10/01/2009 21:41

All you ladies out there how can you not resist a man who stands proud amongst his cabbages and pees .

The-Wicks


Joined: 27/05/2007
Posts: 2279

Message Posted:
10/01/2009 21:42

Bill - the voice of reason, as always.

I appreciate that Mike is looking for a good lady, but could it be that he sounds a little "desperate"?

Mike - be yourself, by all accounts you sound quite a catch!

Remember - patience is a virtue.

Personally, if I were looking for a soul mate, as it seems you are, I think the "mad passionate love" bit may be a little offputting. I know we are none of us in the first flush of youth and we don't necessarily want to hold hands for months, but...................

With kind regards.

Jean

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
10/01/2009 21:44

Holding hands in the car might be a problem also- you'll end up crashing the car

biker-babe


Joined: 30/12/2008
Posts: 75

Message Posted:
10/01/2009 21:45

Wicks, i don't know, i like his direct aproach !

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
10/01/2009 22:27

Hi the Wicks,thanks for meaningful reply.Just trying to show not ready for slippers,and cocoa yet.want a bit of love and passion...whilst still capable!!!

MaggieAndBernie



Joined: 26/07/2008
Posts: 2012

Message Posted:
10/01/2009 22:53

or even half way up the Hindu Koosh (as Kate Mellua used to say )

MaggieAndBernie



Joined: 26/07/2008
Posts: 2012

Message Posted:
10/01/2009 22:54

dunno how that came up again - hours after I first posted it - Ghost in the Machine?????

phylray



Joined: 21/09/2007
Posts: 1727

Message Posted:
11/01/2009 00:50

He is very brave anyway. I'm alone but would not dare to admit it would

be good to share nice times on the divine island.

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
11/01/2009 10:46

Phylray/Mike - perhaps you could do "bird share" - bit like Job share in the UK - you share a bird and send her to the other bloke when you are fed up with her...



In fact, might drop the thought to my Missus...





Nick

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
11/01/2009 10:55

You are outrageous Nick !

denizkisi


Joined: 18/09/2008
Posts: 196

Message Posted:
11/01/2009 10:55

agree with message 41, yavaş yavaş .................

The-Wicks


Joined: 27/05/2007
Posts: 2279

Message Posted:
11/01/2009 11:23

Mike, message 44.

"Many a good tune played on an old fiddle"

J

BillyB


Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 436

Message Posted:
11/01/2009 11:27

Watch out for the Boil your rabbit birds. Scary.

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
11/01/2009 11:31

mess 51 must have been posted by the female part of "the wicks" - give me a young 'un any day.....





Nick

The-Wicks


Joined: 27/05/2007
Posts: 2279

Message Posted:
11/01/2009 11:46

Message 53 - Yes, Nick, I posted it! What I actually meant by this was supposed to be the fact that just because Mike is no longer a youngster (in years, if not attitude anyway) it doesn't mean that he cannot still enjoy a happy lovelife. I didn't mean that Mike should be looking out for a lady who's elderly -what about then "you're only as old as the woman you feel"? LOL

Jean

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
11/01/2009 12:02

mes 54 - point taken Jean - my point was that starting with a completely clean sheet, as Mike is - IMHO, he'd be better off going for a younger woman than one of his own age.



Nick

The-Wicks


Joined: 27/05/2007
Posts: 2279

Message Posted:
11/01/2009 12:15

Nick - yup, nice work if you can get it!!!!

J

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
11/01/2009 12:30

Mess 56 - true....



Whoever said you are as old as the woman you feel - may have had a point....



I know that when 'er in doors dies, i'm getting a young 'un to replace her....





Nick

The-Wicks


Joined: 27/05/2007
Posts: 2279

Message Posted:
11/01/2009 12:32

Message 57 - you keep posting comments like that and I'll bet SHE outlives YOU

J

denizkisi


Joined: 18/09/2008
Posts: 196

Message Posted:
11/01/2009 13:23

To Message 52:



Nothing scary about a nice rabbit stew!!!!!!!

rsalih


Joined: 01/11/2008
Posts: 306

Message Posted:
11/01/2009 13:43

mike . have you tried going on the HHH walks . There always seem to be loads of people there. Look in Cyprus Today for dates and places.İf you were 10 years younger you are just what my friend is looking for.

phylray



Joined: 21/09/2007
Posts: 1727

Message Posted:
11/01/2009 15:18

Nick



Don't know if into "bird-sharing" as I'm not a man!

Good idea though, and what's sauce for the goose..

The opposite would be ..c..sharing! Oh no!

david123


Joined: 07/07/2008
Posts: 393

Message Posted:
11/01/2009 18:43

Hi Maggie&Bernie,



msg 15, very good lol.



David

joandjelly


Joined: 24/02/2008
Posts: 2953

Message Posted:
11/01/2009 18:57

Phyllis!!!!!!!

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
12/01/2009 08:54

I thank everyone for their advice so far .Just a couple of points:

I am NOT looking for the extra young girls,I believe they are available by the hour.24/7.

I am told "Eastern Ladies"prefer their men 10/15 years older because they are less likely to stray,and not turned into alcoholics.

My experience of British women of my age is that they are "grannies"devoting themselves to their grand children only,and forget about themselves.

Yes,I too am a Granddad,and maybe should act that way."knit one,pearl one"ugh.

But I have too much life in me.An article I read claims that men my age are equal to the men of forty,some 20 years ago.Perhaps it's the little blue pill that keeps us younger!!!!!

I certainly do not feel any different to 20years ago.But it needs to be put to the test!!!!

I garden everyday.Don't do siestas yet.Yes I'll join the Walking club...good idea.

Someone asked if I work.Was a workaholic in UK for 40 years,now enjoying the rest.Just need that special person!!!

smithy


Joined: 17/07/2008
Posts: 5301

Message Posted:
12/01/2009 09:39

Firstly Michael, devoting time with the grandchildren is a joy and a blessing and I feel so rich for having them, I only wish mine lived closer, but that doesnt make us grannies in person, maybe if you spent sometime with yours you wouldn't be so lonely, yes having someone to share dreams with is lovely but not the end of the world, friends can bring such happiness. I consider myself a young person who likes to live life, look and dress nice and enjoy everything around us, yes its nice to go out with the opposite sex, but reading your advert you seem to think that passion is the be and all of life. but we are not 20 and hopping into bed with every person we meet would make us no better than the girls who live in the coloured houses. I don't know what articles you read about men being 20 years younger than they are, its like reading your horoscope and believing everything you read.

Liven up Mike and enjoy what you have, then and only then you will meet the right person, I hope so.

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
12/01/2009 11:22

mike,



You've answered your own question !



Eastern bird, 15 years younger than you....



Wouldn't even bother debating any further..



Mess 65 just about sums it up - wonder where she gets her knitting patterns from ?





Nick



ps: see if you can do a deal for two, my missus is well past her sell by date.

phylray



Joined: 21/09/2007
Posts: 1727

Message Posted:
12/01/2009 12:31

smithy

I do agree with your posting. Never knew my own grans so I try to make

sure I do the best I can with my two & consider myself lucky to have them

living nearby. I also have a very full life with 3 classes, gym/swimming,

meals on wheels, travel, walking, theatre, dancing etc. so, yes, it would be

good to meet the right person to share things with, I don't have time to

waste on wronguns (been there.) and as you say it's not everything.

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
12/01/2009 14:42

Smithy,did you not give birth to children,and it is their duty to bring up their children?I love ALL my off-spring,but they are in UK.And I am in TRNC.

How dare you say if I spent more time with mine,I would not be so lonely!!

You assume and presume too much.There are 365 days and nights this year,perhaps I will see my kids/gkids 28 days of this time.

So another 337 days and nights without them here.A new life to discover.

And can I ask you to re-read my messages with your glasses on.Nowhere have I suggested I am into bed-hopping,or being promiscuous.But it is you being malicious and twisting my words.You also state"passion is not the be all of life".I agree,but I believe it is a big part of the maturer life.

I am doing my best to find love on this island.Most members including Negative Nick,even,are being very positive,and supportive.

Perhaps if you were a more positive,life will not be passing you by.

maybemike


Joined: 12/01/2009
Posts: 188

Message Posted:
12/01/2009 14:50

mess 65 smithy no better than the girls who live in the coloured houses.





what coloured house



maybe lol

smithy


Joined: 17/07/2008
Posts: 5301

Message Posted:
12/01/2009 15:14

Sounds like I hit a nerve, and I thought my message was very polite, I do not let life pass me by in fact I enjoy every minute of it, whether its with my family or friends, maybe its just a woman thing that loves having their families close by, if so then maybe your right. But it was your message about if we want to be with them then we are classed as grannies and spend our time knitting. I can assure you how wrong you are, I have never been with anyone who doesn't talk about their children/grandchildren men or women who wouldn't given the chance spend more time with them. But I know not everyone is the same. So as I said in my message I do hope you find what you are looking for, and no its not nasty or malicious,

smithy

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
12/01/2009 17:38

Men are from Mars, women are up Uranus or whatever the book is called.....







Nick

smithy


Joined: 17/07/2008
Posts: 5301

Message Posted:
12/01/2009 17:53

Enjoyed that book Nick

Dusterbruce


Joined: 03/08/2007
Posts: 1125

Message Posted:
12/01/2009 18:17

Mike

I have been on my own for 10 years now and love every minute, wouldn't have it any other way. I am lucky in that I have a few good friends, but it could also be that I am not a very gregarious person so dont need people, and sex, well if its being offered I will accept it but quite happy to do without!

Perhaps you are trying too hard, mate. That special person will only come along when the time is right, and when you are least expecting it.

Good luck!

MaggieAndBernie



Joined: 26/07/2008
Posts: 2012

Message Posted:
12/01/2009 18:53

Good post Dusterbruce - I've been telling Mike that for ages. Stop looking and it'll happen!

Maggie x

keithr


Joined: 20/08/2008
Posts: 720

Message Posted:
12/01/2009 20:34

Nice one Dusterbruce.



I concluded last year that after several goes,long term stuff don't work for me. I get bored very easily see....

phylray



Joined: 21/09/2007
Posts: 1727

Message Posted:
12/01/2009 21:28

Just seen report that Chinese woman of 107 is looking for a husband

for the first time! Never married as it looked too scary (it was in China

for women when she was young) Decided to risk it now!

PIPIE


Joined: 05/01/2008
Posts: 5499

Message Posted:
12/01/2009 21:41

Mike i would hold your arm if i was not spoken for lol , you sound a bit of fun , young at heart ,a real sweetie , and i bet you are a real catch . Keep updating us all on your adventures ( watch the detail though lol ) Just let me know when i need to buy a hat. LOL

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
12/01/2009 22:20

Pipie,you are a real sweetie.Thanks.Getting lost in my garden,rather than seeking my loved one.Flowers on my peas and beans,and peeing on my compost!!!I am a lovely blokeeveryone says she will come along,but they all have partners!!!Getting so worried drinking and smoking too much!I want to stop both with the right partner.

There are so many men here with a similar problem,I am trying to find my partner,they seem to have given up!

I WILL SUCCEED

Get your hat ready,babes

Dusterbruce


Joined: 03/08/2007
Posts: 1125

Message Posted:
12/01/2009 22:48

Dont start looking too desperate or they will think that all you want is a housekeeper?

lobylud


Joined: 14/10/2007
Posts: 242

Message Posted:
12/01/2009 23:16

The bit about 'Eastern ladies' reminded me about the Louis Theroux programme on Thai brides that had been on tevision recently.

One bloke who was the introduction agency boss met a Thai lady, proposed on the first date and married her two days later.

They seperated eight days later.

Another chap married a Thai lady a couple of days after meeting her and eight months later she left him for a rich european, taking with her £12000 of his money.

phylray



Joined: 21/09/2007
Posts: 1727

Message Posted:
12/01/2009 23:36

I once went to a party in U.A.E held by an English man to celebrate his

divorce from his Thai wife. There were several charming Thai ladies at

the party and he made lovely, spicy Thai food, so he did get something out of it!

britvic



Joined: 05/09/2008
Posts: 3039

Message Posted:
12/01/2009 23:42

Mike, watch the drinking and smoking, I'm not preaching, it's so hard to express 'feelings' in text, but it's not good for any one of any age, look after the heart and the heart will look after you.

Good Luck

Vicki

joandjelly


Joined: 24/02/2008
Posts: 2953

Message Posted:
12/01/2009 23:42

Very funny Phylray and ladies love a man that can cook. Mike, how are your culinary skills?

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
12/01/2009 23:59

bout time this thread was put out of its mysery..





Nick

AlsancakJack



Joined: 14/08/2008
Posts: 5762

Message Posted:
13/01/2009 00:04

neutralnick

If we terminated every thread that you decided was boring we would have no board left.

AJ

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
13/01/2009 08:03

joanadjelly,I love cooking and any time will light the barbie..but you need that partner to say "sherife" or cheers.

negative nick...this forum will continue in one form or another until I meet that special person

PIPIE


Joined: 05/01/2008
Posts: 5499

Message Posted:
13/01/2009 08:18

Oh no no no , Mike this is where you might be going wrong , now please take this as constructive criticism as i only trying to help you . You must stop smoking no one like's to be canoodling next to some one who smells like an old ash tray , believe me been there wore the T/shirt gave up a very long time ago and never looked back . Hope this helps .

MaggieAndBernie



Joined: 26/07/2008
Posts: 2012

Message Posted:
13/01/2009 08:49

Pipie surely Mike needs to meet a lady & get to know her before he gets to the canoodling stage? Are you saying that smokers can't have partners? cos I assure you thats not true - I smoke and often canoodle (though definately not at the same time!) There's such thinks as toothpaste & mouthwash you know!

Of all the qualities to look for in a future partner I think smoking or not should be way down the list, after all, if Mike meets a nice lady who he really 'clicks' with I'm sure he'll gladly give up his weed for her!

Maggie x

PIPIE


Joined: 05/01/2008
Posts: 5499

Message Posted:
13/01/2009 09:12

I agree with some of your points Maggie well said , however smokers do smell like old ashtrays , smoke gets into clothes , furniture , and the worst is a smokers car , Just my point of you ,and as i have said i used to smoke , so i have been there wore the t/shirt . Yes of course smokers have partners no wrong in that obviously , any how just my thoughts .

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
13/01/2009 09:59

Pipie,it will give me great pleasure to stop smoking and/or drinking when i find that special person.

Fot the past couple of hours I've been pruning in the garden...singing one of my favourite songs by Meatloaf..."I will do anything for love..."

"but I won't do that!!".....I don't think there is a "that" I wouldn't do

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
13/01/2009 10:05

Mike - stop wasting your time with the old crinklies here...



it's like asking the vgiterian society to reccomend a good steak restaurant !



Use the tinternet and sort yourself a yound bird out...





Nick

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
13/01/2009 10:08

Mike, don't let your age put you off getting a 'partner' I bet there are a few young men who wished they had someone to share there lives with. Some might even post on here!

Val44


Joined: 14/11/2008
Posts: 210

Message Posted:
13/01/2009 10:20

I must agree with N Nick.

If you are after a partner try the Far Eastern/ Russian sites.

Wasting your time here.

PIPIE


Joined: 05/01/2008
Posts: 5499

Message Posted:
13/01/2009 11:33

Bless you .That's the spirit Mike , now i am off to the sales , might buy a new hat as i think it will be your year Mike .

madmazz


Joined: 14/01/2009
Posts: 82

Message Posted:
14/01/2009 09:37

I have been following Mikes threads (as a guest) but I have to say that a man who is in his late 60's is, in my opinion is a little too old for someone who is 50? Also everyone of that age has a past, and that past will no doubt include children and grandchildren!! It seems that Mike wants a stepford wife - a blank sheet - and no past!! And speaking as a woman, I find it very offputting that he goes on about wanting sex and using viagra (yuk)!! What about making friends with someone and seeing how it goes? If I went on a date with Mike I would be on tenderhooks all night wondering when he would start his "mad passionate lovemaking" speech, at which point I would definitley do a runner!!! My advice? Accept that you an elderly man and look for someone of your own age!!!!!

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
14/01/2009 11:55

mes 95 - Mazz - your message sums up why mike should look for an Eastern or Russian partner.









Nick







Part of post deleted for rudeness to another member - ltd

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
14/01/2009 13:50

message 95. Nick you are so right when you get this sort of comment from British women.

And to Madmazz I don't know know where you get your ideas from.I am an officer and a gentleman...Rest assured you do not suddenly "take a pill",and go barking mad,rip your clothes off and want to make mad passionate love.

Just do some research and find the truth.

I am a loving gentle person

pilgrim



Joined: 11/05/2007
Posts: 1404

Message Posted:
14/01/2009 14:43

Might be worth asking if any board members have ' foreign brides' and if it has worked out well. Two of my aquaintances have Thai wives and another Slovackian, all appear currently happy.

JimmyG


Joined: 14/08/2008
Posts: 900

Message Posted:
14/01/2009 15:19

Madmazz I have some sympathy with what you've written and I think that this thread is very sad - but I do hope Mike that you manage to find who you're looking for - good luck.

The-Wicks


Joined: 27/05/2007
Posts: 2279

Message Posted:
14/01/2009 15:21

Pilgrim, I believe mmmmmmmmmmmmmm's wife is a Russian lady?

J

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
14/01/2009 15:33

You are right Jean - she is.

PIPIE


Joined: 05/01/2008
Posts: 5499

Message Posted:
14/01/2009 16:04

Take no notice Mike , you are as old as you feel , i do not see where the assumtion of you re message 95 comes from , still it is difficult both writing and reading to enable to see a persons attitude of life .



All i can Mike is keep on posting you bring a tantalising light to this board and i love it , just try and give up the ciggies LOL , take care .

TRNCVaughan


Joined: 27/04/2008
Posts: 4578

Message Posted:
14/01/2009 18:03

Mike,



I once heard that there are three things you should hire rather than own.

A Yacht

A Helicopter

A Woman



If you want a housekeeper/maid - hire one

If you want a cook - hire one

If you want a lover - hire one

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
14/01/2009 18:19

Off thread I know, but is there anything you can't hire?

JimmyG


Joined: 14/08/2008
Posts: 900

Message Posted:
14/01/2009 18:39

No1 - anything edible and a football!!!

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
15/01/2009 21:34

anyone confess they have a partner/wife from Russia,Ukraine etc.How did you meet?are you happy?I have heard that lots of the casino ladieslive in cramp conditions and would welcome a nice property to live in.It looks like despite what I considered a good pitch,and agreed with most of the men on this site I have to look East.Goodbye all you Brits,you had your chance..........I think the Russian for I love you sounds like Lubylubylu.

I look for help from all you men.

wynyardman



Joined: 15/12/2007
Posts: 4580

Message Posted:
15/01/2009 21:41

Bloody Hell Mike,



I have a blow up doll, that you can have for £5 an hour.



In fairness, it pays to advertise! Keep up the good work!



wyn

The-Wicks


Joined: 27/05/2007
Posts: 2279

Message Posted:
15/01/2009 21:44

Oh, Mike, Mike..........................please, no more! Quit while you're behind.



J

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
15/01/2009 21:50

Wyn i only lent the doll to you in good faith, now you are trying to hire it out,when i asked for it back and you told me it went down, i thought it had deflated, but now i have my doubts.

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
15/01/2009 21:52

jock your nuts sorry better rephrase you are nuts love your humour xx

The-Wicks


Joined: 27/05/2007
Posts: 2279

Message Posted:
15/01/2009 21:54

Message 109 - Jock, hilarious! Made me laugh out loud. Good one!



J

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
15/01/2009 22:38

Hi jock,yes it went down on me .Bl**dy hell nearly got banned..what I started to write.

Love all your replies....thanks.

Don't need a doll,that lovely perfect lady will be here soon..and so to bed,and dream...maybe tomorrow!I had a dream we'll meet by the frozen peas in Tesco's where's the nearest Tesco's?.

THIS is a joke,to all those sterile ladies out there:

Still taking my little blue pill,stops me rolling out of bed,and in the morning,peeing on my slippers !!!

Good night all my friends

PIPIE


Joined: 05/01/2008
Posts: 5499

Message Posted:
15/01/2009 22:46

you nutters lol

eager


Joined: 23/02/2007
Posts: 1272

Message Posted:
15/01/2009 22:51

This is getting very boring.

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
16/01/2009 17:11

Yes,I'm bored with it too.Moderators can you close this one down soon,please.

I am inundated with ladies wanting dates!!!And not enough on the trees to feed them all.Thanks Mike

hytulay


Joined: 17/01/2009
Posts: 14

Message Posted:
18/01/2009 21:27

u sound like a nice man mike, wish i was in cyprus..

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
19/01/2009 21:55

tried sending you message/photos.write to my email address

hytulay


Joined: 17/01/2009
Posts: 14

Message Posted:
21/01/2009 22:50

hy mike,

dont have ur email address, i was born in cyprus, but been in the uk nearly all my life, was in cyprus last year, my brother lives in kyrena with his wife, they run a small bar there...

The-Wicks


Joined: 27/05/2007
Posts: 2279

Message Posted:
21/01/2009 23:07

hytulay



Mike's e-mail address is in his profile. Click on his name and you will find it.

britvic



Joined: 05/09/2008
Posts: 3039

Message Posted:
21/01/2009 23:48

Hitulay, hasn't made enough post's to see email addresses. Mike you will have to email her, It is there.

Vicki

eager


Joined: 23/02/2007
Posts: 1272

Message Posted:
22/01/2009 00:01

Could make a movie out of this saga !

eager


Joined: 23/02/2007
Posts: 1272

Message Posted:
22/01/2009 00:15

Maybe a book too, !!!

Lemtich



Joined: 15/02/2007
Posts: 1487

Message Posted:
22/01/2009 00:19

I'm starting to loose the will to die!



Why don't you buy Namika's rabbits and give up on the partner thing?



Or her friend's horse and go for long walks or trots or whatever.



Fresh air and cold showers! That's all you need.



Lem

eager


Joined: 23/02/2007
Posts: 1272

Message Posted:
22/01/2009 00:26

How much is that horse per kilo?

Lemtich



Joined: 15/02/2007
Posts: 1487

Message Posted:
22/01/2009 00:42

Eager



You don't have a kebab takeaway or anything, do you?



Lem

eager


Joined: 23/02/2007
Posts: 1272

Message Posted:
22/01/2009 00:47

No, passing it off as eec rump steak, much more profitable !!

On a more serious note, you lived on iow long?

britvic



Joined: 05/09/2008
Posts: 3039

Message Posted:
22/01/2009 00:49

Lem, I think he does, or a burger bar, or sausages Yuk!

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
22/01/2009 08:49

Hi lem think I will go for the rabbits,but then may get a bunny boiler.

Seriously though,all you married men,stop extracting the urine,give me a chance on this forum.

I have been married,had a wife or two for over 40 years.When working in UK,it was not so bad,and had lots of friends to see at weekends.

Here,now retired,I am free 24/7 and want female company to enjoy my house,pool,garden and this island.

Yes,I may be trying too hard,so if you have any better suggestions,please let me know

Jayne


Joined: 01/12/2008
Posts: 499

Message Posted:
22/01/2009 09:40

Good luck Mike, hope you find a companion soon. Everyone deserves to be happy and I wish you the best!

PIPIE


Joined: 05/01/2008
Posts: 5499

Message Posted:
22/01/2009 09:51

I second that Jayne , well said . Good luck Mike .

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
22/01/2009 10:43

pipie and jayne and all the rest of the kind ladies...thank you for your good wishes in my quest for happiness.

gentlemen,if you can't post positive comments,don't bother posting at all

Steve1953



Joined: 04/12/2008
Posts: 298

Message Posted:
22/01/2009 12:25

Dear Mike,on a constructive note,just remembered the British Residents Association have meetings at the Pia Bella + other events/activities - their website has been on here,but they are behind the P.O in Kyrenia. I was speaking to an old dear in the library there in November. Good luck mate,regards,Steve

TRNCVaughan


Joined: 27/04/2008
Posts: 4578

Message Posted:
22/01/2009 12:57

Mike,



Take a hundred TL to one of the nightclubs every Saturday night and do yourself (and this BB) a favour. No comebacks, no flowers, no phone calls, no promises and best of all, no more posts about your lovelife - or lack of it.

eager


Joined: 23/02/2007
Posts: 1272

Message Posted:
22/01/2009 13:17

Here Here !

MaggieAndBernie



Joined: 26/07/2008
Posts: 2012

Message Posted:
22/01/2009 13:58

Re Msgs 133 & 134

How nasty some people can be! If you don't like the posts about Mike's lovelife - or lack of it - you don't have to read them do you? after all, the thread is titled 'Lover/Partner required - I'm amazed at how many married men keep reading it!

Good luck Mike - there's a nice lady out there somewhere with your name on her!

Maggie

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
22/01/2009 14:20

To Maggie and Bernie..thanks for that

To TRNC Vaughan and Eager;

read my message 131 again.

Have you got nothing better to do?

Anything more from you,it will be worth getting banned for a few days

to tell you in stronger terms how pathetic and childish your replies are.

TRNCVaughan


Joined: 27/04/2008
Posts: 4578

Message Posted:
22/01/2009 14:25

Maggie,



I cannot believe how long this thread has dragged on. Surely Mike has got his message accross by now and if he doesn't pull soon, he isn't going to.

My message to him - from a married man - is "it isn't worth the hassle". Get yourself down to the Natashias on a week-end and have the rest of the week in peace and quiet to yourself.

MaggieAndBernie



Joined: 26/07/2008
Posts: 2012

Message Posted:
22/01/2009 14:34

TRNCVaughan

Just checked this thread was started on 10th January - it is now the 22nd Jan

You think 12 days is a long enough timespan for Mike to 'Pull'? how sad you are! As for making weekly visits to a prostitute I don't think that's what he had in mind - if you read his posts he wants someone special to share his new life in Cyprus with - not a weekly s**g and a dose of God knows what! You obviously hold women in very low regard and I can't imagine what Mrs TRNCVaughan sees in you! Why do YOU bother being married when you could take 100tl down to the natasha house and get yourself 'seen to'?

Didn't realise there were still sad, old, masogonists like you in the world!

Maggie

PIPIE


Joined: 05/01/2008
Posts: 5499

Message Posted:
22/01/2009 15:31

Any way Mike we ladies are enjoying your post arn't we ladies ?

MaggieAndBernie



Joined: 26/07/2008
Posts: 2012

Message Posted:
22/01/2009 15:34

Hear, hear Pipie!

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
22/01/2009 15:55

Thanks Pipie,and Maggie and Bernie.Shame can't just have replies from ladies.

and ignore the grumpy,frustrated old men!!!

Kitty1


Joined: 15/03/2007
Posts: 683

Message Posted:
22/01/2009 15:55

Indeed we are Pipie. Mike sounds lovely.



I have only read this thread today and feel I have to say that message 95 could not be more wrong. My husband is 18 years older than me which means when I am 50, he will be in his late 60's. That doesn't bother me in the slightest - if it did I wouldn't have married him in the first place. As long as both partners are looking after themselves and each other, there's no reason why the age gap should be an issue. Maybe I haven't put that very well but I know what I mean. I just think message 95 was a rather sweeping statement.



Good luck Mike xx

bazilbrush


Joined: 29/03/2008
Posts: 404

Message Posted:
22/01/2009 15:57

Nothing wrong with the night clubs how often have you seen or read about rapes or attacks on women here in the trnc, not often. Read what goes on in the south each year there are scores of attacks. I dont need to use them fortunately at the moment !!! The oldest profession in the world so they say.

Good luck Mike in your search, soon be summer plenty of lady tourists this year. lol. Not sure but Oscars Hotel have the solo tourists every year worth a trip just to ask one of the staff.

madmazz


Joined: 14/01/2009
Posts: 82

Message Posted:
22/01/2009 16:05

Message 135 - I agree that this thread is, what it states, "looking for lover" BUT.... It has also crept in at every opportunity on other threads hasn't it? The Fez thread, the doom and gloom thread etc. I am very sorry that he is so lonely but maybe this forum isnt the right place?

MaggieAndBernie



Joined: 26/07/2008
Posts: 2012

Message Posted:
22/01/2009 16:19

Why's that Madmazz? what harm is Mike doing? and why does it bother you so much? What makes you the expert on what this forum is the right place for? having just joined it a week ago and aftre only 8 posts you've certainly got a lot of opinions! As far as I am aware, this forum is for residents/guests & friends of the TRNC to get together and share ideas, ask questions, make friends - and I don't see a ban on a lonely hearts thread in the rules!

Good on ya Mike! keep trying!

Maggie x

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
22/01/2009 16:26

I agree Mike's doing no harm , and actually i bet there's are more than just a few of us hoping that this will lead to the forum's first romantic liason , and an excuse to buy a new hat .

Regards , Simbas

MaggieAndBernie



Joined: 26/07/2008
Posts: 2012

Message Posted:
22/01/2009 16:31

Well said Simbas - I too am looking forward to 'hat shopping' I do love a good wedding & a happy ending don't you?

Maggie

frontalman



Joined: 28/02/2008
Posts: 499

Message Posted:
22/01/2009 16:35

Messages 133 & 137, Vaughan, I think Mike may be having a laugh with us all, but if you were to share more of your personal nightclub experiences with us, it might make for a more interesting thread!

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
22/01/2009 16:46

I do indeed Maggie

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
22/01/2009 16:58

and Frontalman,I'd no idea how much a Natasha chargesPerhaps TRNC Vaughan will advise.Is that per night or for the night?

and yes,I try and bring a little mirth to this forum,even though it's a very serious quest.

Sandie


Joined: 14/08/2008
Posts: 251

Message Posted:
22/01/2009 17:03

Maggie Message 135/138. Well said. They don't have to click on the topic - their choice! Would like to see a foto of Mike as he assures me his Martin Shaw's twin brother! Mike has promised me lunch in the summer so would like to see what he looks like??? Mind you he could well have been snapped up by then!! LOL Sandie x

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
22/01/2009 17:11

and Frontalman,I'd no idea how much a Natasha chargesPerhaps TRNC Vaughan will advise.Is that per night or for the night?

and yes,I try and bring a little mirth to this forum,even though it's a very serious quest.

and to Madmaz,where the hell do you think I should advertise?This is ideal.Where will you advertise when you want a man?

To Kitty 1.Thanks,you give me great faith hope and determination .

To Simbas,'cos she's a mod and other supportive ladies,yes watch this space,I WILL find the lady of my dreams

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
22/01/2009 17:15

Sandie,will try not to upset other single ladies on this site.

Will send direct to your email.

Saw Martin Shaw other night,he's got no chance!!!

Sandie


Joined: 14/08/2008
Posts: 251

Message Posted:
22/01/2009 17:18

Mike - will look forward to the email with interest! I haven't enough posts to see other members email addresses - not sure how many you need? Could take me years! Take care. Sandie x

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
22/01/2009 17:19

Mike , my friends and i come for a girlie retreat every april / may . i am racking my brain to think of an unattached friend to bring , but bearing in mind you would have to entertain all of us . Do you think you could cope Mike ??

Simbas

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
22/01/2009 17:39

mike ciirad take no notice you are filling us with hope. like kitty msg 142 my toy boy is 15 years younger/older than me but you grow to each others ways. she spoke a lot of sense but the men here are so settled they maybe maried to the same lady, so they may and i retirate MAY retain old fashioned views and values. we all want to se mike settled. i have a hat to eat if he is not. back in uk youcan go through all the dating sites and you lucky married men here would not know them. here its more difficult. In this quiet period I may start a free hearts club. Boys support him ladies encourage mike. What beter cause with valetines around the corner. To the men you are so lucky. give love a chance. Mike if you havent found anybody by 14th feb the night in the restuarant is dedicated to you, ifd you have then the v i p table is for you

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
22/01/2009 17:41

cont and if you have then its all for you VVVVVVVVVVVIIP. COME ONE LETS FIND LOVE FOR MIKE . WISH I WASINGLE XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

lovelife


Joined: 07/07/2007
Posts: 231

Message Posted:
22/01/2009 17:51

Do they have ballroom dancing in the TRNC? if so, then Mike take it up, my father in law (died last year at the grand old age of 81) took it up again when he was widdowed (18 years ago)and was never without female company, outlived 2 of his serious girlfirends and dated a couple more before settling down again with a lovely lady who he was with until he died.



LL

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
22/01/2009 20:31

to lilli,dioch yn fawr Cariad,to the English,thank you sweetheart.

Lots of backroom activity,which,of course I cannot reveal.I will be there for Valentines.Alone or with.....

Cari ti loads

mike

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
22/01/2009 21:42

hello lovelife...julie...what a fantastic fella he must have been.as you are a nurse,I respect your health diagnosis.Will find out more about dancing this week.Thank you

Mike

xx

TRNCVaughan


Joined: 27/04/2008
Posts: 4578

Message Posted:
23/01/2009 11:18

As an ex-Merchant Navy salt for 16 years , I can reveal that I have extensive experience in "nightclubs" all over the world, and I can tell you that they serve a great purpose for some people. As a married man I don't include people like myself, now, but single blokes like Mike would be well advised to try one out. He might be surprised how suddenly his quest of finding a new life-partner takes a back seat.

As to cost - shouldn't be more than the same as a couple of G&Ts, a meal for 2 and a bottle of wine, which sounds about what Mike was thinking of spending, only my way you are guaranteed to get your leg over...

frontalman



Joined: 28/02/2008
Posts: 499

Message Posted:
23/01/2009 11:49

Excellent reply Vaughan, straight to the crux of the the problem.



Mike, so there you go, cut out all that romantic nonsense.........will she, won't she, might she, mightn't she, no chance of getting your face slapped and a guaranteed result for the same dosh!

denizkisi


Joined: 18/09/2008
Posts: 196

Message Posted:
23/01/2009 11:54

But Mike is looking for full time love, not temporary sex!! Isn't he?.............

TRNCVaughan


Joined: 27/04/2008
Posts: 4578

Message Posted:
23/01/2009 12:20

As Samuel Johnson said:

"Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience."

Don't knock temporary sex, it's better than none at all...

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
23/01/2009 14:36

Denizkisi,of course I am.Looks like TRNC Vaughan was a whoring sailor.I was a Royal Navy Officer.A difference in standards.I spent much time getting sailors out of brothels,and seeing how many got veneral diseases.

I will wait until true love comes along,and save myself until then.

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
23/01/2009 14:51

A man with standards . Don't change Mike !

Regards , Simbas

frontalman



Joined: 28/02/2008
Posts: 499

Message Posted:
23/01/2009 15:16

Message 164, surely all sex is temporary, isn't it?

TRNCVaughan


Joined: 27/04/2008
Posts: 4578

Message Posted:
23/01/2009 15:21

Hi Mike,



I was also an officer but in the Merchant Navy and you're right - we do have different standards.

The Merchant Navy goes to sea for the money and the Royal Navy goes for the honour. We both do it for what we haven't got.

BTW we haven't forgotten or forgiven you for PQ17. Somehow you guys were just never there when we needed you....

hytulay


Joined: 17/01/2009
Posts: 14

Message Posted:
10/02/2009 16:27

peach in turkish is seftali...

britvic



Joined: 05/09/2008
Posts: 3039

Message Posted:
10/02/2009 16:35

Mike, do you want your new love/partner to come with a bookcase? bit of a tall order! LOL

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
10/02/2009 16:48

hi britvic mike needs the bookcase to fit all his telephone directories on. i am thinking of becoming his agent. seriously he is so lovely and i know reading between the lines a fair bit of interest which i wold think has gone away from here. i have my money on a certain lady. Watch this space. I predict end of March Mike will find his soul mate. xxxxx

britvic



Joined: 05/09/2008
Posts: 3039

Message Posted:
10/02/2009 16:53

Funny that Lilli because I predict the same thing!

TRNCVaughan


Joined: 27/04/2008
Posts: 4578

Message Posted:
10/02/2009 17:18

I thought my reference to PQ17 had put this thread to bed.

MaggieAndBernie



Joined: 26/07/2008
Posts: 2012

Message Posted:
10/02/2009 17:29

TRNC V please explain to us 'non naval' people what PQ17 is?

MaggieAndBernie



Joined: 26/07/2008
Posts: 2012

Message Posted:
10/02/2009 17:32

Sorry. googled it & got it - Russian convoys, WW2, You can hardly blame all that on Mike! He must have been a baby in a pram when all that was going down!

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
10/02/2009 19:37

hi britvic well i always knew you and i were on the same wavelenght. mike dont go to the philipines please. tell you why when we speak xxx

MaggieAndBernie



Joined: 26/07/2008
Posts: 2012

Message Posted:
10/02/2009 19:41

What's the male equivalent of the 'blue rinse brigade?



The boring, bald, pot bellied old farts club?

ha ha ha ha ha

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
10/02/2009 19:45

This should have been put to bed months ago,not me,well.....

Lilli tell me more.Do I have to clean my teeth again?I definitely will call in tomorrow.You know more than me.

I apologise to those that got so boring ...so rude about this forum.

I know nothing..it wasn't me.

Have resigned myself in being a "blue rinse wrinkly male"