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Aslan


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Message Posted:
16/01/2009 12:59

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5000 Israeli troops have entered Jordan.

Early reports say that she is a bit tired and her a?*E is sore but she will soldier on.



Nastynipper


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Message Posted:
16/01/2009 13:01

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That is so in bad taste " shame on you"



Aslan


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Message Posted:
16/01/2009 13:04

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I apologise



Geoff1131


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Message Posted:
16/01/2009 13:04

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moderators, please remove this post immediately, reason foul language implied in post number 1.



breezyboy


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Message Posted:
16/01/2009 13:06

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Grow up please, the mods are too busy dealing with the likes of the contentious and despicable Wyn to be bothered with this one.



Aslan


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Message Posted:
16/01/2009 13:15

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Prerequisite for being a Cyprus44 forum member or expatriate in the TRNC

1. No sense of humour

2. Two faced

3. Arrogant

4. Self opinionated

5. No sense of humour

6. Judgemental

7. The ability to throw stones in glass houses

8. To assume a God like presence

9. No sense of humour

10. Ignorance to the fact that a joke is a joke and that the vast majority of members are adult enough to ignore or laugh at a joke without judgung its content.



If you remove the post then for Gods sake remove the member aswell who is sick and tired of the minority of miserable no lifers who use this once fantastic site.



Nastynipper


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Message Posted:
16/01/2009 13:18

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1000s of people starving over 1000 killed children orphaned and injured and it is a joke.



In the words of a hero





I DON'T BELIEEEEEVE IT.



Hurmus



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Message Posted:
16/01/2009 13:26

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In 20 days 1105 Palestinians killed by Israel including 346 children & 105 women, 5150 injured



sparta


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Message Posted:
16/01/2009 13:26

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Lighten up nastynipper, i thought it was quite funny



Aslan


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Message Posted:
16/01/2009 13:27

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What is happening in the Gaza Strip is an outrageous and terrible act by both parties.



what is happening in message 1 is a JOKE



eager


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Message Posted:
16/01/2009 13:28

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It was a joke for god's sake !!!



Chris


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Message Posted:
16/01/2009 15:17

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What a miserable forum this is becoming, I for one will not be back



Chris



JamesB


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Message Posted:
16/01/2009 15:24

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Come on Christine, what else are you going to do, make crash helmets for you cat!



I dont think the joke was told with any bad feeling meant at all, and so in my eyes it was funny.



Humour is not an exact science and shouldnt be examined as such.



A couple of years ago I remember a few slightly risque jokes causing uproar on here. Do you remember that Paul and Erkan?



JB



Steve1953



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Message Posted:
16/01/2009 15:27

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I agree too many moaners on this site - Bring back Bernard Manning,RIP - you had to see him live though,to appreciate that he told jokes about all shapes and sizes,races,police etc... but not too many I could qote on here -



- Princess Anne kissed the cox of the winning boat race crew,



springs to mind. Regards,Steve



MaggieAndBernie



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Message Posted:
16/01/2009 15:28

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LOL! good one aslan!



JamesB


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Message Posted:
16/01/2009 15:35

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Two words Steve. Embassy club.

Cheers mate



Jb



cronos


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Message Posted:
16/01/2009 15:40

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It may be borderline bad taste....but I suggest that the target of Aslan's joke was the pneumatic C-list "celeb" Jordan...and NOT the people of Gaza.



Once again....perspective please!



dobbo



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Message Posted:
16/01/2009 15:42

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It made me laugh !



JamesB


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Message Posted:
16/01/2009 17:09

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Two words Steve. Embassy club.

Cheers mate



Jb



JamesB


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Message Posted:
16/01/2009 17:37

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Two words Steve. Embassy club.

Cheers mate



Jb



JamesB


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Message Posted:
16/01/2009 17:41

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Sorry that's 6 words. Bloody thing keeps re submiting

Sorry.

Jb



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