Joke: Gynaecologist Visit - something is needed to lighten it up

Nastynipper


Joined: 08/06/2008
Posts: 171

Message Posted:
16/01/2009 16:45

A middle-aged woman







Seemed sheepish as she







Visited her gynecologist.







'Come now,' coaxed the doctor,







'you've been seeing me for years!







There's nothing you can't tell me.'







'This one's kind of strange...'







'Let me be the judge of that,'







The doctor replied.







'Well,' she said, 'yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and



heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet and when I looked down, the



water was full of pennies.'







'I see.'







'That afternoon I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink,



there were 5 p's in the bowl.'



'That night,' she went on, 'I went again,







Plink-plink-plink, and there were 10 p's and this morning there were



50 pence pieces !



You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!,' she implored,







'I'm scared out of my wits!'







The gynecologist put a comforting



Hand on her shoulder.



'There, there, it's nothing to be scared about.'



'You're s

Becks


Joined: 17/11/2008
Posts: 130

Message Posted:
16/01/2009 16:48

hit at telling jokes

Kitty Kat Jac


Joined: 18/03/2008
Posts: 230

Message Posted:
16/01/2009 16:50

LMAO Becks!! Sorry go on NN

Chessman


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Posts: 486

Message Posted:
16/01/2009 16:54

Becks.



Brilliant!

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
16/01/2009 16:58

Sorry am I going native?I don't understand that as a joke

Chessman


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Posts: 486

Message Posted:
16/01/2009 16:59

Mike



Unfortunately NN hasn't finished it.

Chessman


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Posts: 486

Message Posted:
16/01/2009 17:00

I will if he doesn't hurry up!

Nastynipper


Joined: 08/06/2008
Posts: 171

Message Posted:
16/01/2009 17:01

A middle-aged woman

Seemed sheepish as she

Visited her gynecologist.

'Come now,' coaxed the doctor,

'you've been seeing me for years!

There's nothing you can't tell me.'

'This one's kind of strange...'

'Let me be the judge of that,'

The doctor replied.

'Well,' she said, 'yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and

heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet and when I looked down, the

water was full of pennies.' 'I see.'

'That afternoon I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink,

there were 5 p's in the bowl.'

'That night,' she went on, 'I went again,

Plink-plink-plink, and there were 10 p's and this morning there were

50 pence pieces ! You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!,' she implored,

'I'm scared out of my wits!'

The gynecologist put a comforting

Hand on her shoulder.

'There, there, it's nothing to be scared about.'

'You're simply going through the change

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
16/01/2009 17:04

think I preferred the unfinished joke....

MaggieAndBernie



Joined: 26/07/2008
Posts: 2012

Message Posted:
16/01/2009 17:22

I think Beck's punch line was the funniest! lol

martinev


Joined: 24/10/2008
Posts: 320

Message Posted:
16/01/2009 20:37

Q. How can you tell which house belongs to the Gynecologist ??





A. It will be the one that has the hall decorated through the letterbox.