Old Joke

Aslan


Joined: 23/06/2008
Posts: 757

Message Posted:
17/01/2009 09:19

A panda is sitting on a bench in Hyde park, lonely, cold and hungry when a young girl asks him if he would like to go back to her place, he takes up the offer, at the apartment the girl makes him some lunch he eats and thanks the girl before leaving, just as he is about to walk out the girl offers him sex, confused the panda asks what it is, the girl explains that there are three types, oral, straight and kinky. he asks for straight sex and they make out in the bedroom, again the panda thanks the girl and is about to leave when she asks for payment, the panda asks why and the girl says she is a prostiute, still confused the girl finds her dictionary looks up prostiute and explains, a person, typically a woman who engages in sexual activity for payment, the panda then asks the girl to look up panda in the dictionary she finds panda and explains - a large bear like black and white mammal that eats, shoots and leaves.

scampy



Joined: 15/01/2008
Posts: 982

Message Posted:
17/01/2009 10:36

Like most men then

pilgrim



Joined: 11/05/2007
Posts: 1404

Message Posted:
17/01/2009 12:59

sounds personal scampy.

scampy



Joined: 15/01/2008
Posts: 982

Message Posted:
17/01/2009 15:28

Not really just observations

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
17/01/2009 15:46

But susie i had to go home to my missus.....

scampy



Joined: 15/01/2008
Posts: 982

Message Posted:
17/01/2009 16:55

oh jock what you like