Appartment For Rent ( Joke )

the cat


Joined: 22/06/2008
Posts: 71

Message Posted:
06/06/2009 21:00

> > > APARTMENT FOR RENT

> > >

> > > A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend

> > >

> > > the night with her for $500. They did their thing,

> > >

> > > and, before he left, he told her that he did

> > >

> > > not have any cash with him, but he would have his

> > >

> > > secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling

> > >

> > > the payment 'RENT FOR APARTMENT.'

> > >

> > > On the way to the office, he regretted what he had

> > >

> > > done, realizing that the whole event had not been

> > >

> > > worth the price... So he had his secretary send a check

> > >

> > > for $250 and enclose the following typed note:

> > >

> > > >>

> > >

> > > 'Dear Madam:

> > >

> > > Enclosed find a check for $250 for rent of your

> > >

> > > apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon,

> > >

> > > because when I rented the place, I was under the

> > >

> > > impression that:

> > >

> > > #1 - it had never been occupied;

> > >

> > > #2 - there w

smithy


Joined: 17/07/2008
Posts: 5301

Message Posted:
06/06/2009 21:15

????????????????????????????????? dont get that joke

The-Wicks


Joined: 27/05/2007
Posts: 2279

Message Posted:
06/06/2009 21:36

Smithy - are you on the plonk again



I believe it's unfinished???? Mind you, I wish he/she would get a wriggle on, 'cos I want to hear the punch line!



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