is it me thats gone mad ?

rowlo



Joined: 12/10/2008
Posts: 4796

Message Posted:
12/02/2010 23:11

some people come on here asking when will my gas metre be read ? how do you light a fire in trnc ? omg theres sheep shit all over the road ? and the creme de la creme ,the mosque at the end of our road blasts out prayers at all hours ? have these people just arrived in a bananna boat ?

cooper


Joined: 23/10/2007
Posts: 3386

Message Posted:
12/02/2010 23:15

Yes ) ) )

paddywack


Joined: 04/05/2009
Posts: 959

Message Posted:
12/02/2010 23:20

These are people that make negative posts about TRNC, because they can`t get their head around the fact that it`s the Middle East and not Middle England.

decanddyl


Joined: 17/01/2009
Posts: 792

Message Posted:
12/02/2010 23:45

Is it classed as the Middle East or the Near East, this is a genuine inquiry as some of the military units in Cyprus has Near East in their titles.

Jetski


Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 584

Message Posted:
12/02/2010 23:51

It doesn't blinkin matter what 'East' it is...... these dimwits should get it into their heads that this is a small outpost of moslem Asia - not Newcastle or Birmingham and that we are guests here. Get used to it or get the next plane back to the UK.

YeniTom


Joined: 29/12/2009
Posts: 198

Message Posted:
12/02/2010 23:52

Does it matter if it's Middle East or Middle anywhere- it's the TRNC and it's definately not England

dizzycows


Joined: 12/05/2009
Posts: 2736

Message Posted:
13/02/2010 00:08

Gas from the sheeps poo if they gather it all up, then they wouldnt have to worry who reads their meter or poo on their shoes!!!!

Jeannie


Joined: 04/08/2009
Posts: 3283

Message Posted:
13/02/2010 01:40

Yes, methane, I believe it's called?



You must have a lot of it in your part of the country?

Earlybird


Joined: 28/04/2009
Posts: 816

Message Posted:
13/02/2010 07:00

Rowlo, it is not you who has gone mad but "them"! I have to say I agree with you.

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
13/02/2010 09:39

We are all going Mad, Mad, Mad, i tell you.....

DutchCrusader



Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 11281

Message Posted:
13/02/2010 10:37

Now, now, now, dear Brits! Be nice to silly other Brits - or you may be accused of being anti-British (like me if I had written one of the posts above...).

nurseawful



Joined: 06/02/2009
Posts: 5934

Message Posted:
13/02/2010 10:40

Hans Am I classed as a Brit like the others??

DutchCrusader



Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 11281

Message Posted:
13/02/2010 10:44

Dear nurse, who am I to judge in your case..? I'll call Braveheart today and let you know.

cyprusishome


Joined: 31/03/2007
Posts: 2381

Message Posted:
13/02/2010 11:32

rowlo,



You just made my day 200% better, nearly fell off chair laughing.



Then Hans comes along and makes it even better.



Well done both of you, I think there is at least one very red faced, possibly 2 elswhere on the forum today.



This is our home and the reason we came is the quirkiness, friendliness of Cypriot people, third world living etc. Not the silly people who think, as many have already said, this is Middle England.

hattikins


Joined: 17/02/2008
Posts: 2793

Message Posted:
13/02/2010 11:41

Message 14, agree 100%, well said.

cyprusishome


Joined: 31/03/2007
Posts: 2381

Message Posted:
13/02/2010 16:44

I got to send this back to the top just so us normal folk can have a good laugh!!!!!!!!

rowlo



Joined: 12/10/2008
Posts: 4796

Message Posted:
13/02/2010 17:11

msg16, i cant do the links but you gotta read the one about lighting a fire in trnc , i never slept all night for laughing .

cooper


Joined: 23/10/2007
Posts: 3386

Message Posted:
13/02/2010 17:16

Here it is - http://www.cyprus44.com/forums/29819.asp )

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
13/02/2010 17:22

Hilarious!!!

rowlo



Joined: 12/10/2008
Posts: 4796

Message Posted:
13/02/2010 17:36

cheers cooper , im still laughing , i was searching all the pages to find it laughing all the while , its a must read .

JohhnyLee


Joined: 25/04/2009
Posts: 2495

Message Posted:
13/02/2010 17:37

Pegasus will take the whingers back for about £90 one way, maybe we could organise a fundraisng event for them

dizzycows


Joined: 12/05/2009
Posts: 2736

Message Posted:
13/02/2010 17:38

Dont laugh at the poor soul, we had holiday makers this year who dint know you cut up logs from trees!! When my son explained how to light the wood burner they were amazed that these logs had been cut up with a chain saw. My son didnt stop laughing all that week......

cyprusishome


Joined: 31/03/2007
Posts: 2381

Message Posted:
13/02/2010 18:23

OOOHHHHH, come on guys this is just not cyprus 44.



Can we please get back to sanity of how to eat and who is best to scam us out of our meagre pound notes!!!!!

rowlo



Joined: 12/10/2008
Posts: 4796

Message Posted:
13/02/2010 18:43

did you read coopers link ?????

TopTen


Joined: 15/04/2009
Posts: 1246

Message Posted:
14/02/2010 10:16

Well said Rowlo,now start on the bloody weather reporters ie " It,s raining in Esentepe, suns shining in Essex its hailing in the Sudan" B######s

cooper


Joined: 23/10/2007
Posts: 3386

Message Posted:
14/02/2010 10:21

Good idea, its overcast today in Robin Hood country )

nurseawful



Joined: 06/02/2009
Posts: 5934

Message Posted:
14/02/2010 10:25

I missed the one on lighting the fire until now it is hilarious.



topten Just for you it is sunny today in Lapta and a nice breeze is blowing my washing dry. xxx



Chris

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
14/02/2010 11:22

Nurse'y, can i have your autograph.....................

TopTen


Joined: 15/04/2009
Posts: 1246

Message Posted:
14/02/2010 11:27

Chris whats that you said?

timefore


Joined: 01/08/2008
Posts: 495

Message Posted:
14/02/2010 11:43

what a great posting. i used to live in a quaint rural surrey village and watched its slow demise from being a genuine wholesome cross section of british rural society to a ghetto for rich townies who complained about anything and everything! i fear the same is happening here. can we not start some sort 'culling' scheme for these subversive elements who want to turn the trnc into an outpost of knightsbridge

Jeannie


Joined: 04/08/2009
Posts: 3283

Message Posted:
14/02/2010 12:44

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh - the Great British Holidaymaker - a breed apart

TRNCVaughan


Joined: 27/04/2008
Posts: 4578

Message Posted:
14/02/2010 15:42

Jetski,



msg 5.



I thought Birmingham WAS a small outpost of moslem Asia.......

AlsancakJack



Joined: 14/08/2008
Posts: 5762

Message Posted:
14/02/2010 16:05

Jeannie



' Ahhhhhhhhhhhh - the Great British Holidaymaker - a breed apart'



Tattoo's , beer bellies and Union Jack shorts and that's just the women.

AJ

nurseawful



Joined: 06/02/2009
Posts: 5934

Message Posted:
14/02/2010 17:11

Message 28 Yes of course you can. xx



Message 29. The nights are getting longer and not quite so cold, wind now dropped and sun behind the mountain. Will update you tomorrow. xx



Chris

wanderer


Joined: 05/02/2009
Posts: 1653

Message Posted:
14/02/2010 20:04

I miss the sheep and goats going by about four or five pm the friendly wave from the goat herd the sound of the call to prayer



It was ruined one night by the wailing and screeching from up the mountain of............................................











Bagpipes



What's the moans from North of Hadrian s Wall come in now

rowlo



Joined: 12/10/2008
Posts: 4796

Message Posted:
14/02/2010 21:05

its the moans of love xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

kevnmax


Joined: 05/08/2008
Posts: 105

Message Posted:
14/02/2010 23:27

Hi Its not my fault about the fire, I live in a tower block. Went to TRNC last week and lit my fire it was glorious. Many thanks for all the tips, glad I made you laugh.

Max

Lemtich



Joined: 15/02/2007
Posts: 1487

Message Posted:
15/02/2010 00:03

This reminds me of the questions the Australian Tourist Board got emailled.Here are some of their replies.



Lem



http://jimdyblog.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!1p9CPBAT15BT4MGej2jzrrVg!114.entry?sa=261752036

Jeannie


Joined: 04/08/2009
Posts: 3283

Message Posted:
15/02/2010 01:11

Lem, that is so funny. My son is in Australia at the moment (4th time - year out - except he's nearly bloody 30 years old). I'm sure he would find this as amusing as I have. Thanks - I laughed out loud because that's exactly what I could imagine the Ossies saying



Kind regards.



Jean