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loslobos
Joined: 02/04/2009
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04/04/2010 10:49 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 1 of 9 in Discussion |
| Whilst flying recently it was clear that we were being served by a gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and said...
'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.' On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. 'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines when I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.'
She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.'
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, 'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Now, tray-up, Bitch !!
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deecyprus4
Joined: 27/07/2008
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Message Posted:
04/04/2010 11:07 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 2 of 9 in Discussion |
| HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA..THAT MADE ME CRY OUT LOUD WITH LAUGHTER. |
jfoggy
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04/04/2010 11:54 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 3 of 9 in Discussion |
| So funny, good start to the day! |
Dusterbruce
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04/04/2010 12:32 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 4 of 9 in Discussion |
| Yes it is still as funny as it was 40 years ago when I first heard it! |
No1Doyen
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04/04/2010 13:13 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 6 of 9 in Discussion |
| Just been reading one of those learn by alphabet books for medical students.
It's really good;
A is for Arthritus
B is for Bronchitus
C is for Dyslexia |
Lilli
Joined: 21/07/2008
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04/04/2010 18:55 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 7 of 9 in Discussion |
| well i have heard it before it still made me laugh, after 12 years working with very many gay stewarts and i have to say the are a laugh a minute it took me back in time x |
Blackbird
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04/04/2010 22:11 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 8 of 9 in Discussion |
| Nice one...thanks... |
Brinsley
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04/04/2010 22:13 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 9 of 9 in Discussion |
| QANTAS
Queer Attendants Nasty Take Another Service!
Richard |
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