({[WARNING]}) To DC this is a JOKE do NOT OPEN

TopTen


Joined: 15/04/2009
Posts: 1246

Message Posted:
10/12/2010 12:14

A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life... A huge heart... covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.



At that point one of the mourners just burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, 'I am so sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral... I'm a gynecologist.'



The priest fainted.

spider


Joined: 03/01/2009
Posts: 5527

Message Posted:
10/12/2010 12:47

)) Nice one ! But bloody ell its not about North Cyprus ! or Christmas is this what this Forum has come to ))







Spider,X

DutchCrusader



Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 11280

Message Posted:
10/12/2010 17:36

This is the great future of C44 as a source voor old and copy/pasted jokes. Or: how to make a fool of yourself, TopTen...



28 August 2010 (by Tootie, post # 1): http://www.cyprus44.com/forums/38434.asp

22 November 2010 (by NegNick, post # 48): http://www.cyprus44.com/forums/50168.asp

12 December 2010 (TopTen, post # 1): http://www.cyprus44.com/forums/51465.asp



Who's next..?!



P.S. The comment in post # 2 is really too childish to deserve a reply.

DutchCrusader



Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 11280

Message Posted:
10/12/2010 18:34

Update (erratum): This is the great future of C44 as a source voor old and copy/pasted jokes. Or: how to make a fool of yourself, TopTen...



28 August 2010 (by Tootie, post # 1): http://www.cyprus44.com/forums/38434.asp

22 November 2010 (by NegNick, post # 48): http://www.cyprus44.com/forums/50168.asp

10 December 2010 (TopTen, post # 1): http://www.cyprus44.com/forums/51465.asp



Who's next..?!

yenibob


Joined: 13/10/2010
Posts: 1203

Message Posted:
10/12/2010 18:37

DC, I would say "What a Knob" but I am on my best behaviour so won't bother. 90% of readers will work it out for themselves anyway.

AlsancakJack



Joined: 14/08/2008
Posts: 5762

Message Posted:
10/12/2010 19:52

This thread is now closed. Reason: Thread was serving no purpose.