Joke - Confucius Didn't Say

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
15/03/2011 01:54

CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

Man who runs in front of car gets tyred, man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night..

It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.



Finally CONFUCIUS SAY. . .



"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"



Navek

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3533

Message Posted:
15/03/2011 01:59

http://www.cyprus44.com/forums/57901.asp

DutchCrusader



Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 11280

Message Posted:
15/03/2011 09:53

Great! So on this board we now start copy/pasting jokes from copy/pasted jokes on this board from the Internet (where they were copy/pasted already millions of times...)! Interesting development, wonder where it will end?

But one of the moderators strongly advised me in an email not to comment on copy/pasted jokes, if I understood him well. Or "I may get banned (also)". So I won't comment, just ask the question...

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
15/03/2011 10:16

Did not realise it had already been posted :-(

Will now go to the back of the class.

Navek

DutchCrusader



Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 11280

Message Posted:
15/03/2011 10:17

RE msg 4, Navek: I bet you'll wait anxiously for my next error...

shrimp


Joined: 01/09/2010
Posts: 939

Message Posted:
15/03/2011 10:30

Thank you Navek, just woken up here in foggy Uk and this bought a smile to my lips, have a good dayx

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
15/03/2011 10:37

Hi DutchCrusader,

I'm scanning every one of your 8169 posts for typo's, grammer etc,

will get back to you before end of 2012 ))

Navek

elko2



Joined: 24/07/2007
Posts: 4400

Message Posted:
15/03/2011 10:37

Hans,

We all know that there are trillions of jokes on the internet but we get them here without effort and in moderation. So we enjoy them. Thank you Navek.

ismet

DutchCrusader



Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 11280

Message Posted:
15/03/2011 11:02

RE msg 7, Navek: Grammer? It's not fair to judge a Dutchman on his grammar in the English language! It's fair when you do it in Dutch... Typo's? OK, if they are not corrected immediately.



RE msg 8, elko2: Thank you Navek? You forgot to also thank his predecessor TopTen. Or didn't you read message 2 in this thread..?