Joke:let's hope it makes you smile !!!

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
05/10/2011 12:25

Little girl comes home from school,and says to her mother

"The boys keep asking me to do cartwheels,they say I'm good at them"

Her mother replies"Darling,they just want to see your knickers !!"

"I know that"says the girl "that's why I keep them in my satchel"

Hoylemiller



Joined: 03/09/2010
Posts: 240

Message Posted:
05/10/2011 14:09

Nice one Mike...lol

Hoylemiller



Joined: 03/09/2010
Posts: 240

Message Posted:
05/10/2011 14:29

In an Indian restaurant last night having a meal, waiter came over and says, 'Curry Ok?'

I said, 'oh go on then, but just one song'



I was sat in a restaurant and got hit on the back of the head by a prawn cocktail. I looked round and this bloke shouts, 'That's just for starters!'



Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen, 'what you like for dinner my love, chicken, beef or lamb?'

I said, 'Thank you, I'll have chicken please'

She replied, 'You're having soup you fat git, I was talking to the cat!'