Nigel Watson ( little nige ) launches nwe trnc airline

Barking


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Message Posted:
11/03/2012 17:10

http://goo.gl/10Uj0



Well it made me giggle .

dizzycows


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Message Posted:
11/03/2012 17:31

Me too, love the matching Tshirts ...

rejela


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Message Posted:
11/03/2012 17:54

Where will they fly from Heathrow or Stanstead?

Also what will be the luggage allowance?

Prices please!

waddo


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Message Posted:
11/03/2012 17:54

Whats the baggage allowance? Can I book a seat by a window? Do you do extra leg room seats? Is smoking allowed on this aircraft? Are in-flight meals available? How long before take off do I have to book in? Do you provide pillows/blankets/eye shades? What is the schedule and the flight time from Girne to Alagadi? Do I need to bring my own fuel???????????????????????

rowlo



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Message Posted:
11/03/2012 17:55

love it

Glasbury


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Message Posted:
11/03/2012 18:05

I love it too - hope it doesn't rain

britvic



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Message Posted:
11/03/2012 18:11

Will there be flights from Newcastle? Prices please!

Smity



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Message Posted:
11/03/2012 18:12

Nice hat Lol

ronjeremy


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Message Posted:
11/03/2012 18:12

It might be the only chance for direct flights .

Barking


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Message Posted:
11/03/2012 18:17

All seats must be booked via aga air ways or polly peck construction , extra leg room is not a problem but window seats are not available on the maiden flights .



In flight big macs or king size packet donners are available with free efes if passengers are accompanied by their maternal grandparents and their grandparents mothers all flights on the new KKTC air line are at the passengers own risk and the kktc government accepts no liability for any thing.( nothing new there ).



Goggles and ear muffs will be provided free of charge.



Nigels airways are not abta bonded so book at yoir own risk! no refunds will be given.

Barking


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Message Posted:
11/03/2012 18:18

Message 6 only on the 29th of February 2012

Barking


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Message Posted:
11/03/2012 18:20

Message76 only on the 29th of February 2020

Glasbury


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Message Posted:
11/03/2012 18:20

Great news - just what I wanted to hear

AlsancakJack



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Message Posted:
11/03/2012 18:38

Unfortunately due to excess baggage the maiden voyage flight never got off of the ground.

dizzycows


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Message Posted:
11/03/2012 19:09

Do you fly from Exeter please, will there be plenty of leg room!!



Will you be selective on who you have on board, do we just have to put up with the miserable moaners, or can you eject them at a great height ? ....

Deniz1


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Message Posted:
11/03/2012 19:11

They look a lot happier than KTHY customers used too.

metin


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Message Posted:
11/03/2012 19:21

Lol.....

Turtle


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Message Posted:
11/03/2012 19:58

The first planes full,.. but the one behind should be leaving soon

britvic



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Message Posted:
11/03/2012 22:35

Shock and horror Can't see any toilets on there! Are there any in-flight movies?

dizzycows


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Message Posted:
11/03/2012 22:53

Flipping eck you lot, what you like, just buy disposable nappies for this budget flight, and haven't you heard of those goggles that you put on and you can see all sorts of movies ... ..

britvic



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Message Posted:
11/03/2012 22:55

LOL.....................................

dizzycows


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Message Posted:
11/03/2012 22:59

nice movies though , not the naughty ones ..

Jefferson


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Message Posted:
12/03/2012 07:12

Is smoking allowed?

AlsancakJack



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Message Posted:
12/03/2012 07:59

Jefferson



'Is smoking allowed?'



No but drinking is.

hattikins


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Message Posted:
12/03/2012 08:49

Is it possible to fly Business class?

Tenakoutou



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Message Posted:
12/03/2012 09:50

Are louvre windows fitted in the aircrafts' toilet ? - I hope so!



The purpose of these is so passengers can chuck their wallets out of the louvre window onto the runway - that way the aircraft never need to land and can turn around go straight back home [UK] again!



This scenario would suit the Cyps admirably - much better than having to put up with stinking tourists cluttering up the island!

dizzycows


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Message Posted:
12/03/2012 10:32

Fly business class, ....cos it is, thats sitting on the very top strapped in, the very best ....

hattikins


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Message Posted:
12/03/2012 10:41

I find you're less likely to spill your drink in Business class

dizzycows


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Message Posted:
12/03/2012 10:53

Its best to get a ' nose bag' for food and drink, saves getting messy ...

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
12/03/2012 11:17

Not much room to join the 'Mile High' club!

dizzycows


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Message Posted:
12/03/2012 11:24

msg 30 ... ... speak for yourself .... very invigorating the wind in yer hair ...

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
12/03/2012 11:28

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Jefferson


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Message Posted:
12/03/2012 13:38

Message 30. Mile high no but you could start a 10 yard high club.

astro941


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Message Posted:
12/03/2012 18:34

Nice joy stick.

simbas



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Message Posted:
12/03/2012 18:40

He looks quite young in that photo . Could it have something to do with the atmospheric pressure

Simbas

hattikins


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Message Posted:
12/03/2012 18:47

More like D I Y Botox Simbas

hattikins


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Message Posted:
12/03/2012 19:00

That was meant as a joke, Simbas hubby a plastic surgeon

simbas



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Message Posted:
12/03/2012 19:07

Oh gosh , you are quick of the mark , my mind was somewhere else , i was looking for styles of gazebos for the pool area

Simbas

dizzycows


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Message Posted:
12/03/2012 20:21

Just look what this fabulous air line is giving the customers, ..... Mile high experience ..... just hang on ... ... botox ... cos nige looks so young... next months offer is......... yes.... please form a queue ... breast implants .. but may be uneven if turbulence is felt due to the mile high club .. ...