Job vacancies... early applications advisable

joseph


Joined: 17/04/2008
Posts: 709

Message Posted:
31/05/2009 02:40

Current job vacancies in the UK.





Footballer: You must be able to:

Run with a ball, dive, cheat, foul-mouth would be a bonus =

£100,000. per week, pension superfluous



M.P: You must pretend to:

Run the country, while stealing from the public purse, practice fraud within the rules, be a good liar = £130,000. p.a... vote your own pension



Boardroom Banker:

Run the national economy, or ruin it depending,hard nose needed, work atleast two days a week = £1,000,000 p.a... gold plated pension... atleast



Any takers... and please state both your preference and why?



Regards Joseph