Garry Monger's Missus does the Dress Agency

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
21/06/2009 09:08

The place - Dress Agency (above Shabby Chiq, Opp Hospital, by HSBC).



Those Present - Garry Monger's Missus, My ever miserable missus, plus me and Garry Monger in tow....



The High's - Great range of nearly new, high quality ladies clothing and accessories at surprisingly low prices.....



The Lows - Garry Monger's Missus saying "do you think you would have anything to fit me ??" and the manager replying "If we have, i'll sack the staff"........



Conclusion - What a great idea, a range of decent used ladies clothes and accessories at reasonable prices - one of the few places that actually makes my miserable missus smile these days...



A Neg Nick 9 / 10 .........



Well done !

the butler


Joined: 22/06/2007
Posts: 1958

Message Posted:
21/06/2009 12:13

Hi Nick,





Just wondered if you ever went anywhere without Garry Monger and his missus? Sounds like your tied at the hip. I'm beginning to think that Garry Monger is really your shadow, if you get my drift.







The butlers wife

negativenick


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Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
21/06/2009 13:22

i tried going out with the mongers in 1974, just when the Morris Ital came out - never again, i never heard the last of it.......

AndyLynnW


Joined: 05/12/2008
Posts: 61

Message Posted:
21/06/2009 17:20

The Morris Ital, an icon of motoring, are there any left ?

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
21/06/2009 18:34

What about the Morris Marina ?

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
22/06/2009 03:09

the Ital was a Morris Marina with "re-styled" bumpers....

negativenick


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Message Posted:
22/06/2009 13:41

oh and a diferent badge...

TRNCVaughan


Joined: 27/04/2008
Posts: 4578

Message Posted:
22/06/2009 14:03

Is Garry Mongers Missus one of those woman that is so big she uses Swish curtain rail instead of knicker elastic?

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
22/06/2009 15:06

Apparently Gary Mongers missus was crossing the road and got hit by a car. She screamed at the driver and said "why didn't you drive round me"? - The driver replied - "sorry, I didn't have enough Petrol"

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
22/06/2009 15:08

Gary Mongers missus is so fat that last xmas he took a photo of her and they are still printing it

TRNCVaughan


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Message Posted:
22/06/2009 15:12

Garry Mongers Missus is so fat, when she went for a walk in the rain the police asked her to wear mud flaps.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
22/06/2009 15:13

Gary Mongers missus is so fat:



when she walked in front of the TV gary missed 3 commercials



when she steps on the scale it says one at a time please



when she goes to a restaurant she gets an estimate



when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
22/06/2009 15:14

Finally, Gary Mongers missus is so Fat she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic. )

TRNCVaughan


Joined: 27/04/2008
Posts: 4578

Message Posted:
22/06/2009 15:21

Poor, old, Garry Mongers Missus.

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
22/06/2009 15:35

I feel sorry for her Vaughan. She obviously isn't happy at home - thats why she's eating so much. Come on, seven kebabs for breakfast can't be healthy.

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
22/06/2009 15:45

I've managed to obtain a photo of Gary Mongers missus having fun in the pool with some friends. She's the one with the Black Swimsuit on.



http://www.funpic.hu/en.picview.php?id=35174&c=11&s=dd&p=19

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
22/06/2009 15:48

Here's on old one of her when she had lost some weight:



http://www.funpic.hu/en.picview.php?id=34776&c=11&s=dd&p=26

TRNCVaughan


Joined: 27/04/2008
Posts: 4578

Message Posted:
22/06/2009 15:49

Wow!



This photo proves the theory that a sinking ship can suck you down with it!!!

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
06/08/2009 21:58

now now boys, she ain't THAT fat....