Football: liverpool sign two new players

andy-f


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Message Posted:
11/03/2010 18:14

the bin dippers have made two new signings, a japanese and a italian. rafa says they should fit in well with scouse culture, there names are Nikamota and Robatelli

clayton


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Posts: 1143

Message Posted:
11/03/2010 21:32

nice 1,andy

andy-f


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Message Posted:
11/03/2010 21:41

the dippers are 1-0 down !

kenny b


Joined: 12/09/2008
Posts: 211

Message Posted:
12/03/2010 00:28

Bindippers look like going out of the Channel 5 Cup

Shankley must be turning in his grave

Keep posting

Keep smiling

Kenny

Tiggy


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Posts: 1994

Message Posted:
12/03/2010 00:30

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DutchCrusader



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Message Posted:
12/03/2010 07:56

Yawn. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

rocky


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Message Posted:
12/03/2010 09:44

moderators I think this has gone off topic

andy-f


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Message Posted:
12/03/2010 15:38

rafa benitez as for six years seen over the demise of once all mighty liverfool, his and his alone buying of sub-standard plyers is what as caused their fall from grace and lost the tag " member of the big four" yet hes being talked about as real madrids nex manager ?



how can a man whos made such a balls up at the dippers move to a even bigger club and for a bigger sallery ?



football gone mad

DutchCrusader



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Message Posted:
12/03/2010 16:47

RE msg 8, andy-f: (...) football gone mad (...)

=> Where? In Northern Cyprus? Have you ever seen Mustafa Tilgali score for Lefkosha United? What do you think about the future of football in our hosting country..?!

Stewart


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Posts: 1107

Message Posted:
12/03/2010 16:50

Rafa... who?

Harold2555



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Posts: 1139

Message Posted:
12/03/2010 16:50

Hans



If you don't like the topic don't read it. It is of interest to a lot of people who live or work or have some other connection with North Cyprus.



Your interjections as above are becoming more than tedious.





Harold

DutchCrusader



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Message Posted:
12/03/2010 17:03

Harold2555: Maybe you'd better join a board in the UK and moderate a board about UK items?

newlad



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Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
12/03/2010 18:13

Come on guys this is a football thread dont hijack it ,lol

andy-f


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Message Posted:
12/03/2010 18:21

hans i dont know if you like to indulge in the " british liking for pint and footy chinwag " but when i visit the pubs i choose in turkish cyprus, football ( english premiership ) is allways show live and allways people who live or are just visiting love to discuss anything that relates to it , hence how many posts are hit on 44 . And none of the wind ups are nasty .



andy

Harold2555



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Message Posted:
12/03/2010 18:33

Andy



The shame of it is, is that it is a quality joke at the start of the thread! Well made me laugh anyway.



Your point is valid, a lot of people in North cyprus still enjoy there football banter and chat. After all you can change the country you live in but you can't change your football team!



And as for your suggestion Hans, I already am a moderator on UK based boards so I will respectfully decline your suggestion.





Harold2555



Harold

newlad



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Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
12/03/2010 18:37

Its just a chin wag about footy nowt wrong with that,

Paul.

andy-f


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Posts: 1256

Message Posted:
12/03/2010 19:28

a boy, standing in the back garden , says " mum why is my liverpool shirt on the grass"?



His mum looks out and shouts " the thieving buggers have nicked all my pegs !"

clayton


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Posts: 1143

Message Posted:
12/03/2010 19:57

you kill me man

newlad



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Message Posted:
12/03/2010 20:09

http://community.manutd.com/forums/t/4900.aspx

newlad



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Message Posted:
12/03/2010 20:22

http://www.jokefile.co.uk/odds/liverpool.html



Scroll down and look at the lards.

clayton


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Posts: 1143

Message Posted:
12/03/2010 20:23

paul

some good jokes there mate

andy-f


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Message Posted:
12/03/2010 22:13

regarding mondays defeat at wigan : the people of wigan , renowned for their love of pies received an extra treat last night when eleven puddings arrived from liverpool . . .

andy-f


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Posts: 1256

Message Posted:
12/03/2010 22:17

after the embarrassing deafeat to wigan , rafa benitez as changed is name to john venables !

zhivago


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Posts: 70

Message Posted:
12/03/2010 22:28

Manchester Utd cold sign Russian striker Ivor Bollokof hes good on the left hand side

andy-f


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Posts: 1256

Message Posted:
12/03/2010 23:15

1000 scousers were asked if britain should change its currency?



99% said no they were happy wih the giro

rigsby


Joined: 21/09/2007
Posts: 912

Message Posted:
13/03/2010 01:21

Scouse kid,Mummy mummy is daddy dead,No love he,s at Anfeild waiting for them to win a cup.

harita


Joined: 14/08/2008
Posts: 1343

Message Posted:
13/03/2010 13:23

Heard them all before down the years .. It was Man U on the receiving end then .. Short memories

andy-f


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Posts: 1256

Message Posted:
13/03/2010 20:33

started my new job in a record shop in liverpool yesterday, a young local lad came in and asked me " do you have anything by the doors "?

i replied " yes two security guards so dont even think about it you thieving scouse c--t"

loulouis


Joined: 13/12/2009
Posts: 234

Message Posted:
13/03/2010 20:52

do you have anything by the doors "? Did you mean the Dors , Thicko !

donga


Joined: 01/04/2009
Posts: 272

Message Posted:
13/03/2010 21:30

Hey Loulouis............................... just ignore andy pandy the ten times Liverpool thread starter..............





he aint worth it - even the other mancs on here are embarrassed for him.





just looking at the league table........................





ROFPMSL

loulouis


Joined: 13/12/2009
Posts: 234

Message Posted:
13/03/2010 21:40

Hi Donga

I keep trying to ignore the empty vessell but he keeps coming back . This ficticious andy f face who says he lives in cheshire but actually is a pie eater. LOL

Loui.