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wynyardman
Joined: 15/12/2007 Posts: 4580
Message Posted: 05/07/2008 00:06 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 1 of 27 in Discussion |
| Hi all, Arriving Larnaca 1800 hours Sunday (6th July) Wanted taxi share to Kyrenia! Any offers? wackyjim, What does the donkey drink? wyn |
wackyjim
Joined: 04/06/2007 Posts: 760
Message Posted: 05/07/2008 00:26 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 2 of 27 in Discussion |
| Wyn Not sure....you may have to ask Jock ( head chauffeur) he knows what my Ass is partial to!!!!!!!!!!! Jim. Have a safe trip.. and look forward to our encounter in September(hopefully) |
newlad
Joined: 02/03/2008 Posts: 7819
Message Posted: 05/07/2008 00:32 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 3 of 27 in Discussion |
| Wynn, Take plenty of cream with you and apply liberally on your arse cheeks for the donkey journey from Larnaca to your hotel, You crack me up mate, Paul. |
jock1
Joined: 06/01/2008 Posts: 3786
Message Posted: 05/07/2008 12:30 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 4 of 27 in Discussion |
| Wyn in reply to keeping wackyjims Ass in good condition. I agree with Paul about plenty of cream, however Dont ride it to hard!! Do start off slowly, keep it at a steady pace, remember you may have to dissmount at some point, if so reach in to your pocket for something long and hard, pull it out and place it in orally. Yes a carrot still works!! After a long and Exhausting, but pleasurable ride do make sure wackyjims Ass is washed cleaned and settled for the night. Remember this is a business and wackyjims Ass is there to be enjoyed by everyone on the island. regards jock |
Littlenige
Joined: 24/12/2006 Posts: 3594
Message Posted: 05/07/2008 12:37 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 5 of 27 in Discussion |
| Remember to keep cool as a cucumber |
wynyardman
Joined: 15/12/2007 Posts: 4580
Message Posted: 05/07/2008 13:12 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 6 of 27 in Discussion |
| Jock, Thank you for your detailed explanation of how wackyjims "ass" works. Now as you all know, I enjoy what I would call" creative humour" BUT THE PURPOSE OF THIS THREAD WAS TO ARRANGE TRANSFERS FROM LARNACA TO THE SHIP, WITHOUT HAVING TO FILE FOR PERSONAL BANKRUPCY. I AM COMING TOMORROW! IS THERE ANY REALISTIC OPTIONS? wyn |
wackyjim
Joined: 04/06/2007 Posts: 760
Message Posted: 05/07/2008 13:12 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 7 of 27 in Discussion |
| Jock Thats what I like about you ....someone that really knows how to get the best out of an Ass!!!! I still think we need to look at increasing our charges.... seems to be a big demand for our services, might have to employ some more Asses????? Jim. |
wynyardman
Joined: 15/12/2007 Posts: 4580
Message Posted: 05/07/2008 13:15 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 8 of 27 in Discussion |
| wackyjim, No need to worry about that. You and Jock will make asses of yourselves on 24/9 when you have to face the challenge from the black country mafia! wyn |
jock1
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Message Posted: 05/07/2008 15:43 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 9 of 27 in Discussion |
| How many are going to be at the ship inn on the said night. jock |
wynyardman
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Message Posted: 05/07/2008 21:05 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 10 of 27 in Discussion |
| Jock good question that. I think we may need a pre meeting, meetiing. What is important is that all is in accordance with Queensbury rules. Lets have the our pre meeting meeting, and decide how we are going to Whoop! the ass off you guys. Let battle commence! Very sad we know!!! wyn We built Hadrians Wall to keep you lot OUT. It worked! why change it? |
phylray
Joined: 21/09/2007 Posts: 1727
Message Posted: 05/07/2008 21:22 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 11 of 27 in Discussion |
| I thought the Romans built Hadrian's Wall, & Antonine further up. Are you a Roman then Wyn? Guess we all have a bit of their blood! Only thing Romans did good for us, they left a map of Scotland. But a Greek got there first! |
wynyardman
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Message Posted: 05/07/2008 22:10 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 12 of 27 in Discussion |
| Phylray, You overwhelm me, with your knowledge! You remind me of my Auntie Floss. A formidable woman1. Lets get one thing straight. We built Hadrians Wall to keep the Scots out! It worked until they infriltrated our Government via Westminster. Now look at the mess we are in! Come to The Ship. I will buy you a drink Bring your young friend. Does she have an interesting dellocotage? See I know how to spell now!(?) I hope that you drink Brandy and Soda! My Auntie Floss, used to say that Gin makes you depressed Seriously though. I hope you come for a drink. The Lady Wyn says that I need a wet nurse! Do you know Phyl, may I call you that? She needs counselling! I said that the gardener would cut the lawns. She told me that he would be too busy for that, and that I should cut them before I left for the sunshine of The TRNC. Am I missing something? Have a good trip, Wyn |
wynyardman
Joined: 15/12/2007 Posts: 4580
Message Posted: 06/07/2008 00:49 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 13 of 27 in Discussion |
| Sorry Jock, I overlooked your posting. Now I really don't want The Ship to make any provision, as nothing is stated or implied, in this post, but we estimate 2968 on our side. How many do you guys intend to front? wyn E&OE............WITHOUT PREJUDICE.........................STRICTLY WITHOUT COMMITTMENT. |
jock1
Joined: 06/01/2008 Posts: 3786
Message Posted: 08/07/2008 11:00 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 14 of 27 in Discussion |
| What do you think of the above post jim look,s like we have got competition it will never catch on. |
wackyjim
Joined: 04/06/2007 Posts: 760
Message Posted: 08/07/2008 11:22 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 15 of 27 in Discussion |
| Jock Don't worry... we will promote G8 policy of reduced carbon emissions,I will run an ad in this weeks Sunday times. Jock this time next year you and I will be millionaires!!!!!!!!!! |
wackyjim
Joined: 04/06/2007 Posts: 760
Message Posted: 08/07/2008 22:14 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 16 of 27 in Discussion |
| Jock Methinks Wyn (aka Jesus) has no more need for our Donkey taxi service it looks as if his arrival in NC (aka paradise) has been declared as the second coming which could mean he might not be coming home. Looks like with the credit crunch we might not hit the million next year... never mind who needs money!!!! Jim. |
jock1
Joined: 06/01/2008 Posts: 3786
Message Posted: 09/07/2008 08:35 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 17 of 27 in Discussion |
| Jim I had visions earlier about wyn arriving at the ship inn on the donkey with palm leaves strewn around the ground, the staff all coming out to greet him,bowing and kneeling in front of him, women crying hysterically, shouting kiss my baby oh great one! Well the only miracle we need to know about is will the builder complete on time. Never mind who needs money? I think we will leave that one to the forum? jock |
wynyardman
Joined: 15/12/2007 Posts: 4580
Message Posted: 09/07/2008 11:35 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 18 of 27 in Discussion |
| Hi you lads, Isnt this slightly off thread. I only asked if anyone wanted to share a taxi. The only miracle I sought was to take posession of my villa in this life! Heavens its hot...........garcon............another.......... Effes mon ami! wyn |
jock1
Joined: 06/01/2008 Posts: 3786
Message Posted: 09/07/2008 11:43 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 19 of 27 in Discussion |
| sacra blue make that three Effes wyn. |
wynyardman
Joined: 15/12/2007 Posts: 4580
Message Posted: 09/07/2008 13:10 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 20 of 27 in Discussion |
| Jock1, It would be my pleasure to buy you and wackyjim an Effes if you were here!...........but..... as you are not, I will have to drink all three. I asked the garcon,...for a bottle of sacra bleu but he says that he has none......so I will have to have a bottle of Sauvignon Blanc. Similar he says but a little more pale. Cheers, wyn |
phylray
Joined: 21/09/2007 Posts: 1727
Message Posted: 15/07/2008 21:59 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 21 of 27 in Discussion |
| Wyn The Romans built both Hadrian's & Antonine to secure their hold on the warriors who fought for the honour to die fighting. They described them as continuing to fight despite being covered in arrows/spears like porcupines (I read) No-one could cut through the Roman defence as their (shiltroms?) closed & they were ruthless. Brown, who I like despite his mistakes, is not the first Scots P.M as there was MacMillan (they from Arran I hear) Balfour, Ramsay McDonald? I don't know that much but love reading history. And I also had an Aunty Floss on the English side who had 10 children, which made us about 35 1st cousins spread over England & Scotland. |
wynyardman
Joined: 15/12/2007 Posts: 4580
Message Posted: 15/07/2008 23:35 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 22 of 27 in Discussion |
| phylray, Aunt Floss had a look that would make anyone tremble. Wonderful person and role model. But the Scottish gave us Macmillan (youve never had it so good) and Alec Douglas Hume. Real committed politicians. These weve got in Westminster now, should be committed. wyn |
phylray
Joined: 21/09/2007 Posts: 1727
Message Posted: 16/07/2008 00:15 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 23 of 27 in Discussion |
| Oh, yes, forgot Alec Douglas Home (skull-head) - my Dad thought a lot of him Too young to remember much about him! Forgot to say couldn't bring that friend as she had to fly to Istanbul - her daughter hurt in accident & am concerned as haven't been able to get a response since. Brought lady I shared taxi with & was approached by another Scot (like ants they're everywhere) called Scott who knows you. Nice place the Ship. Can see why expats. like it so much. |
wynyardman
Joined: 15/12/2007 Posts: 4580
Message Posted: 16/07/2008 14:41 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 24 of 27 in Discussion |
| Hi phylray, I am sorry we missed each other.....dare I say..."like ship in the night" I hope that your young friend is better. I subsequently spoke to a scotsman who said that he had spoken to you, and that you had felt he was Jock! As you say a lovely place The Ship. Very friendly especially dining out on the terrace, on an evening. Really good food and reasonably priced. Scotland produced some good politicians in the past, but I am afraid the current bunch (like all MPs) are in it for the cash. Public service from men of wealthy families is long gone and I fear its now a case of "snouts in the trough". Sad but true. Take care, wyn |
phylray
Joined: 21/09/2007 Posts: 1727
Message Posted: 16/07/2008 22:17 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 25 of 27 in Discussion |
| Wyn I doubt Gordon (a Gordon for me!) is in it for the cash. I think he is sound morally. I also think he is a basically good man. In fact, I like him more than Salmond, as he wants to keep U.k. together. I think that makes sense. My friend has replied to my email (not mentioning anything of her 'daughter') that she gave the key to my flat (where she stayed over 3 weeks) to her friend along with rent money, and he/she was supposed to have phoned & sent these But did not get any phone, key , or money. So, someone has a key to my flat & I do not know where it is! I am very worried now |
wynyardman
Joined: 15/12/2007 Posts: 4580
Message Posted: 16/07/2008 23:57 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 26 of 27 in Discussion |
| phyray, Gordon, a well intention man, Without the capabilities. Out of his depth. A son of the manse. Should have taken the cloth! Leaving a trail of devastation. Sorry about the problems with the keys.! My view, that is all, wyn |
Lemtich
Joined: 15/02/2007 Posts: 1487
Message Posted: 17/07/2008 00:12 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 27 of 27 in Discussion |
| Change the lock, quite an easy process. Look up a locksmith in Kyrenia and get them out asap. Lem |
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