Erotic bar to be opened at Cratos

Krypton


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Message Posted:
10/09/2010 23:35

I wonder what the definition of an 'erotic bar/venue' is. This has been reported in the Star newspaper today and will be for adults only???

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
10/09/2010 23:36

Is there an entrance fee?

Krypton


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Message Posted:
10/09/2010 23:37

Don't know Doyen, just spotted it the newspaper

Krypton


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Message Posted:
10/09/2010 23:39

Or is the erotic bit a euphenism for you know what ? NUDGE NUDGE, WINK WINK

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
10/09/2010 23:39

Krypton. I don't know what you mean! )

Krypton


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Message Posted:
10/09/2010 23:39

sorry about caps on message 4

Krypton


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Message Posted:
10/09/2010 23:40

Nightclub by chance! with erotic dancers

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
10/09/2010 23:42

What time does the entertainment start?

Krypton


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Message Posted:
10/09/2010 23:42

By the way hasn't the Star newspaper improved since it's relaunch

Krypton


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Message Posted:
10/09/2010 23:44

I t hasn't opened yet as far as I know, but i bet there will queuse of peopel around the block when it does open

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
10/09/2010 23:44

Don't worry about the Star newspaper - keep talking about the erotic dancers )

Krypton


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Message Posted:
10/09/2010 23:46

Get the star newspaper doyen for your 'fix'

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
10/09/2010 23:47

) ) )

Krypton


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Message Posted:
10/09/2010 23:50

Beats karyoke hands down which most places offer

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
10/09/2010 23:52

You're right there Krypton.

Krypton


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Message Posted:
10/09/2010 23:53

With the number of views already I think Nurseawful better have the blood pressure kit on standby

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
10/09/2010 23:54

No worries for me I've got my own tablets. )

Blackbird



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Message Posted:
10/09/2010 23:55

Yea, I think you are right Krypton

Krypton


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Message Posted:
10/09/2010 23:59

I was thinking of applying for the doormans job, although i suspect the queue has already started for that vacancy

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
10/09/2010 23:59

Krypton. Yes, I'm already here at the front of the queue. )

Krypton


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Message Posted:
11/09/2010

No surpise there then.

YFred


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Message Posted:
11/09/2010

My GC cousins in the south will be very upset if they see those church going GC cousins in the southern lands crossing the border to TRNC and visiting these pleasure establishments. This situation is just intolerable, the TCs are leading the poor easily led GC cousins of mine to hell.

I must inform my cousins in the south that my two dogs GR and Oracle have developed a taste for the flesh of these poor GCs and are liable to be bitten to death. Unfortunately due to the economic suffocation of the TRNC I have been unable to get them immunised, so if you see them salivating just before you are bitten, please run as fast as you can, they cannot run fast for long. My leading dog GR, has developed a habit of smoking fag ends and is rather short of breath just after running a few yards especially if he sees the silhouette of mehmetcik in the distance.

If you see either of them please don’t shoot them. They can’t help it.

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
11/09/2010 00:01

You're funny Krypton. ) )

Krypton


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Message Posted:
11/09/2010 00:02

sorry Yfred has your message got something to do with this thread 'lighthearted' thread

clifhanger


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Message Posted:
11/09/2010 00:06

if it is any thing like the irish bar no irish beer top dollar for drinks it may well be a flop

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
11/09/2010 00:07

If the erotic dancers are ugly we'll all be a flop! )

Krypton


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Message Posted:
11/09/2010 00:07

Flop Mmmm. Interesting turn of phrase

Krypton


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Message Posted:
11/09/2010 00:09

Beat me to that one Doyen. How do you post responses so quickly

Lilli



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Message Posted:
11/09/2010 00:09

Bill behave xxxxxxxxxxx

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
11/09/2010 00:10

Not sure, perhaps my computer gets hot when it types certain subjects. )

Krypton


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Message Posted:
11/09/2010 00:11

Lilli, what are you doing on this thread, you naughty girl

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
11/09/2010 00:12

Liz. It wasn't me who started it - it was Krypton. )

Krypton


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Message Posted:
11/09/2010 00:14

I think i need a lie down!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
11/09/2010 00:17

Krypton. Where, at Cratos? )

Lilli



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Message Posted:
11/09/2010 00:17

hi kyptron checking out the competion xxx

YFred


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Message Posted:
11/09/2010 00:43

Krypton, did you not think that I was treating it in a light hearted manner. I think you just don’t understand the TRNC sense of humour. Lighten up will you. Life is too short to be upset.

Hippo


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Message Posted:
11/09/2010 08:23

Corner bar can be quite erotic on the nights they have the topless barmaids

zerochlor


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Message Posted:
11/09/2010 09:48

oh nice idea.



some where with a bit of class and a little closer to home

jock1



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Message Posted:
11/09/2010 10:32

As long as there is a happy hour !!!

clifhanger


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Message Posted:
11/09/2010 10:36

will they call it '' perves paradise'' ??

zerochlor


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Message Posted:
11/09/2010 10:38

they will call it .



married men stay at home just wishing and talk to hilder!

bazzagirl


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Message Posted:
11/09/2010 11:36

hilda wont have to stay at home as in the basement they have the womens entertainment ie naked young men with bow ties round there tackle!!!!!!g

bazilbrush


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Message Posted:
11/09/2010 13:44

Probably a spelling mistake and meant to be Exotic Bar. Damn just my luck...........!!!

measey


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Message Posted:
11/09/2010 13:58

Its a Wayne Rooney Franchise he exspects to save millions for for himself.

LeYLeY



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Message Posted:
13/09/2010 16:19

bazilbrush, i agree it is most likely to be 'exotic' bar. Its a hotel not a brothel! :DD

dogeared


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Message Posted:
13/09/2010 16:21

freeinstead of crispe etc on the bar bowles of vigra and lines of coke to be provided

zerochlor


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Message Posted:
13/09/2010 16:47

sounds like my kinda place

LeYLeY



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Message Posted:
13/09/2010 17:03

Men dont get your hopes up! There is no hotel in Northern Cyprus with an erotic bar (that i know of)..Theres brothels ;) but no bars like that in hotels! To all the men that are exited about this so called Erotic bar, good luck!!

Pugwash


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Message Posted:
13/09/2010 20:09

Looks like rumour and gossip as usual

viper


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Message Posted:
13/09/2010 20:58

Pugwash



Just Chinese whispers....







viper





ps ..as it happens there is a good sort on the Lapta strip ..Chinese.... I ordered no.69 but it tasted fishy...????

intercepter71



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Message Posted:
13/09/2010 20:59

What is the niteclub that is on the road that goes from Girne via Catalkoy over the mountain

as if your going to Ercan airport, it's after the Buffavento turn and I

think it's just before the quarry works?



It looks like an erotic dance place !

Goonerboy


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Message Posted:
13/09/2010 21:04

Not hopes that are being looked at to get up lol....mssg 40



If it ever did happen, would be a larf, I'd be up for it

zerochlor


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Message Posted:
13/09/2010 21:39

message 51



it is

Krypton


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Message Posted:
13/09/2010 22:34

To msg 49



This 'rumour' was on the front page of last weeks Star Newspaper!!!!

Krypton


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Message Posted:
13/09/2010 23:30

Over 1400 people have viewed my posting. I wonder why?

scootex



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Message Posted:
13/09/2010 23:44

God it sounds like the working mens clubs of the 60's & 70's when some old slapper got her kit off on a sunday mid day performance then the guys would rush of home for their Sunday dinner and tell the wives they were playing dominoes with some old timer as an excuse for their lateness

thank god I was to young to go to them

Lilli



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Message Posted:
14/09/2010 00:40

It will have a full membership by the person staring with all his identities