Joke: Important Health Advisory for Women

jakki



Joined: 23/10/2007
Posts: 865

Message Posted:
12/08/2008 19:34

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about White Wine.

White Wine is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. White Wine can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the word that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of White Wine almost immediately and with a regime of regular does you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you willdiscover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with White Wine. White Wine may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use White Wine. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it ...



(to be continued) ....

jakki



Joined: 23/10/2007
Posts: 865

Message Posted:
12/08/2008 20:28

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lushtfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table ancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all night rounds of strip poker, truth or dare and naker twister.

littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
12/08/2008 20:41

what is naked twister ?



Always wear a thong to be on the safe side !!

jakki



Joined: 23/10/2007
Posts: 865

Message Posted:
12/08/2008 20:50

WARNING:

The consumption of White Wine may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING:

The consumption of White Wine is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.

WARNING:

The consumption of White Wine may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING:

The consumption of White Wine may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING:

The consumption of White Wine may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING:

The consumption of White Wine may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING:

The consumption of White Wine may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.



NOW JUST IMAGINE WHAT YOU COULD ACHIEVE WITH RED WINE|!!!!!

pussycatuk


Joined: 26/11/2007
Posts: 315

Message Posted:
12/08/2008 21:20

lol...just what i needed to hear...think i may go try some.

phylray



Joined: 21/09/2007
Posts: 1727

Message Posted:
12/08/2008 22:11

I am drinking white wine now & I feel great, am disgustingly healthy, &

usually listen to good music, sing, maybe dance when enjoying this lovely

drink. Red is great too! If you drink either you will not be too shy to sing or dance but if you drink too much you will forget the words, notes, steps!(But the same could be said of any alcoholic drink)

pussycatuk


Joined: 26/11/2007
Posts: 315

Message Posted:
12/08/2008 22:14

i am drinking fanta..not quite the same

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
12/08/2008 22:33

phylray , i'll take my chances

simma



Joined: 03/02/2008
Posts: 346

Message Posted:
12/08/2008 22:40

hi guys, don't leave rose out

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
12/08/2008 23:18

what's she got to do with it ?

dawny


Joined: 04/08/2008
Posts: 3

Message Posted:
24/09/2008 14:21

Hi can anyone tell me for sure if i can get the mmr Jab for my son in north cyprus. Many thanks Dawny .

ilovecyprus


Joined: 08/05/2007
Posts: 2880

Message Posted:
24/09/2008 14:22

Hi Dawny



You might want to start a seperate thread for this subject.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
24/09/2008 15:27

Pierre, a French fighter pilot, took his girlfriend, Marie out

for a pleasant little picnic by the river Seine. It's a beautiful

day and love was in the air so Marie leaned over to Pierre and said,

"Pierre, kiss me!" So our hero grabbed a bottle of red wine and

splashed it on Marie's lips. "What are you doing, Pierre?" shrieked Marie.

"Well, my name is Pierre, the French fighter pilot, and when I have

red meat I like to have red wine!" His answer was good enough for Marie and

things began to heat up. So she said, "Pierre, kiss me lower."

Our hero ripped off her blouse, grabbed a bottle of white

wine and starts pouring it all over her breasts. "Pierre, what are you

doing?!" "My name is Pierre, the French fighter pilot, and when I

have white meat I like to have white wine!" They resumed their

passionate interlude and things really steam up. Marie leaned

over once more and softly whispered into Pierre's ear, "Pierre,

kiss me lower." Pierre tore off her underwear, grabbed a bottle of

Cognac and sprinkled it all over her groin. He took a match and lit it

on fire. Patting the flames out furiously, Marie screamed, "PIERRE!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!?" "My name is Pierre, the French Fighter Pilot,

and when I go down, I go down in flames!"