new national health rules...

apc2010


Joined: 28/07/2010
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Message Posted:
17/09/2010 01:32

The improved National Health Service



The British Medical Association has weighed in on the new Prime Minister David Cameron's health care proposals.



The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.



The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but the neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.



The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception. Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.



Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Paediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!"



The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.



Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The ENT specialists wouldn’t hear of it.



The Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter...."



The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed o

apc2010


Joined: 28/07/2010
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Message Posted:
17/09/2010 01:37

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.



The Anaesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.



In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the arseholes in London

Rocker



Joined: 24/09/2008
Posts: 384

Message Posted:
18/09/2010 06:09

The undetakers said "thank you very much"

Groucho



Joined: 26/04/2008
Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
18/09/2010 06:20

"Undetakers...." are they the ones that steal underwear from your clothes line?



Or are they the Camay-knickers?