Joke: Would You Remarry

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Message Posted:
04/11/2010 12:44

Would you remarry?



Husband and wife are lying quietly in bed



WIFE: 'What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?'



HUSBAND: 'Definitely not!'



WIFE: 'Why not? Don't you like being married?'



HUSBAND: 'Of course I do.'



WIFE: 'Then why wouldn't you remarry?'



HUSBAND: 'Okay, okay, I'd get married again.'



WIFE: 'Would you live in our house?'



HUSBAND: 'Sure. It's a great house.'



WIFE: 'Would you sleep with her in our bed?'



HUSBAND: 'Where else would we sleep?''



WIFE: 'Would you replace my pictures with hers?'



WIFE: 'Would you let her drive my car?'



HUSBAND: 'Probably. It is almost new.'



HUSBAND: 'That would seem like the proper thing to do.'



WIFE: 'Would you give her my jewelry?'



HUSBAND: 'No. I'm sure she'd want her own.'



WIFE: 'Would you take her golfing with you?'



HUSBAND: 'Yes. Those are special days"



WIFE: 'Would she use my clubs?'



HUSBAND: 'No. She's left handed"



HUSBAND: " SHIT!"

Brinsley


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Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
04/11/2010 13:48

Good one!

The opposite of love is individuality because whilst in love you no longer think you're the most important person in the World!



Richard

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Message Posted:
04/11/2010 13:58

Oh wise one Rich

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
04/11/2010 14:52

Richard, you old Romantic. )

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
04/11/2010 21:18

My wife said, "Are you even bloody listening to me?"



I said, "Of course, dear".



She said, "What did I just say then?"



I said, "You asked if I was listening, you dozy mare".

No1Doyen


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Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
04/11/2010 21:18

My wedding day was great, the church was beautifully made up with ballons and streamers, the isles were filled with all my family and friends dressed in suits and dresses, the wedding car was amazing and my future wife got out and looked like an angel.....



Looking back I really think I should have went.