a matter of life or death ... (joke)

luaymaani


Joined: 05/10/2010
Posts: 47

Message Posted:
07/11/2010 13:43

A police officer pulls a man over for speeding. As the officer approaches the car he can see that the man is very anxious about something.



"Good afternoon Sir. Do you know why I stopped you?"



"Yes, officer... I know I was speeding -- but it is a matter of life or death."



"Oh, really? How's that?"



"There's a naked woman waiting for me at home."



"I don't see how that is a matter of life or death."



"If I don't get home before my wife does, I'm a dead man."