Brave Men Jokes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TopTen


Joined: 15/04/2009
Posts: 1246

Message Posted:
08/11/2010 13:29

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry It!



What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.



How are fat girls and mopeds alike?

They're both fun to ride until your friends find out.



What should you give a woman who has everything?

A man to show her how to work it.



Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?

Because they don't have balls to scratch.



Why do women fake orgasms ?

Because they think men care.



What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, she's been told twice already.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the

front door, who do you let in first?

The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.



What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?

A woman who won't do what she's told



Why do men die before their wives?

They want to.

deputydawg


Joined: 30/03/2010
Posts: 1727

Message Posted:
08/11/2010 13:59

Ken, why expect too much ? Think of a gadget to be screwed to the bed and it does the housework provided you are very good at servicing otherwise you will be doing the housework as well as the jokes.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
08/11/2010 22:47

At my best mates wedding, I got up and did the best mans speech. I said



'Congratulations to the happy couple, I hope they have the best honeymoon in North Wales'



A guy shouted 'They're going Italy you idiot'



I looked at my speech and said 'Ahh, I'm sorry, I thought he told me he was going to Bangor for two weeks'