[HINT] How to attract massive attention to your post on C44?

DutchCrusader



Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 11281

Message Posted:
09/12/2010 17:24

▶ Choose one or more keywords from the short list below in your subject title - and you are assured of hundreds, maybe thousands, of readers. All of them are deeply interested in Northern Cyprus...

Gary Robb, hospital, Sunday roast, sacked manager, restaurant, Internet, Lira up, Lira down, menu, joke, more jokes, bar, mince pie, home, UK, puns, turkey (not: Turkey), moaning and whinging, corrupt police in UK, jokes for the afternoon, wedding Bellapais, Jumbo, Ikea, Mall of Cyprus, English schools in North Cyprus, powercuts, Cratos prices, karaoke, more fake 'stars', where to eat on christmas day / new years eve, the high cost of a taxi to Ercan, UK police will be stopping people with snow on car roof, what to buy for Christmas (but not for TC children) etc etc.

Marvo


Joined: 30/04/2007
Posts: 194

Message Posted:
09/12/2010 17:38

Why not add 'hint' to the list of pointless posts

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
09/12/2010 17:40

Hans

Keep on taking those anti-megalomaniac tablets!

Just keep to Cyprus History which is your forte and of great interest!



Richard

DutchCrusader



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Posts: 11281

Message Posted:
09/12/2010 17:41

"hint" (for the frozen Scot Marvo in Glascow) and "back to the top"...

doggiesteve


Joined: 06/10/2010
Posts: 265

Message Posted:
09/12/2010 17:43

you could always add double dutch then peoplle may avoid it as they will know it is full of interesting & useful information on north cyprus !

DutchCrusader



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Posts: 11281

Message Posted:
09/12/2010 17:50

I knew this thread would attract all the fine C44 authors with their valued contributions all over the board.

yenibob


Joined: 13/10/2010
Posts: 1203

Message Posted:
09/12/2010 17:55

Just to lighten the mood on a thread that is getting very deep. I thought you would all like to see a picture of my dog "Hans"



http://postimage.org/image/gzozq3tw/



A real smarty who always remembers where he has buried his bones. Has no sense of fun and doesn't like to play. All the other dogs hate him! Which is a bit of a puzzle, but we are working on him.

vincent1


Joined: 20/07/2009
Posts: 212

Message Posted:
09/12/2010 18:13

(HINT) Dutchie , time to go back on the stronger tablets !

hattikins


Joined: 17/02/2008
Posts: 2793

Message Posted:
09/12/2010 18:17

I take it that DC has not read rule no. 7, or do they not apply to him.

DutchCrusader



Joined: 19/05/2008
Posts: 11281

Message Posted:
09/12/2010 18:26

Nice to meet all my friends in this thread! For Bob: this morning you posted porno, because the holder of the copyright on a graphic you tried to steal from the Internet and upload here fooled you completely. Yeah, that's what you get when you try to be smart and you are not. But the news gets even better. You may think your stolen link pointing at the porno was gone, because a C44 moderator removed the link - but it is not. Ever heard of 'cached Google'? Look it up here, Bob: http://googlesystem.blogspot.com/2007/01/browsing-web-using-google-cache.html . Your great post was saved and is now on Facebook (only 400 million users) and other social sites. For everyone to see what kind of man you are. Don't thank me, Bob, my pleasure.

P.S. Want to make fun of me, Bob? I'll match your efforts.

yenibob


Joined: 13/10/2010
Posts: 1203

Message Posted:
09/12/2010 18:28

Don't think so Dutch. You see I have a sense of humour!

DutchCrusader



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Posts: 11281

Message Posted:
09/12/2010 18:30

Hattikins, do you ever stop writing about OTHER people? Come down from your high moral hobby horse and think about writing something interesting. Asking for yellow or red cards for another player is the lowest thing one can do in football (and the same goes for C44). Bye.

yenibob


Joined: 13/10/2010
Posts: 1203

Message Posted:
09/12/2010 18:35

Bobby, you are taking this far too seriously. Calm Down (said in a scouse accent).

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
09/12/2010 18:42

Why don't you two resolve your animosity over a game of chess? My club is still running if not Guido's!



Richard

yenibob


Joined: 13/10/2010
Posts: 1203

Message Posted:
09/12/2010 19:00

Why don't we play cards for "it" He sneeringly replied.



And just to make it interesting we'll ave a shillin' on the side.



Ernie.

yenibob


Joined: 13/10/2010
Posts: 1203

Message Posted:
09/12/2010 19:01

I know it should have been Ted.... But for god's sake get with the programme.

apc2010


Joined: 28/07/2010
Posts: 1689

Message Posted:
09/12/2010 19:08

Or gravy .........

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
09/12/2010 19:09

For a bottle of Jenever (Dutch gin) as the prize, I'll even enter the affray of any forthcoming competition!



Richard

yenibob


Joined: 13/10/2010
Posts: 1203

Message Posted:
09/12/2010 19:13

You can tell APC and Brinsley are not British.

apc2010


Joined: 28/07/2010
Posts: 1689

Message Posted:
09/12/2010 19:17

Nor racist ,

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
09/12/2010 19:19

Yeniflop

Strange observation as my first Passport had 'British Subject' written across the front cover!



Richard

yenibob


Joined: 13/10/2010
Posts: 1203

Message Posted:
09/12/2010 19:19

Certainly not. Statement of simple fact.



Why on earth would you think Racist? Is it something from your past? Would you feel better talking about it? Were they horrible to you at School?

yenibob


Joined: 13/10/2010
Posts: 1203

Message Posted:
09/12/2010 19:21

Richard I have a comic with Eagle written across the top, Doesn't make it a bird mate (not even a KIWI).

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
09/12/2010 19:25

Statement of fact. Everyone is racist, but colour prejudice is totally unacceptable!



Richard

apc2010


Joined: 28/07/2010
Posts: 1689

Message Posted:
09/12/2010 19:25

yenibob , I will not bother to enlighten you to my origins, but when you attack polly and trnc victim , I think you do not do yourself any favours , everyone knows my views on "exchange" land , I do not hide behind different ID, but when people lose their life savings to fellow brits , leave them alone ......



I do not "troll" people .........Y-fred and yorg .....have their honest opinions ....you have been .........????

yenibob


Joined: 13/10/2010
Posts: 1203

Message Posted:
09/12/2010 19:31

Richard I have never met you so have no idea of "colour" so why sink so low as to raise that?



APC. Changing the subject tells me what I need to know. I have never "attacked" TRNC victim, what makes you think I have.



PS. Thinking of popping down to Paphos at the weekend. Can you suggest a safe place to park the car, where the Enosis/ Eoka types won't damage it?



Cherrs mate.

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
09/12/2010 19:35

Msg 23

I'm not sure were your 'bird mate' came from but mine comes in a packet of three sent to me by Richard Branson!



Richard

apc2010


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Posts: 1689

Message Posted:
09/12/2010 19:45

msg 26, sorry then only polly , a pensioner (?) who has lost her/his life savings and wishes to warn others , and did you not call trnc... Jenny..??.........hey ho ...you outlook is different to mine ....



If you come to paphos at the weekend, I can drive there too ,,,..fancy a met..........????



First beer on me...

MaggieAndBernie



Joined: 26/07/2008
Posts: 2012

Message Posted:
09/12/2010 19:45

Quite a ridiculous thread DC! is it serving any purpose?????????????????????????



Should all the threads on every forum be about medieval history?



Why don't you start your own forum - you're such a computer 'wizkid' I'm sure you could set one up - then you could just bore yourself & a few others to death & the rest of us could get on with our sometimes funny, sometimes serious sometimes informative banter without being constantly criticised!



All I can say is - THANK GOD YOU'RE NOT A MOD ON HERE!!!!!



Maggie

AlsancakJack



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Posts: 5762

Message Posted:
09/12/2010 19:48

This thread is now closed. Reason: Thread was serving no purpose.

daisy dukes


Joined: 06/09/2008
Posts: 3815

Message Posted:
09/12/2010 19:50

msg 29, i believe he started a chat room...but needless to say, no one was interested in it...speaks volumes...