A Man Walks into a bar

jonnytwoscoop



Joined: 27/08/2008
Posts: 142

Message Posted:
08/09/2008 16:29

A man rushes into a bar, orders the four most expensive 30-year-old single malts in the house and has the barman line them up in front of him. Then without pausing, he quickly downs each one. "Whew," the barman remarks, "You seem to be in a hurry." "You would be too if you had what I have," the man replies. "Why, what do you have?" the barman asks sympathetically. .................................... Fifty pence he replies !!!

jonnytwoscoop



Joined: 27/08/2008
Posts: 142

Message Posted:
08/09/2008 16:30

Man walks into a pub and the barman says to him, "Mate, you've got a steering wheel down your pants. That must be painful." The man replies "Yeah, it is. It's driving me nuts!"

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
08/09/2008 17:36

Bacon and Eggs walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast."

Coachie



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
08/09/2008 22:52

man finds an old fellow in town sitting on an old sofa "whats upmate" he asks.Old guy replies"im93 married to 23 yr old who wants sex twice before breakfast, once after coffee break, twice after lunch, and twice after dinner"Whats wrong with that" the man asks."nothing, but ive forgotten where i live"