Camilla Parker Bowles

wynyardman



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Message Posted:
08/10/2008 23:04

HRH Camilla Parker Bowles (nee Windsor)



It appears our beloved Camilla, is to leave her partner (The Windsor Ears) part way on his trip around Indonesia, because her delicate constitution cannot bear the heat of the place. It is

apparently something to do with her age! I wonder who will pay for this lot!!



IS THERE NO END TO THIS IDIOCY?



wyn

Rocker



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Message Posted:
09/10/2008 02:47

You Know the answer its  the good old tax payer who will pay. As for age does she know it? When I see her she reminds me of a horse and we know what they eat likeRocker

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
09/10/2008 09:52

Wyn, it is estimated that the cost of this trip will be in the region of £500,000. It would have been a lot more but I understand that in an attempt to avoid appearing extravagant, the size of Prince Charles’ entourage, visiting Japan, will be reduced in view of ongoing global financial crisis.



The size of his entourage will be reduced from the normal figure of around 21 staff to approximately 15 personnel.



Poor couple must be breaking their hearts to have only 15 personnel to look after them. Still, they've done it for the country and we must look up to them for that!.

wynyardman



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Message Posted:
09/10/2008 10:03

No1Doyen,



It would have been cheaper to take the bloody rain forrest to him.



wyn

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
09/10/2008 11:25

Yes Wyn, the taxpayers could have funded it. They fund everything else!

hattikins


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Message Posted:
09/10/2008 11:56

You lot are heartless, poor old Camilla is probably having hot flushes, she,s at a funny age you know, and she,s probably having to mop her own brow due to the shortage of flunkies on this trip with her.

Besides that she has got to get ready for her dear hubbys birthday bash, have you any idea how many sandwiches she,s going to have to cut up, not to mention the jelly and trifle she,ll have to make, at least she doesn,t have to book the room over the Co-op for the party so that should help.

Come on guys, a bit of sympathy for this poor couple who have to try to fit some social life in while constantly having to jet off to far away places to represent us peasants.

wynyardman



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Message Posted:
09/10/2008 12:23

hattikins,



Give us guys a break!!



With all this unconscionable expenditure by Charlie Farlie and his sons taking helicopters to go on their jollies to see their girlfriends (Harry took a helicopter from Catterick Camp into a local pub at Yarm (local village) with a bunch of his mates. Now Camilla throwing around taxpayers funds because of her hot flushes............us guys are starting to have hot flushes when we get our tax bills. The only ones not having flushes(according to board members) are people in the TRNC, who have no water to flush with.



Disgraceful!!



wyn

hattikins


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Message Posted:
09/10/2008 12:31

Well Wyn,



I bet you don,t get an invite to the party, more Efes for Charlie and the boys eh !!!!!



Hattie

lovelife


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Message Posted:
09/10/2008 12:35

Just add it to the extra tax we will be paying to keep the country afloat and save the banks!



Will someone pay for someone to mop my brow when I have my hot flushes? or shall I nip to Argos for a fan providing I can afford the electricity to run it.





LL (recently returned from China)

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
09/10/2008 12:53

Prince Charles was driving around the Windsor Castle estate when he accidentally ran over his mother's favourite corgi, crushing it to a pulp. He got out of his Range Rover and sat down on the grass, totally distraught. The whole world was against him anyway, and now his mother would go ballistic. Suddenly, he noticed an old oil lamp half buried in the ground. He dug it up, started cleaning it up, and immediately a genie appeared.



"You have freed me from thousands of years of imprisonment," said the genie. "As a reward, I shall grant you one wish."



"Well," said the Prince, "I have all the material things I need, but let me show you this dog." They walk over to the splattered remains of the dog. "Do you think you could bring this dog back to life for me?" the Prince asked.



The genie carefully looked at the remains and shook his head. "This body is too far gone for even me to bring it back to life. Is there something else you would like?"



The Prince thought for a minute, reac

hattikins


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Message Posted:
09/10/2008 13:12

No 1 Doyen,

Come on lad, what happened next ?

wynyardman



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Message Posted:
09/10/2008 13:17

hattikins,



I wouldnt have been invited anyway. I had applied for an OBE (my wife said I would get one because I had always lived off Other Buggers Efforts) but even that was declined!



You wonder why I drink......



wyn



No1 Finish the joke....are you hitting the G&Ts already?

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
09/10/2008 13:46

The Prince thought for a minute, reached into his pocket and pulled out two photos. "I was married to this beautiful woman called Diana," said Charles, showing the genie the first photo. "But now I love this woman named Camilla," and he showed the second photo to the genie. "You can see that Camilla isn't beautiful at all, so do you think you can make Camilla as beautiful as Diana?"



The genie studied the two photographs and, after a few minutes, said, "Let's have another look at that dog."

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
09/10/2008 13:48

Sorry it's this new system where you can only post 1000 characters. I better not go on as I only have 898 characters left DOH! now it's gone doen to 851 characters, oh no 829 left. I'm stopping now.

Littlenige



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Message Posted:
09/10/2008 14:01

any how charles is not fit to be king, he should have been kicked out of the army for having sex with a junior officers wife !!



Was he charged no.



How can he vow to be defender of the faith etc etc when he has shown he can not even keep vows to his former wife.



And whats up with his eyes he had a stunner like diana and went poking camila the horse !!!

hattikins


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Message Posted:
09/10/2008 14:37

Nige,

Do you think he would have been missed if he,d been kicked out of the forces, probably not, he,s only a figurehead anyway.

His marriage to Diana was a sham, but she provided the heir and the spare which was what he needed to continue the line of succession.

I personally don,t give two hoots who he sleeps with or even marries, he is a 60 year old highly privileged, wealthy, pampered monarch in waiting who has no grasp on reality.

My opinion so hope I have not offended anyone.

Littlenige



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Message Posted:
09/10/2008 14:40

any how charles is not fit to be king, he should have been kicked out of the army for having sex with a junior officers wife !!



Was he charged no.



How can he vow to be defender of the faith etc etc when he has shown he can not even keep vows to his former wife.



And whats up with his eyes he had a stunner like diana and went poking camila the horse !!!

Coachie



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Message Posted:
09/10/2008 14:43

Hi Nige, He obviously hadnt been to Spec Savers had he......

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
09/10/2008 15:12

hattikins, I take it your not a Royalist then?

hattikins


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Message Posted:
09/10/2008 15:22

No 1 Doyen



To be honest I wouldn,t give ten bob for the lot of them, if I,d got ten bob left that is.



My poor old mother would turn in her grave if she heard me say that, we had a picture of the Queen in our hallway when I was a child, still, we were brought up to think for ourselves!!!



Hattie

Coachie



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Message Posted:
09/10/2008 15:22

hi all ..You only have to back in history a little ways to see that it was the Royal privalage of previous holders of the title i.e HRH Prince of Wales to sleep around with all and sundry.I think the Welsh people should ask for the title to be abolished to save them any further insults,,,,

Groucho



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Message Posted:
09/10/2008 15:33

Wyn



"HRH Camilla Parker Bowles (nee Windsor)"



I don't understand.... who was born Windsor?



Camilla Parker Bowles was nee Shand....



It's no secret that Charles was having sex with her the night before his wedding.... This alone proves he's bonkers....



All I can think of she must be the best sh*g on earth as she has nothing else going for her.... I mean, really look at her... she makes horses look good.

Rocker



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Message Posted:
09/10/2008 15:35

If you denounce Charles as Prince of Wales think how much would be saved just on Carnafon Castle. Mind the Tourist might get upset but they are ripped off anyway.

Rocker

Chessman


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Message Posted:
09/10/2008 15:41

Coachie.



Spot on! In addition (and fortunately), people tend not to use the term Princess of Wales when referring to that lunatic bimbo Diana! She couldn't find her butt with two hands, never mind Wales! (I know, before anyone says it, why would she want to!) LOL

Coachie



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Message Posted:
09/10/2008 15:47

groucho..Didnt they adopt the name Windsor because of ther German heritage just after WorldWar1.Imay be half right but no doubt some one more enlightened than I will put the rest of the details down...

Littlenige



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Message Posted:
09/10/2008 15:50

i would not go near her with those NASHERS she might bight off more than she can swallow..................

Littlenige



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Message Posted:
09/10/2008 15:52

i would not go near her with those NASHERS she might bight off more than she can swallow..................

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
09/10/2008 16:24

The House of Windsor came into being in 1917, when the name was adopted as the British Royal Family's official name by a proclamation of King George V, replacing the historic name of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha. It remains the family name of the current Royal Family.

Coachie



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Message Posted:
09/10/2008 17:16

No1 doyen....I new somebody would have the proper gen!!!!!"!

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
09/10/2008 17:22

Why couldn't they have adopted a 'proper' english name. Whats wrong with Charlie Smith for example? Or Elizabeth Jones.

hattikins


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Message Posted:
09/10/2008 17:30

Oh No, Not Jones, that was my maiden name and I don,t want them in our family !!!!!!!!!

Groucho



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Message Posted:
09/10/2008 20:37

you still don't get it....



Camilla married into the Windsor name and was nee Shand (i.e not Windsor) ... with a bit of Parker Bowles in bewteen..

Turbo


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Message Posted:
09/10/2008 20:37

You have it wrong, Camilla doesn't look like a horse (thats Princess Anne) HRH Camilla is known as " The Rottwieler " (Lady Di, came up with that one) brill.

Groucho



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Message Posted:
09/10/2008 20:38

They changed to Mountbatten from Battenburg because the cake is rubbish...

wynyardman



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Message Posted:
09/10/2008 21:28

Groucho,



I used the term somewhat tongue in cheek, as she has always claimed that she was part of the Royal Family.



Whats this got to do with skipping Indonesia because she could not cope with the heat?



I was taught that you should "get out of the kitchen" I rather doubt that she has ever been in one!



wyn

hattikins


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Message Posted:
09/10/2008 21:30

If Charlie had any sense he would have used his ears to fan her and keep her cool and fragrant.

wynyardman



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Message Posted:
09/10/2008 22:42

Hattikins,



Be careful or it will be ORF with your head!



wyn

no1doyen


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Message Posted:
09/10/2008 23:56

Groucho, message 34, Oh well you can't have your cake and eat it!

no1doyen


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Message Posted:
09/10/2008 23:57

Groucho, message 34, Oh well you can't have your cake and eat it!

Turbo


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Message Posted:
10/10/2008 05:22

Oh well you can't have your cake and eat it!



Ah but how about



Kate and Edith too,,,,

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
10/10/2008 10:54

Good one Turbo.

phylray



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Message Posted:
10/10/2008 14:44

Wasn't her granny mistress of Edward v11 - gr.gr. grandfather of Charles?

Victoria's eldest son, Prince of Wales, who waited until old age to become

king. Mrs. Kepler was one of many though.

wynyardman



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Message Posted:
10/10/2008 14:49

Phylray,



Mistress......now there is a nice genteel word to conjure with!



Genes.....so much to be angry with our ancestors about.



wyn

No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
10/10/2008 15:08

One for you Wyn



A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, tells him she'll see him later, and walks away. His wife glares at him and says, "Who was that ?"



"Oh," replies the husband, "that was my mistress."



The wife says, "That's it; I want a divorce."



"I understand," replies her husband, "but, remember, if you get a divorce, there will be no more shopping trips to Paris, no wintering in the Caribbean, no Infinity or Lexus in the garage, and no more Country Club. But the decision is yours."



Just then the wife notices a mutual friend entering the restaurant with gorgeous woman.



"Who's that woman with Jim ? " she asks. "That's his mistress," replies her husband.



"Ours is prettier," says the wife.

wynyardman



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Message Posted:
10/10/2008 16:06

No1,



Another cracker, its the way you tell em!



wyn

Groucho



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Message Posted:
10/10/2008 19:35

Getting back to the thread... I suppose it's the forbidden fruit... you see Diana was thrust upon him by his parents... not forbidden.. Camilla was another man's wife... he wanted what he couldn't have...



Silly really but men, fickle eh! Who'd a thunk it? If only they'd have understood psychology a bit better, they could have made Diana so much more desirable by setting their sail against her.

Coachie



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Message Posted:
10/10/2008 21:36

Groucho..It used to be "he gave his life for his country ".In this case the Brigadier "gave his wife for his country", probably got a good promotion for his sacrifice...

wynyardman



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Message Posted:
10/10/2008 21:40

Better that a Royal dick. than the loyal Silver Stick!



The man was a prat,....oh please stay by me Diana............. Paul Anka.



wyn

phylray



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Message Posted:
10/10/2008 21:50

Charles loved Camilla long before she became another man's wife.

She was not accepted because at her 'coming out' (debutantes ball)

she had a one night stand, thereby making her taboo for a future queen.

So, she married a man who obviously thought her attractive. (Beauty is

in the eye of the beholder!) Charles was persuaded to marry the 'virgin'

Diana (who boasted to her sister that she would get him from her).

She put some height and looks into the rather plain, plump Windsors

(albeit Saxe-Coburgs) in her sons. Charles' fault, if you can call it one,

is bowing to the demand for duty above all. You could do worse for a

future king than one who champions the land, and the environment.

Personally, I care not. But E.R. has kept her vows to us as she made on

her 18th birthday.

wynyardman



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Message Posted:
10/10/2008 22:03

Oh Phylray,



The voice of reality and sanity.



For my part" God save the Queen" In my eyes she can do no wrong. A lifetime of commitment and dedication to her Country. Her commitment, without doubt, has been over and above, the call of Duty.



Your posting Phylray, was written by a woman about a woman! Out of respect, for a fellow human being, I will refrain from from detailed analysis, however at best she may be a victim of her genes.



A QUEEN of this great country, she will never be, despite the hidden delights of the bedchamber. Just as manners maketh man, she will never be of the right stuff!



Just my view, that is all!



wyn

no1doyen


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Message Posted:
10/10/2008 23:07

Take him to the Tower and off with his head!

phylray



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Message Posted:
10/10/2008 23:42

You've been watching too much of The Tudors, no1doyen!

We chopped off a king's head before the French revolution,

but don't think the present royals care a toss about divine right

Groucho



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Message Posted:
11/10/2008 00:01

Wyn, message 35



"If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen" was coined by Harry S Truman when refusing to stand for re-election... he meant if you don't think you are up to the job you should make way for somebody who is...



I don't think anyone should get out of the way to let Charles take over... he's clearly bonkers. Camilla might be the love of his life but frankly I don't give a damn, she does not have the gravitas for the position...



My opinion... they should be shipped off to Paris like the Duke of Windsor.

wynyardman



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Message Posted:
11/10/2008 00:11

Msg 51,



Would you like to buy my hat!









Charles......give me a break......he even put vintage wine in his Aston Martin.



I can hear it now........Let them drink petrol! The mans arrogance knows no bounds!



Paris is OK. The right place for the in seine!!



wyn

eager


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Message Posted:
11/10/2008 00:19

There is no need for a royal family

no1doyen


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Message Posted:
11/10/2008 00:22

God save the Queen.

phylray



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Message Posted:
11/10/2008 00:56

If we don't have a monarch then the alternative is a president,

and that's too ordinary and boring. Notice that all the countries

that did away with their monarchs are either ecstatic about ours

or hell bent on badmouthing them. If the U.K. don't want a monarchy

they will decide, but I think they still do, especially in S. England.

no1doyen


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Message Posted:
11/10/2008 01:02

phylray, another great post! Long live the Queen.

PtePike



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Message Posted:
11/10/2008 01:09

It's getting like happy clappy here...

Turbo


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Message Posted:
11/10/2008 09:12

Its time they paid their own way, they certainly have enough cash lying around.

I am surprised that with all the crisis in UK that the people haven't started to make a fuss.



You know who paid for Charles and The Rottweiler and their entourage .



Have a guess how much it costs for the Queen and her man and small army to travel for a handshake and a free dinner across the world..?

Groucho



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Message Posted:
11/10/2008 09:18

I think the irony of the whole thread is that now when looking at the forum index we are faced with..... I can haqrdly bring myself to say it......



"Camilla Parker Bowles HOT"



This must be a Royalist conspiracy....

Turbo


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Message Posted:
11/10/2008 09:22

Royalty still has to sit on the loo , just like everyone else.

So what makes them so special..

Time to move on with the times. Cash flow dictates thus.

no1doyen


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Message Posted:
11/10/2008 11:15

Three cheers for the Queen, hip hip......

Turbo


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Message Posted:
11/10/2008 21:00

ooops, "hip" she better be careful she is at that age.

no1doyen


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Message Posted:
12/10/2008 00:08

turbo, I think she's passed that age

no1doyen


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Message Posted:
12/10/2008 00:11

turbo, I think she's passed that age

phylray



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Message Posted:
12/10/2008 02:15

Think you can get replacement hips at quite a great age.

SAFFI


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Message Posted:
12/10/2008 06:48

God bless Camilla,



But who whant,s a King that wishes he was a tampon,

Turbo


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Message Posted:
12/10/2008 08:17

But who whant,s a King that wishes he was a tampon,



I think she is passed that age too...

Groucho



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Message Posted:
12/10/2008 10:38

OK



I had to post this just to remove from my screen the awful vision of "Camilla Parker Bowles HOT 69"





Now I know for certain this was a Royalist conspiracy....

no1doyen


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Message Posted:
12/10/2008 13:42

Grouch - told you!