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walkerscott


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Message Posted:
28/04/2011 18:43

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Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan. You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:

There are about 10 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them 1 million each severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:

1) They MUST retire. - Ten million job openings - unemployment fixed

2) They MUST buy a new British car. - Ten million cars ordered - Car Industry fixed

3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed

4) They MUST send their kids toschool/college/university - Crime rate fixed

5) They MUST buy 100 WORTH of alcohol/tobacco a week ..... and there's your money back in duty/tax etc

6) Instead of stuffing around with the carbon emissions trading scheme that makes us pay for the major polluters, tell the greedy bastards to reduce their pollution emissions by 75% within 5 years or we shut them

down.

Easy or



stilluvithere



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Message Posted:
28/04/2011 19:50

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being over 50 I am for this. Might even be worth moving back to England



No1Doyen


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28/04/2011 22:37

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It wouldn't work I'm afraid. The million pounds wouldn't last long enough.

The theory's good though. 5 million might work. )



CJtill


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29/04/2011 09:58

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If only Labour had won the last general election then this could have been an option, as they could have continued printing more and more fivers to pay for the crackpot scheme.

Michael



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