Love the Greeks!

Chicken Run


Joined: 11/10/2008
Posts: 252

Message Posted:
16/12/2008 14:08

There was a plane with 4 passangers ,

one greek , one armenian , one Turkish and

his 10 year old son...



Suddenly the pilot makes an announcement,

"gentlemen we have a technical problem and I urge you

to take the three parachutes which we have and jump

to save at least 3 of your lives..."



The armenian says , well I am from california and

I will be the next governor and I cannot die ,

so he takes one parachute and jumps...



Then the greek guy says "I have a large fleet

of ships and I am very smart so I shouldnot die and

he takes one of the bags and jumps..."



Then the Turkish father says "son, I am old and

you have to live and grow older , please take the

last parachute and save yourself..."



The 10 year old turkish boys says "daddy dont worry we can jump together since we still have two parachutes" The father says "how comes son there was only three??"



the kid says " because the 'very smart' greek guy took my

school backpack and he jumped dad...!"

Chicken Run


Joined: 11/10/2008
Posts: 252

Message Posted:
16/12/2008 15:23

Three Greeks and Three Turks



Three Greeks, Costa, George and Niko as well as three Turks, Melik, Alican and Bora are travelling by train to a conference. At the station, the Turks each buy one ticket and watch as the Greeks buy only a single ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks Melik. "Watch and you'll see," answers Costa. They all board the train. The Turks take their respective seats but all three Greeks cram into a restroom and close the door behind them.



Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.



The Turks saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the Turks decide to copy the Greeks on the return trip and save some money (being clever with money, and all that)........

Chicken Run


Joined: 11/10/2008
Posts: 252

Message Posted:
16/12/2008 15:24

........When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Greeks don't buy a ticket at all. "How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says Alican. "Watch and you'll see," answers Niko.



When they board the train the 3 Turks cram into a restroom and the 3 Greeks cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the Greeks leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the Turks are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please."



There... that evens things out!!! :o)

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
16/12/2008 15:43

How do you separate Greek men from greek boys, With a crowbar............

Chicken Run


Joined: 11/10/2008
Posts: 252

Message Posted:
16/12/2008 15:56

oooooo... Jock. that was below the belt (Literally)!!!! lol

ziggy666


Joined: 16/12/2008
Posts: 4

Message Posted:
16/12/2008 21:32

Hey jock1 it looks like your an expert with crowbars

ziggy666


Joined: 16/12/2008
Posts: 4

Message Posted:
16/12/2008 21:34

Hey jock1 looks like you are an expert with crowbars

PtePike



Joined: 20/05/2008
Posts: 2334

Message Posted:
16/12/2008 21:45

Crowbar some of your neighbour's garden, maybe?

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
16/12/2008 22:06

Aye your a jemmy a bloke..........