Ex Pat Networks in TRNC

Steve1953



Joined: 04/12/2008
Posts: 298

Message Posted:
17/12/2008 16:12

Recent thread running about life in the TRNC,and how many people seem to be returning to the UK. It strikes me that you can try and integrate with the indigenous population,but it would help if you knew the language. Apart from adverts in the local press,what sort of ex-pat gatherings are there in the country?

I would imagine that finding schools and support groups for children,single parents and if you are unfortunate to become unhealthy are worrying aspects to people. Would welcome any advice,comments or information from anyone,as I think it may be useful to many,regards to all,Steve

bobby


Joined: 03/07/2008
Posts: 8

Message Posted:
17/12/2008 16:37

Advice.........Why not try telling some decent jokes for a change?



ex-pats....you have a thing about the Irish !



Steve, heard this one years ago that you may wantto add to you pile of gags:



"The English are a funny lot they call the Irish Paddies.....

But little do the Feckers know....that the Paddies are their DADDIES" !!!

Chicken Run


Joined: 11/10/2008
Posts: 252

Message Posted:
17/12/2008 16:44

I started one of those posts with the Irish Joke Bobby and some of by best friends are Irish. i'm English and I have no problem laughing at the English!!!



Ha ha... your joke gave me a giggle... lol

cruggs


Joined: 06/04/2008
Posts: 498

Message Posted:
17/12/2008 20:09

bobby,daddies now that was saucy xx

Steve1953



Joined: 04/12/2008
Posts: 298

Message Posted:
17/12/2008 20:14

Dear Bobby, its the way I tell 'em,you got to remember these jokes are preseved for posterity or at least tommorrow,specially written in embalming fluid on the back of wills. Too much PC ness,politics ,in our job you'd cry if you didnt laugh - try this one -

Man with no hair and his wife with small B~~bs goes to GP. He wants something to make his hair grow,and she wants something to make her b~~bs grow.



GP writes out prescription,.... but unfortunately,they get the tablet mixed up....



Wife goes into GP with load of hair on her chest - GP gives her packet of gillettes and asks her to shave twice a day....



Husband comes into surgery with big B~~b on his head....



GP says - you've got a problem mate,suggest you paint your head blue and join the ploice force