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negativenick


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Message Posted:
24/08/2009 15:09

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English lady (blond) in an English (07 plate) grey Vauxhall people carrier......



She proceeded down the high street jabbing her brakes on every few feet for no reason, turned left by the jewelers then indicated to turn right by the army camp - i was on my motorbike and went to undertake, only to find she changed her mind and nearly knocked me off..



Then up the road, turned left (towards Beyti) with no indication - after 30m, she stopped without warning and jammed the car into reverse - God only knows how i managed to swerve out of the way.....



as my old Garndad used to say "'ers a bloody mennice"...



Neg Nig tip - keep a wide birth of the above lady / vehicle..........



daisy dukes


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24/08/2009 15:11

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How do you know for sure it was an english lady, did you get to speak to her?



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wearytravellers



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24/08/2009 15:14

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NN....you said yo went to undertake her....tut tut...an illegal move !!! Patience and road manners are the way to go....were you in a rush ?? .....chill out dude, life's too short.



ROBnJO


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Message Posted:
24/08/2009 15:33

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Nick



That was actually my wife, out for a bit of shopping in my Bugatti Veyron, not a Vauxhall. She said some idiot on a motorbike kept buzzing around her and tried passing her on the inside, when he damaged the wing mirror. She also said he smelled of Reggae Reggea Sauce and had a large lady riding pillion.



I have had a quote for a replacement mirror of 14,727.35.







Could you please forward your insurance details.









Rob



Woodspeckie


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Message Posted:
24/08/2009 15:37

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Nick was Mrs Monger on the back?



negativenick


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24/08/2009 15:48

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mess 5 - no it was my rather slim missus.....



Mess 4 - Rob, could be a contender for the Neg Nick funny post of the week....



hollie


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25/08/2009 10:24

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Driving back towards Kyrenia from Arapkoy, coming round the long sweeping bend opposite the essentepe turn off. I see a coach parked on the absolute apex of the corner/bend thusly ensuring the vehicle is both hidden from on coming traffic until the last minute but further is protruding dangerously into the middle of the road.



If this is not enough the driver is standing on the inside of his vehicle another few feet into the road way before he proceeds to open his luggage compartment, which (no joke) sticks out about halfway into the roadway causing all on coming traffic to swerve into the other lane on a blind corner.



This guy was a contender for the Darwin awards.



negativenick


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25/08/2009 11:41

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Mess 7 - Perhaps the bloke should marry the bird in post 1 ?



kelvin


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25/08/2009 16:33

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Very lucky nick, you could have quite easily smashed her up the rear..! You'd have both been buggered then..



gooligan


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25/08/2009 16:39

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Kelvin,that has to qualify for the Neg Nick funny post of the week.LMAO.



negativenick


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mess 10 - oy Gooligan, i give out the funny posts of the week awards...



Anyway, it's a contender ;0)



scoobydoo


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25/08/2009 17:09

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I was driving along the main road from Lapta toward the 'then' new roundabout with the water fountains and this oldish guy in front of me decided he wanted to turn right at this roundabout ...... and he did but without going around it!!!



Do they have such things as driving licences and driving lessons here?



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